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Yasuko Mitsuura's Bad Time In New York

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:04 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Popular tarento Yasuko Mitsuura has written about a series of unpleasant experiences she had on a trip to New York. You can read her account in Japanese here.

She writes how she had heard men would flock to help a Japanese girl standing in the city looking confusedly at a map and so set off herself for New York. She says her hopes for the trip were dashed as soon as she arrived at the airport.

She lined up for one hour at immigration but, when she got to the desk, she had made a mistake in one place and was waived away. She admits she was in the wrong but was shocked that she should be chased away like a pesky fly. She tried asking "Pardon?" when she couldn't catch the English spoken at her but received no reply. As it turns out, she made another mistake her second time around and got the same treatment. She notes that she was lining up with a lot of Asians who all seemed to be coughing and sniffing but none were wearing masks which made her feel ill. When she finally got through and lined up for a taxi, she says some Russian-looking family pushed in in front of her.

At the hotel front desk, she couldn't understand the English and got the impression that the staff were fed up with her when they handed over the key. At a nearby convenience store, an old Korean guy seemed to laugh at her which made her feel the world was against her.

The next day, she dressed up smartly and headed to the subway to take a train to MoMA. She stood confused in front of the ticket machines when a man approached her. Would this be her knight in shining armour? No, it was a homeless man asking for money. She went to the museum and spent the whole day without talking to anyone.

On the surface, Matsuura might seem as ill-natured as the behaviour she describes. However, she is a comedienne and may well be writing a humourous account of her woes, contrasting her own disasters with the wonderful time her good-looking friends had when they were in New York. I don't have a good enough ear for the tone of the piece but she might just as easily be making fun of herself and her own feeling of persecution in this fish-out-of water account.

She is also unlikely to be the total rube she makes out, since she attended the Tokyo University of Foreign Studies (in one of her routines, she says her parents encouraged her to learn other languages because they thought she was too plain to pick up a Japanese husband and might have more chance with foreigners).

However, a few commenters on 2ch are taking Mitsuura's comments seriously, leading them to either sympathize with her or criticize her for expecting Japanese-style treatment in a foreign country. She plans to continue her story which might make her intentions clearer.
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Postby TennoChinko » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:39 pm

I don't think she is being entirely honest.

I think it's a combination of an attention-seeking ploy as a celebrity/comedienne and attempt to create a new meme off of the already existing Paris Syndrome .
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Postby Greji » Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:50 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[floatr]Image[/floatr]Popular tarento Yasuko Mitsuura has written about a series of unpleasant experiences she had on a trip to New York. You can read her account in Japanese here.


Looking like the only member of an ax fight that didn't have an ax, couldn't have been a plus. I mean the gal was severely beat with the ugly stick, or she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She's lucky the homeless guy didn't offer her money....
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Postby omae mona » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:24 pm

Doesn't sound like an exaggeration to me. Speaking as a one-time NYC resident, everything she described (as paraphrased by Mulboyne) sounds like a normal day in the city. That's how people behave there. I think it is perfectly worthy topic material for a humorous essay. New York is pretty funny. That's why David Letterman can fill up half his monologue each day just cracking jokes about daily life in New York.
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Postby wuchan » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:28 pm

omae mona wrote:Doesn't sound like an exaggeration to me. Speaking as a one-time NYC resident, everything she described (as paraphrased by Mulboyne) sounds like a normal day in the city. That's how people behave there. I think it is perfectly worthy topic material for a humorous essay. New York is pretty funny. That's why David Letterman can fill up half his monologue each day just cracking jokes about daily life in New York.

Exactly.


I see this as another "OMG the rest of the world is not the way we were told it is" ninhonjin tourist shock situation.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:41 pm

I'll drop y'all a line when my flight arrives...
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Postby Ketou » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:15 am

Her comic style is often quite self depreciating. I would pretty much think that this is a bit of satire.
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:31 am

What, no mention of C.H.U.D.s ?
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Postby dimwit » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:23 am

Her comments about going through immigration are dead on. As a Canadian who has had to transit in the states, given that the entire procedure was an unnecessary waste of time and resources, the staff I observed was obstructionist and looked like they were on a work to rule job action.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:45 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image


Nooo greji, neither spit nor swallow! Ladies only! Get that thing away from my mouth!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:17 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Nooo greji, neither spit nor swallow! Ladies only! Get that thing away from my mouth!


Question: When you're in the throes of passion, are you really concentrating on her face or your thrusts? Do you even really SEE her face except that she's your lady? And when you do, no matter how pretty a woman is...everyone's ugly while fucking.

I bet she'd be a freak, though. get's no attention and when attention is given, gives unselfishly of herself.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:57 pm

I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:41 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Question: When you're in the throes of passion, are you really concentrating on her face or your thrusts? Do you even really SEE her face except that she's your lady? And when you do, no matter how pretty a woman is...everyone's ugly while fucking.

I bet she'd be a freak, though. get's no attention and when attention is given, gives unselfishly of herself.


C'mon AO, you know I'm not one of those "she's way below my standards" types. Still, my impression is that she's a lesbian, and while it's "not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face," I'd still like to think the chick's enjoying it (and not fantasizing about, say, Elaine DeGeneres) as I pump away.

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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:00 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:"...... I'd still like to think the chick's enjoying it (and not fantasizing about, say, Elaine DeGeneres) as I pump away....."


Catoneinutica, you be the gentleman as usual. I don't care is she's thinking about Hillary Clinton. It's just like baseball, the hit and run sign is on....
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:29 am

Greji wrote:Catoneinutica, you be the gentleman as usual. I don't care is she's thinking about Hillary Clinton. It's just like baseball, the hit and run sign is on....
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