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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:09 pm

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:55 am

i find it interesting that the girls who have the drugs put into the false bottom of the case are not charged. this just opens up a world of possibilities for the drug smugglers...find a j-girl who looks dumb enough to fall for the scam/cry on demand to customs officers, and nothing with happen to her. i'm sure the same rule doesn't apply to a gaijin girl coming into japan who's been duped the same way because they'd be assumed guilty even before the story gets heard.

these nigerians aren't stupid either. now that they know the j-girls aren't getting busted, they'll come up with better ways to disguise the drugs so the girls get through.
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:06 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i find it interesting that the girls who have the drugs put into the false bottom of the case are not charged. this just opens up a world of possibilities for the drug smugglers...find a j-girl who looks dumb enough to fall for the scam/cry on demand to customs officers, and nothing with happen to her. i'm sure the same rule doesn't apply to a gaijin girl coming into japan who's been duped the same way because they'd be assumed guilty even before the story gets heard.


Yup, seems like the easiest way to smuggle drugs into Japan is to use one of their own and stage ignorance.

Funny how the only girl to be charged literally had them stuffed down her panties and was only found to be "in some way compliant."
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Postby Cortana » Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:15 am

complicit === compliant?
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:31 am

Cortana wrote:complicit === compliant?


Oops, good catch.
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Postby kino » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:13 am

Adhesive wrote:Yup, seems like the easiest way to smuggle drugs into Japan is to use one of their own and stage ignorance.

Funny how the only girl to be charged literally had them stuffed down her panties and was only found to be "in some way compliant."


Cops could work it to their advantage though. A few undercover operations and you'll probably see this particular method drop out of favor among Nigerians.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:12 am

Ahh....the seductive powers of a big dick....
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:52 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Ahh....the seductive powers of a big dick....


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again.
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Postby Hokgwai » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:42 am

These types of Nigerians are really the bottom of the barrel. Embarrassed to say they do nothing to help the image of blacks in general.

Thanks to them, I have to wonder if Japanese girls think I'm out to dupe them too when I tell them that I'm from NYC.

...since I've heard that every Nigerian tout in Roppongi claims they are from NYC too. (that, and Japanese girls can't seem to be able to tell the difference between native born Black Americans and Nigerians)
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:49 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Ahh....the seductive powers of a big dick....


I wish you would quit posting about me. It fires Cyka up, and I get really tired of having her stealing my knickers off the laundry line everytime she comes to Japan....
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:20 pm

Hokgwai wrote:...since I've heard that every Nigerian tout in Roppongi claims they are from NYC too. (that, and Japanese girls can't seem to be able to tell the difference between native born Black Americans and Nigerians)


Yeah, last time I was in Roppongi, I saw some African guys claiming to be from USA.
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Postby Jack » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:09 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i find it interesting that the girls who have the drugs put into the false bottom of the case are not charged. i'm sure the same rule doesn't apply to a gaijin girl coming into japan who's been duped the same way because they'd be assumed guilty even before the story gets heard.



And what makes you think that? It's really annoying to read always FG complaining that Japanese people are never charged and that if she were gaikokujin hat she would be blah blah blah. Get over it loser.

I'm sure the officers had some good reasons to take no action. You were not there and you did not hear the evidence. So shut the fuck up or leave Japan and go someplace else. Sheesh!!
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:57 pm

Jack wrote:And what makes you think that? It's really annoying to read always FG complaining that Japanese people are never charged and that if she were gaikokujin hat she would be blah blah blah. Get over it loser.

I'm sure the officers had some good reasons to take no action. You were not there and you did not hear the evidence. So shut the fuck up or leave Japan and go someplace else. Sheesh!!


