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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:54 pm

Well! Pumice training...that'd be taking it to the next level!!

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Postby Christoff » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:23 am

Typhoon wrote:"Plain women are more passionate."

--- Japanese proverb


Does an Olympic figure skater really constitute "a plain woman"?
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Postby Coligny » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:57 pm

Ando really got the eyes of a girl with a shitload on her mind these days...

Not exactly common for someone who'se previous most thought out declaration was "I like chocolate and icecream"...
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:01 pm

Christoff wrote:Does an Olympic figure skater really constitute "a plain woman"?


She's obviously talented in her sport.

However, the "hot or not" issue is with her looks, not with her skating ability.

The girl is alright.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:33 am

Typhoon wrote:The girl is alright.


Sure, if you're a yellow fever Asiaphile faggot who's afraid of pink nipples and curly pubic hair.
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Postby Typhoon » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:16 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Sure, if you're a yellow fever Asiaphile faggot who's afraid of pink nipples and curly pubic hair.


Something of an extrapolation there . . . by someone who has "samurai" in his pseudonym . . .

Such originality and eloquence, btw.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:03 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Sure, if you're a yellow fever Asiaphile faggot who's afraid of pink nipples and curly pubic hair.


Well, I have yellow fever and am an Asiaphile, but not a faggot or scared of pink nipples or curly pubic hair, but I'd hit her....provided she promised not to smile or wear her hair back so it revealed her Dumo-sized ears (mind you, they'd be useful handles to grip on while getting a BJ....)
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Postby Christoff » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:16 am

I wouldn't fuck her with Yukio Aoshima's dick
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Postby Typhoon » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:36 am

Christoff wrote:I wouldn't fuck her with Yukio Aoshima's dick


Given that it's presumably been cremated along with the rest of Aoshima, that would present certain difficulties.
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Postby Christoff » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:52 am

COme on, this is japan, where there is a will there is a way. They likely held his dick in a cryogenic chamber.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:33 pm

Christoff wrote:COme on, this is japan, where there is a will there is a way. They likely held his dick in a cryogenic chamber.


Ah, yes...but precisely because this is Japan (and considering the average girth size), it's not possible to say "where there's a willy, there's a way."

BTW, even if you wouldn't do her with Aoshima's, you're always welcome to do her with mine! :D
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:35 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Well, I have yellow fever and am an Asiaphile, but not a faggot or scared of pink nipples or curly pubic hair, but I'd hit her....provided she promised not to smile or wear her hair back so it revealed her Dumo-sized ears (mind you, they'd be useful handles to grip on while getting a BJ....)


I've never said I wouldn't hit it. I said she's not hot. One's got nothing to do with the other.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:41 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never said I wouldn't hit it. I said she's not hot. One's got nothing to do with the other.


Too true...
I've never been too picky about women and absolutely adore those who think the same about men because they're usually the only ones who'll let me ball them.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:06 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Too true...
I've never been too picky about women and absolutely adore those who think the same about men because they're usually the only ones who'll let me ball them.


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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:24 pm

Christoff wrote:I wouldn't fuck her with Yukio Aoshima's dick


You can use mine! I also like her pistol grip ears as well....
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:53 pm

Three votes for "not"?

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:17 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Three votes for "not"?

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That's exactly the same pose and face she put on when she welcomed me into her bed....
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Postby SpikeX » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:25 am

Mulboyne wrote:Three votes for "not"?

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she has a spider on her boobie
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Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:04 am

conspiracy theories abound. . .

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Essentially trying to force Kim to compete at Four Continents would add fuel to those who argue the ISU (International Skating Union) is doing everything it can to stack the deck against the South Korean, whose primary rivals in Vancouver will be Japanese: 2008 world champion Mao Asada and 2007 world champion Miki Ando. Skating message boards have been buzzing for two years about alleged deals between the ISU and the Japan skating federation (four of the seven ISU official sponsors are Japanese companies; the other three are French) to make sure judges are aware of potential flaws in Kim's skating. The combination of historic suspicion over judging in figure skating and historic political and cultural animosity between Korea and Japan undoubtedly is feeding these rumors.
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:53 am

Bucky wrote:Image
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Hot.
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Postby Christoff » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:38 pm

Why does this thread persist?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:20 pm

Christoff wrote:Why does this thread persist?


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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:10 pm

Typhoon wrote:Hot.

Miki's closest rival.
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Christoff wrote:Why does this thread persist?

Because we love posting this kind of shit.
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Postby Jack » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:56 pm

Christoff wrote:Why does this thread persist?


Cause I started it.
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Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:42 am

Christoff wrote:Why does this thread persist?

You could just ignore it.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:06 am

Fuck it, i couldnt resist.

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Postby Greji » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:49 am

Bucky wrote:Image


Buck, that's a pretty good bird's eye view for the reason of starting any thread....
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Postby Coligny » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:38 pm

Greji wrote:Buck, that's a pretty good bird's eye view for the reason of starting any thread....
:cool:


Old birds don't fly high no more...
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Postby Greji » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:39 pm

Coligny wrote:Old birds don't fly high no more...


But, they can still flap their wings hard and try.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:05 am

Greji wrote:But, they can still flap their wings hard and try.....
:cool:


And they're pretty good at shitting on those down below them....
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