Susan Boyle For Kohaku

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Just saw (heard?) her sing on Seihaku Uta Gassen (No, I don't normally watch it). Absolutely hideous to look at, but a voice like pure crystal. I could almost understand how Greji does her.

[IkemenTommy]

Just saw (heard?) her sing on Seihaku Uta Gassen (No, I don't normally watch it). Absolutely hideous to look at, but a voice like pure crystal. I could almost understand how Greji does her.

She was a close battle against the 200 or so AKB48 embryos.

[Greji]

Absolutely hideous to look at, but a voice like pure crystal. I could almost understand how Greji does her.

But, I didn't know she could sing...

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But, I didn't know she could sing...

I didn't think she'd stay a 47-year-old virgin for long once you knew about her...


Psst...I didn't either!

[American Oyaji]

I didn't think she'd stay a 47-year-old virgin for long once you knew about her...


Psst...I didn't either!

What, Greji-ji broke you in at an old age too?

[American Oyaji]

Just saw (heard?) her sing on Seihaku Uta Gassen (No, I don't normally watch it). Absolutely hideous to look at, but a voice like pure crystal. I could almost understand how Greji does her.

I guess he bags her and tags her until she hits the high note....

[Greji]

What, Greji-ji broke you in at an old age too?

You be knowing me motto AO:
Eight to Eighty, blind crippled or crazy, if she can't walk, I'll drag her

[American Oyaji]

You be knowing me motto AO:
Eight to Eighty, blind crippled or crazy, if she can't walk, I'll drag her

Aye. Sadly, I know it well. Passed down it was from me grandfa to me fa...

Applied it broadly I did while in the land of the rising sun...

[Greji]

Aye. Sadly, I know it well. Passed down it was from me grandfa to me fa...

Applied it broadly I did while in the land of the rising sun...

Hey, if it bleeds, it breeds! If it don't, it don't mean it won't!

[Mulboyne]

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[Cyka UchuuJin]

she has got an amazing voice. too bad that reality show 'the swan' is gone...but her through that and simon cowell could make millions off of her!

[Mulboyne]

Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle got the surprise of her life when she landed at the Tokyo international airport and two of her admirers begged her to marry them...Akiyama Hanako, 56, who had waited seven hours to see Boyle, compared her arrival to the pandemonium caused by the Beatles visit in 1966. "There is so much affection for Susan. She is an idol to us. Everyone wants to meet her. I was near the front but got pushed aside when she appeared. One gentleman kept on saying Susan, 'kekkon shite kudasai!' He was asking her to marry him over and over again. We have not seen scenes like this since the Beatles," said Hanako. Moments later another fan was seen bending down on his knees while holding a rose and proclaiming his undying love for the singer. He also asked for her hand in marriage...

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One gentleman kept on saying Susan, 'kekkon shite kudasai!' He was asking her to marry him over and over again.

So, Take, what did she say? And when's the big day?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

So, Take, what did she say? And when's the big day?

exactly. what was it again that take was saying about why plain looking women go to japan...

[Greji]

exactly. what was it again that take was saying about why plain looking women go to japan...

So true, but that doesn't apply to a 10 like you Cyka. As a matter of fact, I was planning on stalking you, but I gave it up, because it was too much of a pain in the ass to keep going by immigrations to see if you had been released from custody yet....

[Cyka UchuuJin]

So true, but that doesn't apply to a 10 like you Cyka. As a matter of fact, I was planning on stalking you, but I gave it up, because it was too much of a pain in the ass to keep going by immigrations to see if you had been released from custody yet....

i'm still working on it. i can't seem to convince them that i really am just a simple goat farmer...

[Greji]

i'm still working on it. i can't seem to convince them that i really am just a simple goat farmer...

Stalking switch to the on position.....

[Greji]

There is a win side to this issue. Since Susan (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists hadn't realized what a virgin looked like.

[Jack]

So you mean there'll actually be some good singing this year?

There is tonnes for good singing and dancing in Kohaku. It's the greatest TV show on earth. I watch it every year. But perhaps it might pain you to say something good about anything Japanese.

[Jack]

[quote="Screwed-down Hairdo"]Just saw (heard?) her sing on Seihaku Uta Gassen (No, I don't normally watch it).QUOTE]

Then you are missing the best TV program on earth.
The most extravagant and lavish.

[FG Lurker]

There is tonnes for good singing and dancing in Kohaku. It's the greatest TV show on earth.

Sure Jack, just like there are no ugly girls in Japan.

[Jack]

:rofl:

Sure Jack, just like there are no ugly girls in Japan.

Saying that there is no good singing in kohaku is stupid. There is a lot of good singing. You may not like the style but the talent is there. This young kid Sakura Maya, only 12, and she sure can sing.

It's just that superiority attitude of many English folks on this site that gets me. If it is English, comes from an English culture it can't be bad. But if it is from the yello-skninned people it can't be good.

[Samurai_Jerk]

:rofl:

Sure Jack, just like there are no ugly girls in Japan.

It's not nice to laugh at the retarded.

[Jack]

It's not nice to laugh at the retarded.

Ok, I promise not to laugh at you then.

[FG Lurker]

Saying that there is no good singing in kohaku is stupid.

I didn't say there was no good singing, I was laughing at your comment that it is "the greatest TV show on earth".

[sublight]

As a break from the standard PALATR routine whenever Jack shows up, here's Susan Boyle starting to go loopy:

But many will be concerned at growing evidence that she may once again be showing signs of not being able to cope with the pressures of stardom.And with two more examples of her erratic behaviour in just 24 hours, Susan Boyle has done nothing to ease their fears.

The singer launched into a foulmouthed rant at a cafe in her home town after complaining that her personal assistant had told her she needed to go on a diet.

The following day, Miss Boyle, who has learning difficulties, had a tantrum in the British Airways VIP lounge at Heathrow. She was seen dancing and singing with a mop in front of fellow first class passengers. She also shouted obscenities and tried to polish a passenger's shoes with the mop.

[Kanchou]

This is probably why she has never had a major record deal before now... you'd think she was just as good at singing at 21 as 48+

I guess reality TV is what it takes for a talented loon to make it big.

[Jack]

I don't know what's so great about that ugly slob. Good signing is not that rare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_45W-Lq7ftw

Or this 12 year old kid friom the seventies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ytSPSbobM

[Jack]

As a break from the standard PALATR routine whenever Jack shows up, here's Susan Boyle starting to go loopy:

Sorry, but I post facts. Respond in kind please or shut the fuck up.

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Susan the Boil in 1984
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