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Postby cstaylor » Wed May 29, 2002 9:55 am

Like I said in a different post, "play with the cards you were dealt". That's what small women are for. :wink:
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WTF?

Postby cstaylor » Wed May 29, 2002 2:19 pm

some_truth_about_penis wrote:However, Asian men beat the White men in the aspect of hardness. Asian men's hardness could be measured up with stone or rock

Did you gain this knowledge through personal experience? :roll:
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penis comparisons

Postby kamome » Wed May 29, 2002 3:12 pm

Come on, some_truth. You know that your penis just doesn't measure up. Time for you to confess. :P
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There is no such category as "low" when classifying your basic Asian Beaver. There is only excellent and magnifico!--Greji, 1/7/06
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Postby mercutio » Thu May 30, 2002 4:31 am

Britain's first case of this kind presented itself recently. The patient was a 31 year-old man, native to Britain, who had a "gross abnormality" of his penis and ulceration as a result of injecting oils under his skin. The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis.

After the injection, the girth of his penis "continued to grow" and he was no longer able to achieve an erection. He needed urgent treatment

:eek2:
Good lord the gene-pool needs some chlorine!

this shit should at least get an honorable mention in the darwin awards
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Postby Crispy » Thu May 30, 2002 5:24 am

Well, I'll if it rendered him sterile , it wouldn't have to be an honorary award.

Anyway, that article, just like talk of being kicked in the crotch, makes my inner thigh muscles contract involuntarily.
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Re: some_truth_about_penis

Postby gomichild » Fri May 31, 2002 2:07 am

some_truth_about_penis wrote: White women are usually surprised at Asian men's hard penis, but not many of them like to marry Asian men because of status issue. The kind of imbalabnce of inter-racial marriage exists, and it has nothing to do with sexual capabilities. More to do with social status etc.


That wins the award for the most fucked-up crap I've read this week...congratulations bum-wipe
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My new MC

Postby kamome » Sat Jun 01, 2002 4:06 am

lil asian dick like the chinese japanese

white boys tryna get some ass da fuck but their lil dick goin what the what


Alright, this guy has a small cock fetish. But he still got some phat rhymes to match wit' my cuttin' and scratchin'. Mini-G, are you gonna' let him show you up like that? I thought we had pictures proving that you can rock the mike with the best of them....
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F*ed post

Postby kamome » Fri Jun 07, 2002 3:43 pm

The above post is f*ed up on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin. It reads like a cross between Mein Kampf and Farrakhan, replete with unsubstantiated race theory and a deep-seated penis envy complex.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: continuing discussion

Postby cstaylor » Fri Jun 07, 2002 6:59 pm

A gay Troll once wrote:White men and White women need lots of foreplay, lots of kisses and lots of caress for sake of sexual arousal.

Are you speaking from experience again? :wink:
A racist bastard once wrote:I believe nobody like to seek for a White woman who are likely developing into a huge mountain in weight

Oh, man, are you stepping into it now. Americans are getting fat, not because of race, but because of their diet. I've already lost about 10 pounds since I moved over here last year, mainly from cutting out processed sugars (colas, candy, etc...).
the gay troll wrote:I do believe Black men possess both the biggest dick as well as the hard quality that Asian men enjoys

Not sure if you meant it the way it reads... :roll:
Himmler from beyond the grave wrote:Genetically, Whites and Asians are closer kinsmen than to the Blacks, and the two groups were related to so-called ancient Africans, not modern Africans. Ancient Africans must have a much lighter skin, possibly the same as today's Whites. Those who left behind in Africa became modern Black people, and those who migrated out of Africa became Whites and Asians.

::sigh:: Is that what they teach in Japanese high schools? No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket. Let me set something straight right now: no one really knows where we came from. All we have is an incomplete fossil record and some very good guesses, but they're still just guesses. If you compare the facial structures of some Chinese with Native Americans, yes, there are some similarities that would substantiate the "land bridge" theory connecting Russia with Alaska during the last Ice Age, but it's still guesswork.
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Gay racist troll

Postby kamome » Fri Jun 07, 2002 8:03 pm

Just about every sentence in that post could be ripped to shreds. cstaylor picked out some good highlights, but the whole thing is full of shit. That's why I have to laugh--it's funny that he takes himself and that dreck he posts so seriously. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Gay racist troll

Postby cstaylor » Fri Jun 07, 2002 11:49 pm

kamome wrote:Just about every sentence in that post could be ripped to shreds. cstaylor picked out some good highlights, but the whole thing is full of shit. That's why I have to laugh--it's funny that he takes himself and that dreck he posts so seriously. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we're being trolled... :roll:
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