intoxi, intosicated, fucked up drunky

[kotatsuneko]

motherfucker! is i drunk! fuck the first time since new year i think when is drunsk 24 cans of asahi and sssss suntoryss.

wifesss idn in in tokyo , kid psuunched me in the balls in class and hiss mums laughed..

alonees for 27 days...

3 large cans the e 200 en or is it yen i never knews cans and some chu hai for da first time thast feels nice.. misseed the fireworks again dude dude? to foot blisters walking around takieng photos and rer trying to excersice..

stumbled s on this :

http://www.japan-zine.com/Spinal.htm

thbo tho ive never cheated on dads da wife some shite rang true...

love peadcce [peace and undresatning to all us fuckeed up gaijin out dere.. one iddiot boy inh seicomarrt always puts da dorange juic e ontop of my bento asnnd asks is it ok having alareay already done it/// is her a racit mother fucker?

i dujno but tomrrow im going to oddori beer fest and gettindg da drunk again.. al oc co hol me old mates its been a da too long...

apaool apologies to u all now w if only i coudl could get some grass to smoikke

ggirl we all love youss!!

[Taro Toporific]

motherfucker! is i drunk! fuck the first time since new year i think when is drunsk 24 cans of asahi and sssss suntoryss.
wifesss idn in in tokyo , kid psuunched me in the balls in class and hiss mums laughed..
alonees for 27 days...:

Hey that sounds mo' betta than bein' a SERVICE ZANGYOU ZOMBIE like me.
Amyway, I hear ya Kots. Back to work...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Naniwan Kid]

Nice work! You are an inspiration....

I hope I can hold out until January......

[Caustic Saint]

That reminds me, Fred Meyer's got 12-packs of Henry Weinhard's on sale this week. I gotta go to the store today. Kots, you've inspired me as well!!

[American Oyaji]

Drunk while in possession of a keyboard should be a crime.

Under the three strikes rule, I'd have got the death penalty.

[ramchop]

Getting drunk at home alone should be a crime.

Get out of the house, the beers might be more expensive out there but the potential for getting into trouble is much higher (got to keep life interesting).

My 6 weeks of lonely freedom are nearly over. Hooray!

[Naniwan Kid]

I agree, ramchop, it's better to go OUT and get drunk, but if you must be home alone, a few 500 millies make nice company.

[tidbits]

Getting drunk at home alone should be a crime

yes, especially at 7.30pm .

[cstaylor]

Well, considering his current situation...

[American Oyaji]

Actually, I don't really understand it.

I have to be REALLY toasted to lose control of motor functions.

If I'm by myself drinking and gaming, I can put away a couple bottles of sake and still be ok to type. It may get hard, but I am still able to and CARE enough to backspace and retype if I make a mistake.

If I lose enough control to not type well, then my mind is pretty gone.

[kotatsuneko]

was ultra serious?

shit, i *need* this forum... i cant afford a bloody shrink!

[cstaylor]

Ultra? Serious? :P

[Naniwan Kid]

As someone who likes to drink most nights of the week (if even a beer or two) it is real expensive to go out EVERY night to drink. What is the big offence at drinking at home?

[American Oyaji]

I prefer drinking at home.

No temptations to get into trouble with.

[ramchop]

Isn't the drink a temptation in itself? :P

Nothing wrong with drinking at home. Gettinhg drunk at home alone is a little sad though.

[Naniwan Kid]

Which is worse?

Getting drunk at home alone?

Getting drunk at a snack bar alone?

Getting drunk at a shot bar alone?

Getting drunk at a ramen shop alone?

Getting drung at a gaijin bar alone?

Getting drunk at a train station alone?

[American Oyaji]

What's a shot bar?


I've done all of those except the shot bar and Ramen shop

[Naniwan Kid]

A shot bar is probably the closest thing to the kind of bars you would see in Martin Scorcese movies. I may be assuming to much that they seem more "American" in style (at least older style) in that they are unlike a British or Irish pub, as they usually don't have games, are fairly quiet and smoky, with a bartender that KNOWS his way behind a bar. The expensive type is often portrayed in Japanese dramas, when they drink martinis and the tuxedoed bartender stands quietly waiting to pour another.

The one in my old neighborhood I usually went to was a 12 seater bar with jazz music playing and a VERY talkative bartender in a bowtie who knew more about cocktails and alcohol than I thought was possible. We also had a surf shot bar and a couple reggae shot bars which usually took up the spaces of snacks that shut down. They are usually inexpensive (no cover to 500 yen) and are a good place to go to chat with a buddy. I always liked my old beighborhood bar, as on any night I could go and eventually I got to know the regulars (the master was great at introductions, and the fairly quiet atmosphere and infusion of good alcohol made meeting decent people really easy).

[Caustic Saint]

You forgot a couple of the "pathetic" places one can get drunk alone:

In front of the vending machine. (get a beer, down it, get another...)

In front of the "One cup" sake machine. I saw one of those near the ryokan I stayed at in Taito and was mystified by it.

[Naniwan Kid]

Besides at festivals, I can't remember a non-homeless person drinking the One Cups.

We call 'em "One Cup Ojisan"



looks so clean, hip and pure in that pic, huh?