Nigerian Love Connection

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I saw one yesterday on the train in our neighbourhood where I am the only white guy withing four or five stations. He looked like such a looser I felt embarrassed to share the same race with the jerk.

Wow! It was probably me. I'm looser than a woman who's had 16 kids. And I'm a loser, too, which is what I guess you wanted to say if you knew how to spell it.

I couldn't give a damn about race (though I'd love to trade-in my wimpy white weeny for a brother's bazooka ), but I hope for your sake, Jack, that you don't ever have to find out first-hand that enormous numbers of Japanese share your opinions and they won't make an exception for you no matter how much you brown-nose them.

[Yokohammer]

I couldn't give a damn about race (though I'd love to trade-in my wimpy white weeny for a brother's bazooka ), but I hope for your sake, Jack, that you don't ever have to find out first-hand that enormous numbers of Japanese share your opinions and they won't make an exception for you no matter how much you brown-nose them.

Damn!! ... "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again."

I hate it when that happens.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Damn!! ... "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again."

I hate it when that happens.

Shit....so do I, those Reputation points seem to be the only thing I can score nowadays.

[Iraira]

Shit....so do I, those Reputation points seem to be the only thing I can score nowadays.

Have you considered boosting Greji's little black book? Sure most of them gals are in various roujin homes and a few might be recent six-feet under residents (those chicks put up no resistance whatsoever, but given them time to warm up next the kerosene heater during winter), but Greji swears that after you've been "gummed" you'll never want a woman with teeth again.

[Greji]

:-)

I think the newspaper thing is good enough. Can't get the same visual online. Anyhow, I'm in Tokyo.

Welcome to Tokyo. If you find that you really do need a job, drop into the personnel shop at my place. I'm hiring.

As for not liking Japan, I haven't made up my mind yet since I have only been here such a short time. Maybe I should listen to such and informed man-about-town as you. Maybe I could pick up a few tricks...

[james]

Shit....so do I, those Reputation points seem to be the only thing I can score nowadays.

yeah, wanted to give ya some too. next round, i guess!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Have you considered boosting Greji's little black book? Sure most of them gals are in various roujin homes and a few might be recent six-feet under residents (those chicks put up no resistance whatsoever, but given them time to warm up next the kerosene heater during winter), but Greji swears that after you've been "gummed" you'll never want a woman with teeth again.

They're the ones turning me down....Hell, even my right hand had a headache last night. It is stricken with RSI, mind you, so I could kinda understand.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

As for not liking Japan, I haven't made up my mind yet since I have only been here such a short time. Maybe I should listen to such and informed man-about-town as you. Maybe I could pick up a few tricks...

Yeah, Grej. You're such a noob.

[james]

Welcome to Tokyo. If you find that you really do need a job, drop into the personnel shop at my place. I'm hiring.

As for not liking Japan, I haven't made up my mind yet since I have only been here such a short time. Maybe I should listen to such and informed man-about-town as you. Maybe I could pick up a few tricks...

lol, still fresh off the (big black) boat, eh.

[Dragonette]

Oh, by the way, I'm a proud Tokyoite now. Or however people living in Tokyo are called...

Saa!
There goes the neighborhood; my condolences, guys...

[Adhesive]

[quote="Dragonette"]Saa!
There goes the neighborhood]

No worries, by "Tokyo" Jack means Little Tokyo, and by "business" he means conducting more "research" for that "book" he's never going to write.

[james]

I am non-English white.

sorry to hear that.

[FG Lurker]

I am non-English white.

I blame the British for your existence. They only did a halfassed job in the 1700s and Canada has suffered for it ever since.

[nottu]

[Greji]

Jack- what is it that you do in Japan? - is there a Nigerian love connection?

I did a Nigerian waitress once, would that count?

[nottu]

[eddie]

this thread has gotten pretty awesome

[Taro Toporific]

I did a Nigerian waitress once, would that count?

Ok, ok, I confess to a Nigerian love connection.
I'm an albino transgendered Nigerian love child.

[Not Invented Here]

Ok, ok, I confess to a Nigerian love connection.
I'm an albino transgendered Nigerian love child.

The Kwisatz Haderach!

The sleeper has awakened!

[Tsuru]

:-)

I think the newspaper thing is good enough. Can't get the same visual online. Anyhow, I'm in Tokyo.

Go on then!

[Iraira]

They're the ones turning me down....Hell, even my right hand had a headache last night. It is stricken with RSI, mind you, so I could kinda understand.

What you need is a good neurological disorder, something with lots of tremors and .....ahem...jerking movements.

[Christoff]

holy shit, thread jacked....

didnt see that coming

[Cyka UchuuJin]

It's up and running.

and doing gangbusters in business too!

[nottu]

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Where did you get that picture? - that's me - third from the left.

i took in a little town in the rift valley, about 45 minutes away from my house in nairobi.

[Greji]

i took in a little town in the rift valley, about 45 minutes away from my house in nairobi.

Then, you're not working there as a hostess?

[Mulboyne]

2 foreign drug mules have recently been arrested at Kansai International Airport. Each had swallowed around 50 wraps which were spotted when they were X-rayed. It's likely that the cases are related although reports don't spell it out and the two men arrived from different countries on different days. The Nigerian arrested says he was threatened and felt he had no choice. The British national, who arrived from Iran, says that he wanted to repay debts.

Source (Japanese)

[Mulboyne]

A 71 year old Japanese woman was arrested at Kansai Int'l. She said she was carrying them for a 37 year old Nigerian who told her he wanted to marry her.

Source (Japanese)

[Mulboyne]

According to the Asahi, the woman says she didn't know the suitcase she was given contained drugs in a false bottom.

[IparryU]

A 71 year old Japanese woman was arrested at Kansai Int'l. She said she was carrying them for a 37 year old Nigerian who told her he wanted to marry her.

Source (Japanese)

my j-father in law saw that on the news last night and was laughing his ass off and making jokes about it...

i didn't know it was a nigerian she was trying to marry, so i lost out on the joke