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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:54 pm

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> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:01 am

I knew this had to be 300 related.
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Postby Adhesive » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:52 am

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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:55 am

I'm very confused...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:54 pm

FG Lurker wrote:I'm very confused...

This thread is completely worthless and NJR.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:27 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:This thread is completely worthless and NJR.



it is NJR, which i forgot about, but if there is humour, there is worth.
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takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:31 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:Image


The sad part is I'd have to slim down to look like the new Gerard Butler.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:01 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:it is NJR, which i forgot about, but if there is humour, there is worth.

There might be humour if I had any idea what the hell it was about. I'm guessing he's some loser celeb I've never heard of and don't give a fuck about...
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:43 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:it is NJR, which i forgot about, but if there is humour, there is worth.


NJR stuff is fine in the Gaijin Ghetto forum.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:18 pm

FG Lurker wrote:There might be humour if I had any idea what the hell it was about. I'm guessing he's some loser celeb I've never heard of and don't give a fuck about...



you really ought to watch more movies. Start with "reign of fire", then "300" for some camp fun and finish with "law abiding citizen".
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> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:41 pm

FG Lurker wrote:There might be humour if I had any idea what the hell it was about. I'm guessing he's some loser celeb I've never heard of and don't give a fuck about...


You're obviously getting old. ;)
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:44 pm

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:you really ought to watch more movies.

So I can enjoy looking at pics of overweight men? :confused:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:23 am

Tonight we dine, on Jimmy Buffett:

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Postby Adhesive » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:27 am

FG Lurker wrote:There might be humour if I had any idea what the hell it was about. I'm guessing he's some loser celeb I've never heard of and don't give a fuck about...

More than some loser celeb, my friend. How did you miss all of the great 300 memes circulating the internet over the last 3+ years?


Time for me to dig up some classics...


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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:58 am

Adhesive wrote:More than some loser celeb, my friend. How did you miss all of the great 300 memes circulating the internet over the last 3+ years?

Probably by not wasting all day on sites that create Internet memes.
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Postby GuyJean » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:45 am

Adhesive wrote:More than some loser celeb, my friend. How did you miss all of the great 300 memes circulating the internet over the last 3+ years?..
One of my faves.. Be sure to turn it up to 11. :p

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Postby Adhesive » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:48 am

FG Lurker wrote:Probably by not wasting all day on sites that create Internet memes.


:liar:
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:09 am

Adhesive wrote::liar:

If I did I would know wtf this was all about.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:07 pm

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takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:30 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Probably by not wasting all day on sites that create Internet memes.


You don't have to know Internet memes (the is the first time I'm seeing these) to know 300 or Gerard Butler. Face it dude, you've been in Japan too long.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You don't have to know Internet memes (the is the first time I'm seeing these) to know 300 or Gerard Butler. Face it dude, you've been in Japan too long.

Looked up Butler and 300. Even if I was living in Canada I doubt I would have seen the movie or known anything about the comic. (Yeah yeah, I know, they're "graphic novels". :roll: Whatever.) I wasn't into comics when I was 10, not into them in my 30s either.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:39 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Looked up Butler and 300. Even if I was living in Canada I doubt I would have seen the movie or known anything about the comic. (Yeah yeah, I know, they're "graphic novels". :roll: Whatever.) I wasn't into comics when I was 10, not into them in my 30s either.

Few people would have known the comic but it was written by Frank Miller who was responsible for the comic behind "Sin City", a film which made many critcs' best 10 lists in 2005. "300" wasn't so highly acclaimed but it did enormous business, taking over $210m at the US box office alone which made it the 10th highest-grossing film that year. You would have heard of the film in Canada even if you'd had no desire to see it.

I'm a little surprised you didn't hear of it in Japan but that's certainly not anything anyone should hold against you.
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:55 pm

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takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:38 pm

This thread is the closest competition to Robpongi (Evilpongi's) vial of crapness.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:31 am

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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:39 am

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takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:12 am

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Postby Iraira » Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:57 am

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Postby Jack » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:22 am

I'm with Lurker on this one. Despite all the explanations, I still don't get it.
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