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Japan's first lady in alien joyride

Postby Midwinter » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 am

REUTERS wrote:TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.

"It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."



http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5812DV20090902

I swear I couldn't make this up. Here is a recent picture of Miyuki Hatoyama, age 66.

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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:52 am

When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He advised her that it was probably just a dream.
"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."

At least we know he is sane for giving the correct married couple answer.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:08 pm

They look happy in this old photo...

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Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has travelled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.

The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation – when he was Japanese – and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him. "I believe he'd get it if I said to him, 'Long time no see', when we meet," she said in a recent interview. But it is her claim in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered" that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention following last Sunday's poll...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:24 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:They look happy in this old photo...

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awww shit... at least they will fit perfectly well with Sarkozy and Carlita at the next G8 to fight monster X... (anudder excellent movie btw...)
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Postby hundefar » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:07 am

When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He said "That's funny. While you were sleeping I went to Uranus"
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:31 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote: . . .
... The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation –]


It may explain why he's vertically challenged. ;)

And then there's this:

. . . In the meantime, she believes everyone can benefit by nibbling at the centerpiece of our solar system. "I eat the sun," Miyuki previously said, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy. My husband has recently started doing that too." . . . more


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Postby Ketou » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 pm

hundefar wrote:
When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He said "That's funny. While you were sleeping I went to Uranus"
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Or "I rode a rocket-ship to Uranus"
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Postby Marked Trail » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:41 am

Ketou wrote:... "I rode a rocket-ship to Uranus"


Ketou wrote:Or "I rode a rocket-ship to Uranus"



Somethingawful.com is offering "translations" of Miyuki Hatoyama's UFO book---It's impossible to distinguish between failed satire and Miyuki's regular ravings.
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Postby Ketou » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:13 pm

Our relationship ended when a jet airliner passed through him while I was out of town

I hate it when that happens.
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Postby tidbits » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N2zrDLmlAA (watch on youtube, embeded not allowed)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:54 pm

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Embiggen Part 1
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She is as nutty as Tom Cruse!!!!

Postby wuchan » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:41 pm

On a daytime chat show she revealed that having met Tom Cruise in a past life, she now wanted to make a film with him.
"He was Japanese in his past life, and we were together so when I see him, I will say 'Hi, it's been a long time' and he will immediately understand."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby osopolar » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:11 pm

wuchan wrote:On a daytime chat show she revealed that having met Tom Cruise in a past life, she now wanted to make a film with him.
"He was Japanese in his past life, and we were together so when I see him, I will say 'Hi, it's been a long time' and he will immediately understand."


Ahh.. hence 'the last samurai' :p
it all makes sense now.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:07 pm

A generally positive review at The Daily Beast:

She's traveled with aliens and met Tom Cruise in another life. But "life composer" Miyuki Hatoyama is winning raves at home—and helping push her husband toward the G-20 spotlight...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-09-25/japans-maverick-first-lady/full/
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Postby iHUMAN » Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:50 am

WTF is she talking about??!!

Aliens, trips to Venus, eating the fucking sun???

If your girlfriend/wife would start crappin' that kinda shit would you have her admitted or continue running your life? No, you would stand by her, right?!

For fuck's sake, this is the #2 first lady in the world???

Lock her up and throw away the fucking key already!!

Japan is fucked-up enough as it is!




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Postby Hikonejou » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:26 am

I think I'm starting to like the Hatoyama's...
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