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Muslim Clerics Over-Excited By Maria Ozawa

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:48 pm

I'm sorry but Ozawa Maria is like the ugliest double chick I have ever seen in Japan ever. She brings nothing to the table and I would much rather see her with more Western attitude towards sex. She squeals like the typical J porn "actress" that she makes me lose interest after 3 seconds of hearing that crap.

Hell, any one of Greji's haafu daughters is finer than her (though they are untouchable by the divine One, Greji All Mighty).
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:57 pm

Greji wrote:What difference does that make? It may look like a used catcher's mitt, but you can't wear it out.....
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Thanks to J-porn censorship I would not know what it looks like, but the plus side of being a J-pornstar is that J-guys are not going to be wearing out the girls.
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Postby Kanchou » Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:48 am

Greji wrote:Well, I suppose that is very important if you are marrying her, but I really don't have that in mind for her services.....
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It doesn't help if a porn star can be hot and still somehow manage to kill your boner, ala Maria.
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Postby Greji » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:12 am

Kanchou wrote:It doesn't help if a porn star can be hot and still somehow manage to kill your boner, ala Maria.


Having no morals and being basically dishonest, I have yet to meet a genuine boner kuroshiya.
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Postby Ketou » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:35 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:24 pm

Ketou wrote:Yep..and even then some of them need this :

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The product is also causing a buzz on Egyptian blogs and news sites.


Them, too.

Reminded me of the gruesome (and therefore thoroughly watchable) vid osopolar stuck up, except nobody in that seemed to know what it was creating a buzz.
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Japanese porn star's visit delayed due to Indonesian uproar

Postby pheyton » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:42 am

The controversial visit of Japanese porn star Miyabi to shoot a movie in Indonesia has been postponed until an undetermined date, one of the fim's producers said on Monday. Miyabi, whose real name is Maria Ozawa, planned visit and cameo part in a local movie has sparked heated protests from conservative groups in recent weeks, with students in Kudus, Central Java, voicing their disapproval by setting fire to women's underwear on Monday.

http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/japanese-porn-stars-visit-delayed-due-to-indonesian-uproar/335002

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Postby nottu » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:45 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:49 am

pheyton wrote:The controversial visit of Japanese porn star Miyabi to shoot a movie in Indonesia has been postponed until an undetermined date, one of the fim's producers said on Monday. Miyabi, whose real name is Maria Ozawa, planned visit and cameo part in a local movie has sparked heated protests from conservative groups in recent weeks, with students in Kudus, Central Java, voicing their disapproval by setting fire to women's underwear on Monday.

http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/japanese-porn-stars-visit-delayed-due-to-indonesian-uproar/335002

I'll reserve my 2cents until after I sober up.


I don't quite understand why fundamentalists (aka: conservative religious groups) protest against a porn star by burning women's undies. Wouldn't it make more sense to give her a pair of undies if its her pornographic career that has them upset?
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I don't quite understand why fundamentalists (aka: conservative religious groups) protest against a porn star by burning women's undies. Wouldn't it make more sense to give her a pair of undies if its her pornographic career that has them upset?


If she don't want them, I'll take 'em.....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:24 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I don't quite understand why fundamentalists (aka: conservative religious groups) protest against a porn star by burning women's undies. Wouldn't it make more sense to give her a pair of undies if its her pornographic career that has them upset?


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Postby Neo-Rio » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:46 pm

Muslims repress women because they know that as soon as women get jobs, get an education and don't need to rely on men anymore... that their standards in men skyrocket. Suddenly men actually have to work hard and make money in order keep up with the women -- and as soon as that happens, the country as a whole might actually develop faster.
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:25 pm

What I don't understand is, since this is a thread about a Japanese porn star, why the f*ck aren't there any pictures?!?!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:39 pm

Yokohammer wrote:What I don't understand is, since this is a thread about a Japanese porn star, why the f*ck aren't there any pictures?!?!

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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:45 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Here ya go. (NFWS)


Ah, now I see (although I do seem to be gradually going blind ... and for some reason I've started growing hair on the palms of my hands ... :confused: ).

But Tommy: "NFWS"?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:48 pm

Neo-Rio wrote:Muslims repress women because they know that as soon as women get jobs, get an education and don't need to rely on men anymore... that their standards in men skyrocket. Suddenly men actually have to work hard and make money in order keep up with the women -- and as soon as that happens, the country as a whole might actually develop faster.


