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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:42 pm

james wrote:
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"Let's see... We cut this up, call it "Jou" and the rest we label toru and sell it on the blackmarket in Ueno!"
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:44 am

james wrote:how 'bout "i can't wait for the sequel!"


Warning: Pretty intense and graphic
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:37 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Warning: Pretty intense and graphic


What was graphic? Just some guys cleaning out a mess of fish (call 'em what ya want) to eat....
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Postby osopolar » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:35 am

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Postby Behan » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:10 pm

osopolar wrote:Image


I can't find it! (The obvious comment, I suppose.)
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Iraira » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:37 pm

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feels like udon
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:45 pm

She looks surprisingly sober...
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:09 pm

Not Japan?
What are the green and white cans?


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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:21 am

It's not Japan. You can't buy Chilsung Cider here, except maybe in Okubo.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:41 pm

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I don't know the game, but what a way to learn. She has that sporting attitude that you just gotta like...
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:02 pm

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Like looking for a needle-dick in a haystack.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:26 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Like looking for a needle-dick in a haystack.


But, does he look like he cares whether he has a needle dick or not?
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Postby yabanjin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:09 pm

to 'Japanese noodle bar'
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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:59 am

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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:14 am

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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:28 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:47 pm

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Hangooksaram?
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Postby osopolar » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Hangooksaram?


Shit. I didn't think so. But now I'm not so sure..
whaddaya think old fart?

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Postby osopolar » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:04 pm

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Postby Bucky » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:58 pm

osopolar wrote:Image
"Oh Greji, it's sooo sticky!":bukkake:
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:45 pm

Bucky wrote:"Oh Greji, it's sooo sticky!":bukkake:


Wait'll next Tuesday, I be ready to give her another load.....
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Postby osopolar » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:18 pm

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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:42 pm

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That pretty well sums it all up. Take, are you taking notes?.....
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Postby osopolar » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:28 pm

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Postby osopolar » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:23 am

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Postby Behan » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:19 am

osopolar wrote:Image


I've had a lot of practice with my boyfriend. :p
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Postby osopolar » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:14 pm

so if the previous one had practice with her boyfriend.. what does this pic say about this one? :p

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Postby osopolar » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:53 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:48 am

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That's the last time I order bukkake udon at this place.
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Postby osopolar » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:44 pm

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