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Tiger Woods as seen by a Japanese paper

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:09 pm

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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:21 am

And of course no one sees any problem with that. I bet the other golfers are pretty pissed, I bet they don't have anything close to the group of girls chasing them. Although I do bet Ishikawa is going to follow suit if he isn't already.
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Postby Behan » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:44 pm

This only raises my respect and envy of Woods.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:36 pm

Behan wrote:This only raises my respect and envy of Woods.

I have to say the faux outrage in the US has been pretty funny to watch unfold. All these holier than thou types going off about how terrible it is. Many of them would come off looking worse if their dirty laundry was hung out for all to see...

Personally I can't fault the guy for accepting pussy that was basically offered up on a silver platter... Lucky bastard!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:51 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Personally I can't fault the guy for accepting pussy that was basically offered up on a silver platter... Lucky bastard!


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Postby (1VB)freels » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:19 pm

I am just wondering why all the girls are white chicks???? Doesn't Tiger have any love for his Chocolate Sista's???
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:21 pm

For his money and fame, only 14? It's surprising that his soon-to-be ex wife did not know anything about it all along.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:22 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:For his money and fame, only 14? It's surprising that his soon-to-be ex wife did not know anything about it all along.

I hope that he signed a pre-nump!!!! She is due a shit ton of cash if not!:clap:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:23 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:I am just wondering why all the girls are white chicks???? Doesn't Tiger have any love for his Chocolate Sista's???

The Orlando restaurant manager looks like a dark meat in the newspaper shot. I read elsewhere that he only goes for the white chicks. No newspaper will ever dare to label him a racist.:rolleyes:
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Postby Ketou » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:45 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:The Orlando restaurant manager looks like a dark meat in the newspaper shot. I read elsewhere that he only goes for the white chicks. No newspaper will ever dare to label him a racist.:rolleyes:


Not sure it would be fair to label a sexual preference as racism......
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, but why the single mom in her 40s?


Spoken like someone who's never had the chance to enjoy single moms in their 40s....
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Postby sublight » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:10 pm

I must say I'm not surprised by how the US sports writers are reacting. You have a bunch of guys who sit around all day fantasizing over how big and strong Tom Brady and Bret Favre are, sweating at the chance to get locker room interview their heroes, and then one of their idols has the audacity to go out and blatantly have sex! With women!

It's enough to make them stamp their little feet.
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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:13 pm

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505278/Here%27s-the-truth-behind-the-Tiger-Woods-scandal

I like this guy's take on it. He had a good take on McNair too!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:38 pm


You think when Phelps finds the love of his life, he'll dial it back and satisfy himself with vanilla sex when his wife decides to give it to him?

After reading that statement, I can share with Greji that our behaviors are somewhat justified. It's so spot on.
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:35 pm

American Oyaji wrote:http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505278/Here%27s-the-truth-behind-the-Tiger-Woods-scandal

I like this guy's take on it. He had a good take on McNair too!

Very good take on it! Thanks for sharing.
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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:34 am

American Oyaji wrote:http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505278/Here%27s-the-truth-behind-the-Tiger-Woods-scandal

I like this guy's take on it. He had a good take on McNair too!

Good show AO, I'm with this guy all the way...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:39 am

Great piece.
I feel sorry for Tiger. It's not like any of these bimbos thought he was single. They're getting away with very little criticism. And what about the wife? Why is she being treated as an innocent victim? I would bet that the tap turned off at home and that made it much easier for Tiger to go on the prowl for a dozen or so blondes' Fuzzy Zoellers.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:10 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, but why the single mom in her 40s?

This, I suspect. (Nothing like a bit of MILF once in awhile... ;))
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:12 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:34 am

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Postby Adhesive » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:41 am

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:18 am

Adhesive wrote:I'm not saying the media is to be commended for their coverage or anything (they're just more of the trash currently polluting my environment), but to think people actually spend energy on defending or empathizing with Tiger is hard for me to understand.


People just love to shoot down somebody who has made it to the top. It hides their own insecurity...

However, having said that, I dislike all these people making fun of Tiger. I think all the jokes are tasteless and would never do anything like that myself.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:44 am

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Postby Western All Stars » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:02 pm

Tiger would fit in nicely in the Japanese celebrity community. New career for him?
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Postby Number11 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:24 pm

He's had what, a dozen or so "transgressions" in the past two years? That amateur status here... :)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:43 am

I feel sorry for Tiger....play 18 holes on the golf course and he becomes a billionaire. Play 18 holes off the course and he's vilified...
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