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Postby ttjereth » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:32 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Are you sure you're heterosexual?


Yeah, I just also happen to have standards.

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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:49 am

ttjereth wrote:Yeah, I just also happen to have standards.


When you hit an age when Viagra, Levitor, and Cialis won't even help out, you are going to regret having had those standards back then. Used to listen to g-pa and the g-uncles talk...more "I shoulda made the beast with two backs with....." talk than a 6 year old should ever hear. Thankfully none of them were priests and I was never molested.
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:31 am

Iraira wrote:When you hit an age when Viagra, Levitor, and Cialis won't even help out, you are going to regret having had those standards back then. Used to listen to g-pa and the g-uncles talk...more "I shoulda made the beast with two backs with....." talk than a 6 year old should ever hear. Thankfully none of them were priests and I was never molested.


I've done the whole "sex with a girl I'm not interested in" thing, and I don't think I'll regret this particular stance anytime soon.

I've just never really been interested enough in, or hard up enough for sex to want to get involved with someone I wasn't seriously interested after trying it a few times.

I've also been fortunate in that, I've pretty much always had a girl I was interested in around when I wanted one. ;)

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:40 am

[quote="ttjereth"]I've done the whole "sex with a girl I'm not interested in" thing, and I don't think I'll regret this particular stance anytime soon.

I've just never really been interested enough in, or hard up enough for sex to want to get involved with someone I wasn't seriously interested after trying it a few times.

I've also been fortunate in that, I've pretty much always had a girl I was interested in around when I wanted one. ]

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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:28 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, you're gay. Or maybe just young.

I'm 30 and married actually, and if I had to put money on someone being gay I'd put it on the guy who's always posting on the board about his adventures banging girls and being a tough guy.

:rofl:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:22 am

ttjereth wrote:I'm 30 and married actually, and if I had to put money on someone being gay I'd put it on the guy who's always posting on the board about his adventures banging girls

:rofl:


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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:31 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Jack?


Never know! Might be a rope-skipper first class!
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:35 am

ttjereth wrote:I've just never really been interested enough in, or hard up enough for sex to want to get involved with someone I wasn't seriously interested after trying it a few times.


I find you attitude very health and quite refreshing in today's world of low personal values.

Now, back to the dark side of the force. Send all those ones who you are not interested in over to me. Having no morals and being basically dishonest, I will have absolutely no conflicts of interest in breechloading them.
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Postby CountyLaw » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:27 pm

well seeing as I am 26, a male model (who could most probably beat the shit out of you) and am engaged - I think I can safely say you, my good friend, are one of those gay guys in denial who take pics of themselves in the mirror flexing their muscles looking all manly - a man who wears sunglasses inside or when dark - and a man with a tin nob who has to make out like he's some fucking top ape to balance out the insecurity of his tiny cock

well said I think :rolleyes:

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Postby CountyLaw » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:31 pm

kinda proves my point again dicknose

anyone else notice this guy is a dick?

beer anyone? osaka? lol.. awaah *crawls into cupboard*
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Postby ttjereth » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:51 pm

CountyLaw wrote:kinda proves my point again dicknose

anyone else notice this guy is a dick?

beer anyone? osaka? lol.. awaah *crawls into cupboard*


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Postby Iraira » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:01 pm

CountyLaw wrote:well seeing as I am 26, a male model (who could most probably beat the shit out of you) and am engaged - I think I can safely say you, my good friend, are one of those gay guys in denial who take pics of themselves in the mirror flexing their muscles looking all manly - a man who wears sunglasses inside or when dark - and a man with a tin nob who has to make out like he's some fucking top ape to balance out the insecurity of his tiny cock

well said I think :rolleyes:


I'll assume that you're joking around about the above description, lest you be considered Jack's cousin. Just for the sake of clarity, being asked to pose for a picture with a bunch of jr. high school girls doesn't make you Fabio.

(I'm that out of touch with who is famous now, I needed to pull out a Fabio reference)
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Postby CountyLaw » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:57 pm

Iraira wrote:I'll assume that you're joking around about the above description, lest you be considered Jack's cousin. Just for the sake of clarity, being asked to pose for a picture with a bunch of jr. high school girls doesn't make you Fabio.

(I'm that out of touch with who is famous now, I needed to pull out a Fabio reference)


yes okay got the quote button working :wall:

sooo. mmm i guess ill just bugger off then :toothy: seeing as there is nothing worth reading here - i might wells justs go oot and get drunk sted of writing here to nobody but myself ha .. ha.. sigh

oh and ps! i think fabio is dead now right?? mmm and no its true - the above description - although now I see your point
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Teach English in Afganistan - Many open positions!

Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:23 am

KABUL, Afghanistan — A teenage boy who was teaching English at a local school was dragged into the street and executed by Taliban militants, the provincial police chief reported.

