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Let's International burglary EngRish!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:04 am

Image The Japan Times: July 22, 2003
It seems that Japan's burglars have also been bitten by the internationalization bug. The Mainichi Shimbun ( 7/17 ) describes...
Gaining entry to a house in Kobe's Tarumi-ward early on the morning of July 15, a man seized the woman householder and shouted threateningly: "Shut up! Money! Money!" But when his less-than-hapless victim fired back in English: "Kill me! If you can," the startled felon, clearly embarrassed by his limited English ability, and failure to pass himself off as a foreigner, fled the house empty-handed.
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Postby GargoyleTS » Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:04 am

You know they'll still say it was a gaijin. They'll just say it was a dirty no-good Frenchy and he used Engrish cause he knows no self-respecting Japanese would condescend to speak Frog. ;)
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:20 am

So now Japanese burglars are imitating gaijin non native English speaking burglars (Chinese I guess) by speaking broken English. But how would they know it was good broken English? Maybe they thought it was good non broken English.

I wonder if they have to get their broken English checked by a 'native' English speaker or a regular Japanese speaker who is trying to speak good English or a Chinese non native English speaking burglar.

ohhh too much double bluff there for my poor brain :(

so now he knows I know he knows *but* does he know I know he knows I know he knows
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Postby blackcat » Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:45 pm

no surprise here from the most racist country on earth.
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Postby Gaisaradatsuraku! » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:37 am

blackcat wrote:no surprise here from the most racist country on earth.


How about leaving? Oh, yeah, you like it there.
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:43 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:So now Japanese burglars are imitating gaijin non native English speaking burglars (Chinese I guess) by speaking broken English. But how would they know it was good broken English? Maybe they thought it was good non broken English.


But I think the point is that broken Japanese isn't good enough anymore (as it was the trend a few years ago during burglaries) to pass off as being a foreigner. Now it is full-blown English.

Folks, we're slipping further down the toilet.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:58 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote: ... I wonder if they have to get their broken English checked by a 'native' English speaker or a regular Japanese speaker who is trying to speak good English or a Chinese non native English speaking burglar ...


I can see the eikaiwa curriculum slowly changing to accomodate this:

Monday: English for the office
Tuesday: English for the phone
Wednesday: English for robberies
etc.

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Postby blackcat » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:35 pm

gai:
you are such a pathetic cunt, when someone posts the truth..."hey go home" typical.
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Postby Big Booger » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:46 am

cold, hands your put air in the.

errr..

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