She has had the misfortune to understand the intricacies of Japanese investigations first hand as a later to be found completely innocent, may I say FG. As a non-resident FG, who has not seen or had this type of J-education first hand Jackson, may I suggest you stop letting your grizzly bear mouth overload your hummingbird asshole....
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:33 pm

Greji wrote:stop letting your grizzly bear mouth overload your hummingbird asshole....
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Grej, you ought to copyright that one. :D :D :D
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:08 pm

Greji wrote:I wish you would quit posting about me. It fires Cyka up, and I get really tired of having her stealing my knickers off the laundry line everytime she comes to Japan....
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i love the africans in amemura that put on the 'yo baby, i iz from nu york'. i always answer them with 'is that right? it it far from nairobi?'...in swahili.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:53 pm

Hey, when it comes down to it, we're ALL Africans by descent....though considering my size (or lack thereof, to be precise...), the only thing long about mine is the period of the time my DNA must have been separated from Africa.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:12 am

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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:42 am

Greji wrote:She has had the misfortune to understand the intricacies of Japanese investigations first hand as a later to be found completely innocent, may I say FG. As a non-resident FG, who has not seen or had this type of J-education first hand Jackson, may I suggest you stop letting your grizzly bear mouth overload your hummingbird asshole....
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If that's your only defense then you are shallower than I thought. You don't like Japan then get the fuck out. The fewer foreigners there the better for me. Last thing I want to see when I am in Japan is fucking repulsive white folks.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:57 am

Jack wrote:Last thing I want to see when I am in Japan is fucking repulsive white folks.


If that's the case, I suggest whenever you're in the Land of the Rising Sun, you avoid a mirror at all costs.
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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:59 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If that's the case, I suggest whenever you're in the Land of the Rising Sun, you avoid a mirror at all costs.


I saw one yesterday on the train in our neighbourhood where I am the only white guy withing four or five stations. He looked like such a looser I felt embarrassed to share the same race with the jerk.

Oh, by the way, I'm a proud Tokyoite now. Or however people living in Tokyo are called. So Greji, shove it up you-know-where?
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Postby Iraira » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:15 am

Jack wrote:If that's your only defense then you are shallower than I thought. You don't like Japan then get the fuck out. The fewer foreigners there the better for me. Last thing I want to see when I am in Japan is fucking repulsive white folks.



Btw, how's the always-to-be-fictitious business you were going to open up in Japan? Kinda behind schedule on that one, huh?
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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:20 am

Iraira wrote:Btw, how's the always-to-be-fictitious business you were going to open up in Japan? Kinda behind schedule on that one, huh?


It's up and running.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:25 am

Jack wrote:It's up and running.


Too bad you're actually not in Japan. From your earlier post, the words you use clearly indicate that you are not in Japan at the moment.
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:34 am

Jack wrote:Last thing I want to see when I am in Japan is fucking repulsive white folks.

So what color are you, Jack?
And what color would you consider non-repulsive?
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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:50 am

Iraira wrote:Too bad you're actually not in Japan. From your earlier post, the words you use clearly indicate that you are not in Japan at the moment.


Ira sama, check the Tokyo shinbun of today. The top left corner there is a picture of the sumo guy in tears. The headline right next to it talk about Ozawa. :-)
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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:55 am

Yokohammer wrote:So what color are you, Jack?
And what color would you consider non-repulsive?


I am non-English white. Any shade of yellow is non-repulsive. Black ok too.
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Postby Iraira » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:57 am

sorry...not quite a double post....
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Postby Iraira » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:58 am

Jack wrote:Ira sama, check the Tokyo shinbun of today. The top left corner there is a picture of the sumo guy in tears. The headline right next to it talk about Ozawa. :-)
I'm having ko-cha by my garden. It's a cool blue sky today. Soon I'll be on my way to Nagoya from Shinagawa station for business this afternoon. This is life.


How about some proof that is not "internet" obtainable. Take a picture in front of Nagoya Station with you and a sign reading "Ira sucks hairy moose balls in hell" or something to that effect. Photoshop is easy to detect, so no BS.
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Postby Jack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:00 am

Iraira wrote:How about some proof that is not "internet" obtainable. Take a picture in front of Nagoya Station with you and a sign reading "Ira sucks hairy moose balls in hell" or something to that effect. Photoshop is easy to detect, so no BS.


:-) :-)

I think the newspaper thing is good enough. Can't get the same visual online. Anyhow, I'm in Tokyo.
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