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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:53 am

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Postby osopolar » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:28 pm

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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:41 pm

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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:43 pm

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anything. She's a mental, don't you know?"
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:23 am

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Noriko prepares for a stint with JAICA in Camaroon.
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:04 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Noriko prepares for a stint with JAICA in Camaroon.


Or perhaps, the Tama Zoo....
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Postby osopolar » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:02 pm

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Postby osopolar » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:40 pm

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nsfw! needs a great caption! any of u old fogies know the source?

Postby osopolar » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:52 pm

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Postby waruta » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:04 pm

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I just don't know what went wrong. I read the instruction manual and everything....
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Postby sublight » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:19 pm

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"And that's... maguro!"
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Postby sublight » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:40 pm

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Ah-CHOO!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:20 am

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"Your stock went down, nigga. Motherfucking General Motors, one crazy nigga, nigga."
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:29 pm

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Postby osopolar » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:58 pm


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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:01 am

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I met this MOx guy at the onsen last night...:eek:
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Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:46 am

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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:03 pm

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Is this from the Pornographers (Erogotoshi-tachi yori: Jinruigaku nyû]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060560/[/url]
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:26 pm

Je pète dans votre direction générale
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Postby Not Invented Here » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:14 pm

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The Michelin Man Fellatio Simulator is a new and unique training aid to help newcomers become familiar with yet another novel and disturbing sexual fetish invented in Japan.

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There is one authentic Japanese person hidden somewhere in this picture. Can you spot the Japanese person in this picture?
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:24 pm

The woman at the back pulling the bitchface?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:09 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:48 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:39 pm

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Sarah Palin doesn't have a sense of humor...
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Postby osopolar » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:01 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:41 am

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"There are only five bad boys in the world and you'll meet them all soon"
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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:44 pm

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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:38 am

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"You take the heel of your hand, and you bring it up under the bridge of their nose..."

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Postby osopolar » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:10 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:31 pm

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