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Japanese Babies Smiling In The Womb

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:11 pm

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Yomiuri: Smile of unborn baby photographed
A picture of a smiling baby in the womb has been photographed--reportedly for the first time ever--by a research team led by Prof. Kiyobumi Kawakami of Sacred Heart University in Tokyo. The team used ultrasonography to take pictures of smiling unborn babies. The photos have been officially acknowledged as indicating spontaneous smiles on unborn babies' faces for the first time under internationally accepted scientific standards, the team said. The youngest baby pictured by the team was 23 weeks and 1 day old. In cooperation with Dr. Takumi Yanaihara, who runs an obstetrics and gynecology clinic in Kamakura, Kanagawa Prefecture, the team filmed the baby for three minutes, during which time the baby smiled six times, for 4.7 seconds each time on average. Spontaneous smiling is different from social smiling, which people do in response to another's smile, for example. A spontaneous smile is defined as the facial expression that occurs when the corner of a person's mouth lifts up for at least a second. It has been confirmed that newborn chimpanzees and Japanese macaques bore their teeth in an appearance of smiling, but such behavior by an unborn baby had never been pictured before.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:43 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It has been confirmed that newborn chimpanzees and Japanese macaques bore their teeth in an appearance of smiling, but such behavior by an unborn baby had never been pictured before.


What on earth is the point the writer is trying to make here?
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Postby james » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:04 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:10 pm

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:10 pm

ok, i must have ZERO maternal instincts, because i don't even see the foetus in that picture!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:49 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:ok, i must have ZERO maternal instincts, because i don't even see the foetus in that picture!


Dun' worry... Newborn don't smile, there is no reason for unborn to do so...

The first smile appear usually 4 to 6 weeks after birth... as an answer to all the half senile grand'ma smiling around the babybed...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What on earth is the point the writer is trying to make here?

Lost in translation
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:36 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Lost in translation


Sorry...I just read it as though the writer was equating a Japanese baby with a chimpanzee and macaque (I guess I'm too politically correct...)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:36 pm

I think they should abort these smartass smiling babies.
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Postby unkosando » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:42 pm

I think it's like one of those pictures with all the dots. The longer you stare at it the more you wish you were high.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:42 pm

I just realized why this fetus is smiling...it's because he's a Japanese male fetus, which means he's as close to a woman's sexual organs as he is ever going to be for the next 40 years (if he's lucky).
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Postby Greji » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:45 pm

I don't know what all this concern is about. I just go about my business of puttin'em in there. I don't care whether they're grinning or not.....
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:37 pm

Greji wrote:I don't know what all this concern is about. I just go about my business of puttin'em in there. I don't care whether they're grinning or not.....
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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:07 pm

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Wait a minute. What are you trying to say? I didn't do him. He's probably lying....
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:20 pm

Greji wrote:Wait a minute. What are you trying to say? I didn't do him. He's probably lying....
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Sorry about that Greji, must be someone else.

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Postby Greji » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:50 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Sorry about that Greji, must be someone else.

-catone

-kudos to anyone who can ID the ugly-ass fella on the right. Hint: he's bragged about how many chix he's banged unprotected and thus how many babies he's potentially fathered.

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I don't know. You might ask Iraira. He keeps better records than I do.
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