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Postby britpopboy » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:58 am

so....

there we were, rollicking in a rabu hoteru, delicious way to spend an afternoon

get online later that evening

and she's posted something like

'I'm completely fucked' on a.n.other forum, at (roughly) the point of entry, timing wise at least. Not that it really bothers me but

wtf:o
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:51 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:56 am

This thread is completely pointless without pics and details.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:15 am

Tsuru wrote:"Look at me, I got a Japanese girlfriend" poster spotted


I can understand why he'd want to brag a bit given how difficult it is to get a piece of ass in Japan.
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Postby wuchan » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:16 am

britpopboy wrote:so....

there we were, rollicking in a rabu hoteru, delicious way to spend an afternoon

get online later that evening

and she's posted something like

'I'm completely fucked' on a.n.other forum, at (roughly) the point of entry, timing wise at least. Not that it really bothers me but

wtf:o

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:29 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I can understand why he'd want to brag a bit given how difficult it is to get a piece of ass in Japan.

Yes, it's difficult, as in you have to put in some decent amount of work, if you want the quality ones.
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Postby Ketou » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:40 am

britpopboy wrote:so....

there we were, rollicking in a rabu hoteru, delicious way to spend an afternoon

get online later that evening

and she's posted something like

'I'm completely fucked' on a.n.other forum, at (roughly) the point of entry, timing wise at least. Not that it really bothers me but

wtf:o


I don't get it.....timing wise she posted at the same time you slipped it in...and you didn't notice she was texting..?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:52 am

So what are you bragging about, that you are so bad at sex she would rather be texting?
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:58 am

It's admirable that she can send text messages at any time.

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Postby Iraira » Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:00 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Image


I'll see your gangsta bling beyotch and raise you a
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Postby Greji » Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:59 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It's admirable that she can send text messages at any time.

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I'd do her....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:16 pm

Greji wrote:I'd do her....
:cool:


When I did her the other night, she only had eyes for you (even though her face was aimed directly at mine, I must say...)
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:37 pm

britpopboy wrote:so....

... (excessively titillating content censored) ...

wtf:o

Holy cow! You mean you actually ... um, I just can't say it outright ... like, "did it" (you know what I mean) with an actual female? You mean to say that, um, s*x (will that get past the censors?) between a consenting male and female actually happens?!

I'm sorry, my hands are shaking so hard I can't type any more ...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:09 pm

Greji wrote:I'd do her....
:cool:


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Postby hundefar » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:14 pm

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Postby hundefar » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The real challenge is to find a picture of a girl you wouldn't do.


Make that a picture of anyone or anything.
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Postby Greji » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:48 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The real challenge is to find a picture of a girl you wouldn't do.


My current squeeze is a bit pissed that you would insult my selection of poke holes that way...
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Postby Gilligan » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:47 pm

Greji wrote:My current squeeze is a bit pissed that you would insult my selection of poke holes that way...
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Do you give her a can of spinach before hand to make sure she's good to the finish?
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Postby britpopboy » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:59 am

So what are you bragging about, that you are so bad at sex she would rather be texting?


thats the obvious one, though a torrent of messages received between then and now seem to indicate the contrary......:cool:

so I figure its not that
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:12 pm

britpopboy wrote:thats the obvious one, though a torrent of messages received between then and now seem to indicate the contrary......:cool:

so I figure its not that

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Postby sillygirl » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:32 pm

britpopboy wrote:thats the obvious one, though a torrent of messages received between then and now seem to indicate the contrary......:cool:

so I figure its not that


Mmm, what a stud.... :rolleyes:
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:38 pm

sillygirl wrote:Mmm, what a stud.... :rolleyes:


I told you not to talk about me in public like that! Iraira will get jealous.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:10 pm

Greji wrote:I told you not to talk about me in public like that! Iraira will get jealous.
:cool:


It's your creative use of kitchen utensils that makes me jealous.
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Postby james » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:01 pm

Iraira wrote:It's your creative use of kitchen utensils that makes me jealous.


i'll see your:

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and raise you:

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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:19 pm

Iraira wrote:It's your creative use of kitchen utensils that makes me jealous.


It did take me a bit to figure out how to use it.....
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:21 pm

james wrote:i'll see your:

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and raise you:

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But, my kitchen fetishes are kawaii.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:23 pm

Greji wrote:It did take me a bit to figure out how to use it.....
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Greji: a man doing a job he loves.
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Postby Amanojakuu » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:38 pm

britpopboy wrote:
and she's posted something like

'I'm completely fucked' on a.n.other forum...



Wow,

Since when have the police been accepting emergency aid requests via internet forums?

Things are more advanced than I thought here in Japan.
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Postby britpopboy » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Holy cow! You mean you actually ... um, I just can't say it outright ... like, "did it" (you know what I mean) with an actual female? You mean to say that, um, s*x (will that get past the censors?) between a consenting male and female actually happens?!

I'm sorry, my hands are shaking so hard I can't type any more ...


at my age it is something to write home about:p

anyway

Crying and shaking. What's that all about? Remorse? regret? just the transition I'm sure.
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Postby sillygirl » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:31 pm

britpopboy wrote:at my age it is something to write home about:p

anyway



Ah, old codger eh?
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