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Muslim Clerics Over-Excited By Maria Ozawa

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:23 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]AFP: Indonesian filmmakers defy clerics over Japanese porn star's visit
Filmmakers in Muslim-majority Indonesia on Monday defied condemnation by clerics, saying they would stick to their plans to fly out a top Japanese porn star to act in a local comedy. Muslim leaders have blasted plans to bring out 23-year-old erotic film megastar Maria Ozawa, popularly known as Miyabi, to play herself in the upcoming film "Menculik Miyabi" (Kidnapping Miyabi). But Maxima Productions General Manager Adi Sudiadi said the company would stick to its plans to include Ozawa in the film, which tells the story of a group of university students who accidentally kidnap the starlet...Indonesian Council of Ulema (MUI) Chairman Amidhan slammed the choice of Ozawa - who has gained notoriety in Japan's burgeoning porn industry thanks to her striking Canadian-Japanese looks - as a threat to the moral health of the country's youth. "Even if the film isn't porno, it's very dangerous for our young people, particularly if they become fans of this porn actress and become curious enough to watch her films," he said. "We have to be firm and not let rubbish into our country. This is about Indonesia's reputation as the world's most populous Muslim country," he said...more...
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Postby Ketou » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:56 pm

She would want to make her entry into the country pretty low key. Japanese nut job radicals don't hold a candle to the Indonesian ones.....
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Postby Level3 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:04 pm

Islam in a nutshell.

Looking at women = VERY BAD

Killing a few dozen women and children by blowing yourself up in a busy market = VERY GOOD, you get to go to "heaven" with 72 virgins...so basically, the Muslim heaven a is porn movie

Makes perfect sense to me. :confused:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:09 pm

Next is your hafu daughters' turn, gaijin dudes.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:20 pm

I think i still haven't recovered from my 40 point drop in IQ after seeing one of her last movies.

A decently looking hybrid broad acting like the dumbest J-spunkdumpster...

Damn... my head hurtz again just thinking aboot her acting skills...

Also, for those in free countries... don't get too tempted by her uncensored movies... Sometimes, the mosaic is a really good thing to have... Unless you love meat curtains. Opera-house sized...
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:41 pm

Level3 wrote:Islam in a nutshell.

Looking at women = VERY BAD

Killing a few dozen women and children by blowing yourself up in a busy market = VERY GOOD, you get to go to "heaven" with 72 virgins...so basically, the Muslim heaven a is porn movie

Makes perfect sense to me. :confused:


christianity is the same
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> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Ketou » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:51 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Next is your hafu daughters' turn, gaijin dudes.
:lol:


lol, nice try Take. Unfortunately the amount of half porn stars in Japan is probably less than half a percent of the total....the rest are your daughters mate.
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Postby Level3 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:52 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:christianity is the same


Not exactly.
Chrsitian heaven seems to be something about happily singing songs praising god with your fellow Christians for all eternity. :wall:
Apparently no sex with hot virgins, or at all.
In other words, it's Hell.

I'd much rather go to Islamic Porn-Movie Heaven. I just don't see how Moslems can fully appreciate the concept of their own Islamic Porn-Movie Heaven without at least seeing a naked chick once in their lives. Will they even know how to have sex when they arrive in Islamic Porn-Movie Heaven?
Or will Allah impart them with the knowledge of the Karma Sutra?
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:44 pm

I thought she was hot until the first time I watched a video of her, then I wanted the cockslap the shit out of her for being such a dumb vapid whore with an annoying voice.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:46 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:christianity is the same


Only to the ignorant.

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Postby D chama » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:50 pm

She is hot though. Just can't stand her annoying voice.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:58 pm

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Postby Ketou » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:00 pm

She is definitely hot...just unfortunate that Japanese think that a high pitched eh eh eh is sexy.....fucken hate chicks like that. They deserve it when I stick my sweaty socks in their mouths...
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:26 pm

[quote="kurohinge1"]Only to the ignorant.

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you're right, i left out the well organized and free Pedomate delivery service.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:58 pm

2triky wrote:Beer-drinking Muslim woman's caning to go ahead
...Kartika, a former model and nurse, was sentenced in July to six strokes of the cane....