And end up like japan with a failling birthrate, skyrocketting STD numbers, otakus roaming the streets freely...

Life seems like a game of global thermonuclear war... the only way to win is not to play...

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damn there some new TGP material aboot Maria... have to go back to me downthemall...
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Postby Neo-Rio » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:04 pm

Coligny wrote:And end up like japan with a failling birthrate, skyrocketting STD numbers, otakus roaming the streets freely...


Well, development happens faster in any country where the women are educated and can get jobs. Not sure if that's through increased economic activity from more participants, or whether a woman's standards change in male partners once she elevates her social and economic standing. Maybe both.

All women aim upwards on the social ladder, and eventually the ladder runs out of rungs.
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Postby Level3 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:07 pm

What I don't understand is how these devout Muslims even know she is a porn star.

It figures that at some point at least ONE devout angry Muslim was pounding his forbidden pork over her.

But isn't the whole point of Islamic ritualism to drive young men insane through sexual repression, sleep deprivation, fasting and no release through alcohol or other simple pleasures?
Insane young men make good suicide bombers.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:22 pm

Level3 wrote:What I don't understand is how these devout Muslims even know she is a porn star.

It figures that at some point at least ONE devout angry Muslim was pounding his forbidden pork over her.

But isn't the whole point of Islamic ritualism to drive young men insane through sexual repression, sleep deprivation, fasting and no release through alcohol or other simple pleasures?
Insane young men make good suicide bombers.


that could be applied to any religious ritualism
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:51 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:that could be applied to any religious ritualism


You nailed it again, MUG! Take, for instance, this religious ritualism:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maithuna
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Postby Level3 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:11 am

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:that could be applied to any religious ritualism


At least most Catholics know the virtue of getting totally plastered.
And of having sex, but just confessing the "sin" later.
And I don't think Catholics have debates about whether male or female goats are OK to fuck. But I ain't gonna waste my time reading through that long fairy tale Bible-thingy with the talking snakes and all the "begats".

On the other hand, Mormons are just about as crazy-strict as Moslems, their holy book reads like an L. Ron Hubbard novel, yet Mormons are so damned NICE.

Guess the only answer is to not analyze it and just acknowledge that Islam is probably one of the most fucked up of all those belief systems that focus on some invisible almighty god-thing that lives in the sky, yet still cares about each and every pathetic lifeform on this shithole planet.

Now if only the Europeans would realize Islam is fucked up before they wake up one day and find their population is 51% Moslem.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:22 am

Furthering Catone's and other's comments, wasn't the whole idea behind The Da Vinci Code, for example, the fear with which mainstream religion views the sacred feminine, and the extent they'll go to deny, repress, and stamp it out?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:22 pm

Maria...says she has had an experience in probably every public restroom and park in the Shibuya district of Tokyo.


I loved this part of her profile....I could say the same thing about myself, except I don't think she was talking about a dump or a whizz.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:13 pm

Maria told in TV that her Canadian father haven't meet her even if she came home since she became a AV actress. And she has a scar of wrist cutting.
And you gaijin fathers too need to have mental preparedness that your pretty hafu daughters become another ones.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:57 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Maria told in TV that her Canadian father haven't meet her even if she came home since she became a AV actress. And she has a scar of wrist cutting.
And you gaijin fathers too need to have mental preparedness that your pretty hafu daughters become another ones.


Another case of kidnapping by the mother... That country is really fucked up...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:58 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Maria told in TV that her Canadian father haven't meet her even if she came home since she became a AV actress. And she has a scar of wrist cutting.
And you gaijin fathers too need to have mental preparedness that your pretty hafu daughters become another ones.

Too bad Maria fucks like a typical boring Japanese broad. She sucks in air while she fucks.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:42 am

IkemenTommy wrote:She sucks in air while she fucks.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fuck...you just spoiled my dreams. I thought they were doing that because my dick was soooooooo big.
But truth wins out in the end...my dick is still tiny (Japonesque? I'm hung like a clitoris); all those screams are just Japanese woman's Darwinian approach to having to deal with the dickless and they're actually sucking in air rather than me....
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