The brutal killing sparked a clash that left two suspected Islamist fighters and two policemen dead, an official said.

"The boy, who was teaching English to other students after school hours, had been warned by the militants to stop teaching," provincial police chief Esmatuallh Alizai said.

Taliban militants have killed several teachers and students in the past for attending the government-run schools, which they regard as un-Islamic.


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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:06 am

CountyLaw wrote:kinda proves my point again dicknose

anyone else notice this guy is a dick?

beer anyone? osaka? lol.. awaah *crawls into cupboard*


Does anyone know what this guy is talking about?
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:48 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Does anyone know what this guy is talking about?
I think he has a bit of a dick-fixation. Nothing to worry about.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:29 am

Must be a piece from JapanToday... if anyone can spot the obvious error.
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Postby jingai » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:25 am

Iraira wrote:1. There are several affirmed goat fetish fiends on here, can we assume that you're up for that, provided that the goat is female?
2. Why foreigners ignore each other: It's called "Gaijin Complex", and basically it is the overwhelming desire to be the only gaijin in that particular train car, thereby basically reserving the "Oh, look a jingai!" statements just for yourself. The gaijin who nod back at you with a "Wuddup?" nod, those poor folks know...they know and they can't escape from it.

Time to take my pills...


I agree, don't look at Jingai if you are gaijin!
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"I'm Hillary's husband."

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:02 pm

[SIZE="3"]TIME TRAVELING PM MORI MEETS OMBAMA!
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IkemenTommy wrote:Must be a piece from JapanToday... if anyone can spot the obvious error.
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Before the recent G8 summit in Okinawa, Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori was coached in a bit of English. Upon meeting Clinton, he was to say "How are you?" The response was supposed to be "I'm fine, thank you. And you?" Mori was to answer, "Me too."

When they actually met, Mori made a small slip-up and said, "Who are you?"

Clinton replied, "I'm Hillary's husband." To which Mori replied, "Me too."
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Postby TFG » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:49 pm

what a pure neanderthal Mori is.

Well, he and the rest of the LDP Crime Syndicate and going to get well and truly flushed down the toilet, right where they belong.:bukkake: :cheers:
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Postby Hikonejou » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:36 am

You can really do almost anything in Japan if you learn to speak Japanese.

The best way to get a nice job where people respect you, is to become Japanese, and that means learning the culture.

Really. Learn the culture, history, language, respect he elders and you can go very very far in Japan.

Othewise, you'll carry on your "visit" in Japan as an FG and feel nothing but bitterness and resentment.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:49 am

Hikonejou wrote:The best way to get a nice job where people respect you, is to become Japanese, and that means learning the culture.

Really. Learn the culture, history, language, respect he elders and you can go very very far in Japan.

Othewise, you'll carry on your "visit" in Japan as an FG and feel nothing but bitterness and resentment.


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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:02 am

Hikonejou wrote:Really. Learn the culture, history, language, respect he elders and you can go very very far in Japan.


I noticed it got you as far as Houston....
How long have you worked in Japan for a Japanese company in a complete Japanese "culture"?

I mean that reads well in books and goes a long way on tourist trips. It ends right after that when you become resident and employed. It then becomes your basic rat race with J-supervision and they don't give a shit about the culture, history, language, respect for the elders if you're not Japanese (a lot don't give a shit about it if you are Japanese).
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:32 am

Greji wrote:I noticed it got you as far as Houston....
How long have you worked in Japan for a Japanese company in a complete Japanese "culture"?

I mean that reads well in books and goes a long way on tourist trips. It ends right after that when you become resident and employed. It then becomes your basic rat race with J-supervision and they don't give a shit about the culture, history, language, respect for the elders if you're not Japanese (a lot don't give a shit about it if you are Japanese).
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Not to mentione the fact that none of the gaijin I know here who make real money are doing so because of their Japanese ability.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:31 pm

Hikonejou wrote:The best way to get a nice job where people respect you, is to become Japanese, and that means learning the culture.

Interestingly the gaijin I have met here who have done very well have tended to manage that at least in part because they aren't Japanese.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:48 pm

Hikonejou wrote:You can really do almost anything in Japan if you learn to speak Japanese.

Really? :redface2:

I always thought that it'll land you the lucrative career as an eikaiwa sensei in front of your local train station.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:50 pm

Hikonejou wrote:You can really do almost anything in Japan if you learn to speak Japanese.

The best way to get a nice job where people respect you, is to become Japanese, and that means learning the culture.

Really. Learn the culture, history, language, respect he elders and you can go very very far in Japan.

Othewise, you'll carry on your "visit" in Japan as an FG and feel nothing but bitterness and resentment.

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