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Postby Dragonette » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:50 am

Mulboyne wrote:One here for the laydeez:

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Manilla Bulletin: Akihiro Sato promises sexier stint at Cosmo Bachelor gig

OMG, Mulboyne-sama, arigato!! orz

That is perfection... :love2:
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:33 pm

Recent conversation with my boy;
"Dad"
"What?"
"Becky's stupid, isn't she?"
"Yes son, she is"
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:44 pm

[quote="Mock Cockpit"]Recent conversation with my boy]
Nah, she's just pretending to be stupid. (Just like how she pretends to not understand English)
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:49 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Nah, she's just pretending to be stupid. (Just like how she pretends to not understand English)

Probably, but she's fucken good at it.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:31 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Probably, but she's fucken good at it.

Yeah fooled me for a while. I don't blame her. She lives in a chippoke Japan geinoukai which is probably racist as fuck towards gaijins, yet they are friendly if you have monetary value to them (ie Dave Spector).

If it wasn't for her parents' financial situation (don't want to go way off topic here), she could have gone to a private international school and pursued something else with her career --- but that's just my opinion and Becky would probably disagree with me anyway.
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Postby Behan » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:35 pm

Becky will be laughing all the way to the bank.

I don't think she puts on the airhead cutesty wootsy act as much as other female entertainers her age.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:42 pm

She's making good money for her age though. She works like 29 days out of every month so she has no time to chill. No boy friend (at least from what I know...)

But I tend to digress... if that was the case, she'd be going completely insane with no social life for her age. She may be really going incognito and doing a really good job at it :ninja4:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:44 pm

Behan wrote:Becky will be laughing all the way to the bank.


No shit. She's in so many fucking commericals now she must be making some serious ducats.
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:02 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:She's making good money for her age though. She works like 29 days out of every month so she has no time to chill. No boy friend (at least from what I know...)

But I tend to digress... if that was the case, she'd be going completely insane with no social life for her age. She may be really going incognito and doing a really good job at it :ninja4:


You want me to bring her to cigar night?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:31 pm

Greji wrote:You want me to bring her to cigar night?
:cool:

Don't tell me Becky is one of your daughters too. :smoking:
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Postby Greji » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:19 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Don't tell me Becky is one of your daughters too. :smoking:


Naah, she's an English half. But, now that you mention it, you might want to do a quick DNA'r on Muly...
She was a dokyuusei of one of my kids (can't sort out which one) at the university...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:28 pm

Greji wrote:Naah, she's an English half. But, now that you mention it, you might want to do a quick DNA'r on Muly...
She was a dokyuusei of one of my kids (can't sort out which one) at the university...
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I guess I can use that pick-up line.. "Do you have any American in you...? No?? Would you like some American in you?"
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Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:07 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:49 pm

Here's a video clip of hafu comedy duo Love Drive - Jiro Nishizawa (he usually calls himself Paruten) has a Scottish father and Japanese mother while Daigo Yasuoka is Russian-Japanese. Their whole schtick is about being hafu


That previous clip is now dead but here are a few more in their "gaijin persecution complex" series. All the clips start off much the same way but are slightly different routines. Unfortunately, you'll need Japanese to follow them:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:20 pm

[quote="Mock Cockpit"]Recent conversation with my boy]


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Becky, Japan Best Jewellery Dresser Award Winner of 20's category, attends the 21st Japan Jewellery Awards during the International Jewellery Awards at Tokyo Big Sight...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:52 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Image


I love it when the press publishes the worst picture possible of a celebrity.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:50 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I love it when the press publishes the worst picture possible of a celebrity.


is this like one of those 'how many things can you find...' quiz pics?

i count 4 chins. anyone else?
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Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:09 am

Taro Toporific wrote:[floatl]Image[/floatl]
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:32 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:is this like one of those 'how many things can you find...' quiz pics?

i count 4 chins. anyone else?


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Postby Jack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:46 am

This hafu babe sure can sing.

http://www.kaela-web.com/

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Postby omae mona » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:26 am

Jack wrote:This hafu babe sure can sing.

http://www.kaela-web.com/


Yeah, I saw her on kohaku this year and thought she was pretty good (enough to bother to fire up my PC and look up who she was).
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Postby Jack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:20 pm

omae mona wrote:Yeah, I saw her on kohaku this year and thought she was pretty good (enough to bother to fire up my PC and look up who she was).


Too funny :-)
That's where I saw her for the first time and looked her up on the Net. But I went one step farther and boiught the CD as well.
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Postby Typhoon » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:11 am

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2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:51 pm

Becky, not looking like Becky.

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Becky, looking like Becky.

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'Beckii' claims to be only 14 years old?!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:30 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Becky, not looking like Becky.

Beckii looking Becky in KAWASAKI - FEBRUARY 14: Beckii Cruel, real name Rebecca Flint attends her first album promotion event at Lazona Kawasaki ...more...
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Postby Christoff » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:09 pm

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HAWT!!!!
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