....Maria Ozawa is more than welcome to give my cane six strokes every time I have a beer.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:24 pm

Ketou wrote:She is definitely hot...just unfortunate that Japanese think that a high pitched eh eh eh is sexy.....fucken hate chicks like that. They deserve it when I stick my sweaty socks in their mouths...


Yea, know what you mean, being a little feisty and natural never hurt anyone.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:33 pm

Kanchou wrote:I thought she was hot until the first time I watched a video of her, then I wanted the cockslap the shit out of her for being such a dumb vapid whore with an annoying voice.


Most Japanese men that I know think that women wearing white panties, playing shy and having a Mezzo-Soprano aka:Mariah Carey shrill is how an innocent woman should sound. Personally, never porked a woman that sounded like that, if I did, I'd probably would muzzle it, but good! The same goes for uncensored videos, I love when J-Guys ask me "how can you stand to see a woman's vagina? It's gross!" Using your imagination is much more fulfilling! Yea, like eating Soybean French Fries!
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:36 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:Most Japanese men that I know think that women wearing white panties, playing shy and having a Mezzo-Soprano aka:Mariah Carey shrill is how an innocent woman should sound. Personally, never porked a woman that sounded like that, if I did, I'd probably would muzzle it, but good! The same goes for uncensored videos, I love when J-Guys ask me "how can you stand to see a woman's vagina? It's gross!" Using your imagination is much more fulfilling! Yea, like eating Soybean French Fries!


It wasn't just the artificially shrill voice, it's what she was saying and how that was such a boner-killer.
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:37 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:c.f. John 2:1-11 where the first (priorities!) of Jesus miraculous signs was to turn water into wine at a wedding banquet.

:kanpai:


To be fair, it probably wouldn't have been impressive if he had turned water into kool-aid... or iced tea.
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Postby wuchan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:52 pm

Kanchou wrote:To be fair, it probably wouldn't have been impressive if he had turned water into kool-aid... or iced tea.

are you saying he spiked the punch?
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Postby DrP » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:15 am

On another topic -- here's a pretty cool app featuring Maria Ozawa for the iPhone .. http://www.japanmobileapps.com/2009/08/29/japan-idol-poker-english-version-available/
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Postby Typhoon » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:47 am

Kanchou wrote:I thought she was hot until the first time I watched a video of her, then I wanted the cockslap the shit out of her for being such a dumb vapid whore with an annoying voice.


In other words, you want to slap her for doing her job and doing it well? :cool:
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Postby Kanchou » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:39 am

No, a GOOD porn star can convince you that she's a normal girl, with an attractive voice and manner, who just happens to have huge tits and has sex on cameras, instead of a vapid whore with an annoying voice.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:36 am

Kanchou wrote:No, a GOOD porn star can convince you that she's a normal girl, with an attractive voice and manner, who just happens to have huge tits and has sex on cameras, instead of a vapid whore with an annoying voice.


So allow me to bring again:

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Yua Aida...
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:18 pm

Girl-next-door looks? Check

But does she make noises like a real girl, or a J-porn star?
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:36 pm

Kanchou wrote:No, a GOOD porn star can convince you that she's a normal girl, with an attractive voice and manner, who just happens to have huge tits and has sex on cameras, instead of a vapid whore with an annoying voice.


Well, I suppose that is very important if you are marrying her, but I really don't have that in mind for her services.....
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:38 pm

Kanchou wrote:No, a GOOD porn star can convince you that she's a normal girl, with an attractive voice and manner, who just happens to have huge tits and has sex on cameras, instead of a vapid whore with an annoying voice.


I think he is more worried about the vapid whore part, I would good money to bet that Maria Ozawa has been banged by more J-guys than Sora Aoi, and that's saying something.
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:01 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:I think he is more worried about the vapid whore part, I would good money to bet that Maria Ozawa has been banged by more J-guys than Sora Aoi, and that's saying something.


What difference does that make? It may look like a used catcher's mitt, but you can't wear it out.....
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