J-toilet blaster master!

[Taro Toporific]

Gee, ol' Taro hasn't ever done this....not!

Japanese firm sets out to potty-train AmericansMercury News Tue, Jul. 22, 2003
TOKYO- An American in Tokyo recently entered a restroom in an office building and pressed a button, expecting to hear a recording of rushing water, designed to mask the sounds of nature's call.
Instead, a loud siren blared and women rushed to her aid.
The visitor had confused two of the many high-tech features of the Japanese lavatory.

[kurohinge1]

My tip for the lads: Learn the katakana for "tampon remover", as you don't want to be hitting that button by mistake.

[Marked Trail]

My tip for the lads: Learn the katakana for "tampon remover", as you don't want to be hitting that button by mistake.

Oh my Shinto gods! I've been squirted in the face when drinking out of robo-toilets, but do I now have to worry about being neutered too?!

[Naniwan Kid]

As a button loving gaijin I learned quickly to never push any button on a toilet. One time I nearly caught my ass on fire.

'Nuff said.

[Taro Toporific]

As a button loving gaijin I learned quickly to never push any button on a toilet. One time I nearly caught my ass on fire.

Say what? The butt blow torch is now an option? Dang, I thought urine sugar tester was scary.
Something odd about a toilet sampling your pee

[Naniwan Kid]

Well, to tell the truth I accidently made the seat temp about 45 degrees C. I lost weight, though.

[American Oyaji]

I wish they made toilets that were my size and comfortable.

Going to the loo in public toilets is sometimes more comfortable than going at home. Public toilets are oval instead of round circles.
For those who are well endowed, the circles are a real pain.

Thats one reason I like squatters

[Taro Toporific]

[Big Booger]

with squatters I have to be careful not to scrape "My thing" on the ground or in the water. hehehe I am sure most of the men have had that experience.

[Caustic Saint]

...Those who agree that Toto toilets are indeed a thing of beauty can purchase caps, shirts, mousepads and coffee cups with the company logo.
Toilet mug of hot brown ...

Hey! I've got a cousin that used to work for Toto. He worked for a US office (in Atlanta) as an engineer, but made several trips to Japan with them. He had many good things to say about the office girls who'd bring around the hangover cures in the mornings. Since very few people in the US knew what Toto made, he'd tell them he specialized in "fine after-dinner wear."

[Taro Toporific]

Hey! I've got a cousin that used to work for Toto."

Here would be a great "proTOTOtype" for him if he still worked for Toto.

Internet Toilet Roll Browser "The Internet Loo Roll Browser is a novel and unique product designed to make best use of the time you spend on the loo! "

Via "Geisha asobi blog"