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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:12 pm

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Comming up next, watch "acrobatic massage being preformed on women in tight-fitting outfits and the see the reactions of horny middle-aged men who have not had sex without paying for it in twenty years" after these commercials. (The Japanese name sounds much better.)
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby osopolar » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:12 pm

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Postby osopolar » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:21 am

Thats what I call the K-jidousha!
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Postby osopolar » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:32 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:12 am

She's wet, and ready (at least for the one and only ikemen).
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Postby osopolar » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:39 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:54 pm

She's cross-eyed but she can still tell the BIG difference.
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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:13 pm

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FG size, and of course Japanese size...
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:19 pm

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Ahhh, Take! This is a teachable moment. Are you taking notes here!
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Postby osopolar » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:59 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:03 pm

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GREJI?
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Postby osopolar » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:07 pm

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Postby osopolar » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:55 pm

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Postby osopolar » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:18 pm

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Postby osopolar » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:12 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:33 am

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Postby osopolar » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:18 am

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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:09 am

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Gee Mister, that don't look like a candy bar?
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:42 pm

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"What you talkin' about Willis?"
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Postby Behan » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:12 pm

His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby osopolar » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:41 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:55 am

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Even if you are a superhero, it's hard to swap a BJ for a parking ticket when you haven't got a mouth...
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Postby osopolar » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:42 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:36 pm

Sorry, LOTR geek....

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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:43 am

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"Eww, his handshake feels like I am holding a dead fish."
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