Muslim Clerics Over-Excited By Maria Ozawa

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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:09 am

[quote="Screwed-down Hairdo"]:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fuck...you just spoiled my dreams. I thought they were doing that because my dick was soooooooo big.
But truth wins out in the end...my dick is still tiny (Japonesque? I'm hung like a clitoris)]

Q: Girl: "Who do you hope to satisfy with that little thingy?"
A: Guy: "Me"

Case closed!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:13 am

Greji wrote:Q: Girl: "Who do you hope to satisfy with that little thingy?"
A: Guy: "Me"

Case closed!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:22 pm

[quote="Screwed-down Hairdo"]:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fuck...you just spoiled my dreams. I thought they were doing that because my dick was soooooooo big.
But truth wins out in the end...my dick is still tiny (Japonesque? I'm hung like a clitoris)]


Still better to fit in... Seen (ok, heard at dinertime to be exact) some case requiring partial reconstruction after minor laceration. Really not often. Bad luck... it's well paid...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:30 pm

With Indonesia's fundamentalist Muslims doing their bit for tolerance, Ozawa has pulled out....

Japanese porn star scraps Indonesian film shoot amid pressure from Muslim hard-liners
Miyabi Indonesia Visit Nixed by Beleaguered Maxima Productions

But, it's not all bad news for Ozawa fans in Indonesia
Ban on visiting porn star Miyabi boosts DVD sales in Indonesia:bukkake:
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Postby Ketou » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:38 pm

I wonder if all this isn't a good thing for the future of Indonesia. In some ways it was the same sort of overt control that turned a lot of the young away from Christianity. Might help to push the Indo kids to a more free thinking way.

I might add that I'm more talking about British and Australian youth of the past. In terms of religion, America is still to feel the effects of The Enlightenment. :p
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:02 am

AFP: Indonesia denies banning Japanese porn star
Indonesia on Thursday denied media reports that it had banned a Japanese porn star from visiting the mainly Muslim country to film a no-nudity comedy movie. Culture and tourism ministry official Ukus Kuswara said the film's production company had voluntarily postponed 23-year-old Maria 'Miyabi' Ozawa's visit this week due to "pressures" from religious groups. "We didn't issue any directive to ban Miyabi's visit to Indonesia," said Kuswara, the ministry's director general for motion pictures, responding to an article in the British press. "It was an initiative taken by the film producer, considering pressures from some groups which were causing a non-conducive environment," he added...more...
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Postby Greji » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:06 pm

The Capt'n reports that Maria has moved onto the freelance auction market for services because of the declining economic trends. Other reliable sources report that Iraira has been on the phone for 24 straight hours trying to get though to her appointment line....
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Postby Iraira » Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:07 pm

Greji wrote:The Capt'n reports that Maria has moved onto the freelance auction market for services because of the declining economic trends. Other reliable sources report that Iraira has been on the phone for 24 straight hours trying to get though to her appointment line....
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Wasn't me tying up the lines, I've been in a deep funk since I realized that Hiroko Mima probably isn't into anal excavation.
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:47 pm

Iraira wrote:Wasn't me tying up the lines, I've been in a deep funk since I realized that Hiroko Mima probably isn't into anal excavation.


I wouldn't mind giving her a good, deep funk either.
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Postby DrP » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:30 pm

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Postby Greji » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:45 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:54 pm

Greji wrote:"Veni, Vidi, dash to the Loo for the Viki".....
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In this context, shouldn't it be the other way around? You know, "Vidi, vici, veni?"
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Postby Greji » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:39 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:In this context, shouldn't it be the other way around? You know, "Vidi, vici, veni?"


With another "Veni," or two, because it's the most fun!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:27 pm

Maria's Canadian dad, who lives in Hokkaido, has an account in fuckedgajiin.com? Someone know about him?
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Postby Christoff » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:27 pm

heading east or running for the door?
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Postby Greji » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:03 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Maria's Canadian dad, who lives in Hokkaido, has an account in fuckedgajiin.com? Someone know about him?


Sure don't Take, but that's very interesting. How did you pick up on this?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:16 pm

Greji wrote:Sure don't Take, but that's very interesting. How did you pick up on this?
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Because Maria Ozawa's dad gave Take's mum a Miss Japan job....and Take was the result (that's assuming he's not the offspring of his mother and grandfather).
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:54 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Because Maria Ozawa's dad gave Take's mum a Miss Japan job....and Take was the result (that's assuming he's not the offspring of his mother and grandfather).


Ahh come on Hair. Be nice, you couldn't have any idea about his parentage. His parents are probably just as normal as yours, or mine. But, then again it could have been that a bird shit on a rock and the sun hatched him....
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:59 pm

Maria is also a writer.
Maria Ozawa says couples getting physical need first get critical
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The apparent rise in the number of carnivorous women (i.e. aggressive females) and their counterpart, herbivorous men, who are said to lead a passive existence ensconced in hobbies, has been frequently reported in the news media this year.

Society may have accepted this supposed change in roles, but does that then mean that these newly invigorated ladies will happily accept ambivalence on the part of men when it comes to bedroom activities? That does not appear to be the case, reports Shukan Post (Dec. 11), and porn starlet Maria Ozawa believes she can lend a hand, so to speak...more...
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Postby DrP » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:18 pm

I'd say that guys just need to get their wives to pony up for a, er, hands on session from Ms Ozawa or any of her stable mates at the local buya DH.
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