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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:49 pm

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[SIZE="5"]Man commits suicide after disappearance of prized bull semen stocks[/SIZE]
Both the prefecture and the Japan Agricultural Cooperative (JA) branch here are investigating after some 1,300 tubes of prized bull semen went missing and a person connected with the material committed suicide...
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Postby Greji » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:11 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Man commits suicide after disappearance of prized bull semen stocks

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Both the prefecture and the Japan Agricultural Cooperative (JA) branch here are investigating after some 1,300 tubes of prized bull semen went missing and a person connected with the material committed suicide...


I hope you're not going to tell us that he drank himself to death......
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:17 pm

:rofl:

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Postby Iraira » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:38 pm

I thought the vanilla milkshakes at McDonalds were tasting a bit strange recently.
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Postby kusai Jijii » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:43 am

:jawdrop:

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Postby xenomorph42 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:18 am

Iraira wrote:I thought the vanilla milkshakes at McDonalds were tasting a bit strange recently.


Crying over spilled-Jizz?! Have to admit, never saw that one coming.
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Postby Kanchou » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:57 am

He probably didn't want to have to jerk all those bulls off again.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:35 am

There's some seed of doubt about the reasons for his demise....
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:50 am

Well, if you are going to knock one off, may as well do it properly.
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