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Transvestite Cops

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:28 am

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[floatr]Image[/floatr]There has been a recent outbreak of purse snatching in the centre of Nagoya. The muggers have been targeting women walking alone late at night so the police have been prompted to come up with an unusual solution. They have asked four officers to dress in drag, carry brand name handbags, and walk the streets in the hope they might be accosted. All four have martial arts training and patrol with support teams nearby to assist. Currently, they have gone out seven times without incident. A police spokesman said there were a number of volunteers for the job but most of the candidates looked too obvious to pass even late at night. TBS has a short video report in Japanese here.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:39 am

Let the chikan olympics begin
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:18 am

They were totally authentic...they were pigeon-toed when they walked: clear proof of Japanese womanhood.
This must be a dream job by Japanese standards-paid to do cosplay, work for hours and hours, record absolutely no result from the effort and then do it all again tomorrow!
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Postby wuchan » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:59 am

so...... a bunch of money spent on purse snachers. Yep TIJ

On wednesday I saw a very large japanese guy shaking a j-cop by his vest while screaming and spitting in his face. The cops did nothing and got back in their car and left. I guess when you speak dirty japanese and drive a big black S65AMG you can do anything you want:confused:
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:59 am

You know, I wonder if they thought of using female police officers to do this?
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:04 am

wuchan wrote:so...... a bunch of money spent on purse snachers. Yep TIJ

On wednesday I saw a very large japanese guy shaking a j-cop by his vest while screaming and spitting in his face. The cops did nothing and got back in their car and left. I guess when you speak dirty japanese and drive a big black S65AMG you can do anything you want:confused:


Dude... in Nagoya you're on food stamps if you only have a S65AMG... and people will think you're a hobo if you have a Lexus...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:42 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:You know, I wonder if they thought of using female police officers to do this?


Are you kidding? TIJ....you're not supposed to take the sensible, logical option, especially if someone's got the chance to cosplay AND crossdress at the same time. Sheesh.

...besides, if you used women cops who'd be left to pursue the serious criminals like those who illegally park cars?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:37 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:...besides, if you used women cops who'd be left to pursue the serious criminals like those who illegally park cars?


Not to mention those evil bike-stealing foreigners.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:00 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Not to mention those evil bike-stealing foreigners.


Yeah...I forgot about those evil bastards!:twisted:
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Postby Behan » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:18 pm

I wonder if they will get groped more often than having their purses snatched.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:36 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:You know, I wonder if they thought of using female police officers to do this?

Come on, have you ever seen a Dickless Tracy do any real policing in this country? They only ones I ever see are in the little kei-car on "anzen patrol".
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