Random Japanese Signs

[2triky]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I know, I know, it's not Japan, but they're all the same anyway, right? (Sorry, Take) And I couldn't resist posting this not only because it was too good to resist, but also as Yokohammer had a go at me about how old I am.....(I don't like being reminded, but I am so old now, I keep forgetting just how old).

[Yokohammer]

And I couldn't resist posting this not only because it was too good to resist, but also as Yokohammer had a go at me about how old I am...

Had a go at you?!
Naw ... it was more an expression of sameness.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

it was more an expression of sameness.

Bummer, huh?
Still, there's only one thing I'd swap for the wisdom of age....the stupidity of youth!!!!

[Greji]

Bummer, huh?
Still, there's only one thing I'd swap for the wisdom of age....the stupidity of youth!!!!

and the occasional two fisted blue veiner?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

and the occasional two fisted blue veiner?

This is Japan, the land of the euphemism. When I mentioned "stupidity of youth," the two-fisted blue veiner is actually what I was talking about....those idyllic days when my dick did all my thinking for me and I could actually follow what it was ordering me to do (the thought process hasn't changed, but the execution is a totally different matter....)

[Yokohammer]

This is Japan, the land of the euphemism. When I mentioned "stupidity of youth," the two-fisted blue veiner is actually what I was talking about....those idyllic days when my dick did all my thinking for me and I could actually follow what it was ordering me to do (the thought process hasn't changed, but the execution is a totally different matter....)

No shit. The transition from dick-think to brain-think can be excruciatingly painful ... especially at the moment you realize your dick was smarter.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...especially at the moment you realize your dick was smarter.

I'm not sure I've come to that realization yet....you should have seen some of the choices that stupid bugger has made in the past. (The "past" being up until a few days ago)
I'm luckier than most....I don't have much of a brain to speak of, so I've always let my dick's thinking get me in trouble.

[Greji]

I'm luckier than most....I don't have much of a brain to speak of, so I've always let my dick's thinking get me in trouble.

I don't know about that. I seem to do some of me best thinking when I shift gears to the ped of me hecker....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I seem to do some of me best thinking when I shift gears to the ped of me hecker....

I don't know about "best," but certainly "most imaginative...."

[Doctor Stop]

[Doctor Stop]

[Taro Toporific]

Via juergenspecht.com

[2triky]

[2triky]

[waruta]

Star Wars came out a long, long time ago...plus that's a game center pachinko machine. Still fun though, with the 'vader mask coming down from the top of the screen.

[2triky]

Star Wars came out a long, long time ago...plus that's a game center pachinko machine. Still fun though, with the 'vader mask coming down from the top of the screen.

Yes but I think some of the images on the machine are a riff off Star Wars The Clone Wars, an animated series, which isn't as quite as old as the original Star Wars film

[Christoff]

i am actually pretty good at pachiko, the most I made in one sitting was 70,000en. I would totally rock the shit out of the vader pachinko machine

[2triky]

i am actually pretty good at pachiko, the most I made in one sitting was 70,000en. I would totally rock the shit out of the vader pachinko machine

Nice. The Force is with you, young Skywalker.

[Bucky]

Perfect for both bondage beginners and experiences players. The Japanese Silk Love Kit includes a patent leather blindfold and silky love rope. Cuffs are fully adjustable. Unsurpassed softness and strenght. Will not chafe or damage delicate skin. Quality tested. Bonus booklet included.

"Quality tested"!!:devil2:

[Behan]

At a JR station

[Behan]

It's funny when a Nanbanjin buys a Nanban bento.

[Bucky]

[Christoff]

what the frack? an automatic dog washer?

[Taro Toporific]

what the frack? an automatic dog washer?

IT'S A CAT WASHING MACHINE TOO!

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[Bucky]

IT'S A CAT WASHING MACHINE TOO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Multiple laughing rollies for that one Taro!

[Christoff]

that is the most fucked up thing i have see in weeks.

[GomiGirl]

OMG - I just spat decaf coffee all over my screen for that one. That is the funniest/meanest thing I have seen in ages. If I did that to my cat, oh the hell that would break loose. Crikey!!!

I saw the dog washing one on CNN yesterday I think and thought it was bad - there is no way you can really get a dog clean by spraying with a bit of water like that. You need to get right into the smelly parts with soap and water. Might work for non-smelly wool type dogs like poodles but for dogs that have fur and smell like labs or shibas there is not way that would work.

[Ketou]

OMG - I just spat decaf coffee all over my screen for that one. That is the funniest/meanest thing I have seen in ages. If I did that to my cat, oh the hell that would break loose. Crikey!!!

I saw the dog washing one on CNN yesterday I think and thought it was bad - there is no way you can really get a dog clean by spraying with a bit of water like that. You need to get right into the smelly parts with soap and water. Might work for non-smelly wool type dogs like poodles but for dogs that have fur and smell like labs or shibas there is not way that would work.

Yea, my dog always looks at me funny when I get to the smelly parts. Sort of a wistful don't stop rubbing quite yet...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

There's nothing particularly interesting about this sign, except that the fact it was at the entrance to a love hotel that sparked my schoolboy humor and really tickled my fancy (you should have seen what was tickled after going inside!). It would have been perfect (as a 2 Live Crew fan) if it had been Suki Fuki Crest, but hey, better than the hand is doing a bird in her bush.