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Postby Ketou » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:51 am

Oh.....the countless bacterial growths and fungal colonies lodged in your undies....to be swept away and drowned....tis murder most foul.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:54 pm

Bealuct, did you know that the average load of laundry includes at least one gram of fecal matter?
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Postby james » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:45 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Bealuct, did you know that the average load of laundry includes at least one gram of fecal matter?


is that all? :jawdrop:
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:04 pm

james wrote:is that all? :jawdrop:

Maybe some of us have better bowel control than others? :p
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Postby BigInJapan » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:31 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Maybe some of us have better bowel control than others? :p


That depends, when you've had a bit too much yakiniku with lots of runny sauce, and a few too many beers, all bets are off... :confused:

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Postby Coligny » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:01 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Maybe some of us have better bowel control than others? :p


Can be a collateral... my grey cat always shit herself when she is scared/surprised... a bruckenheimer movies marathon is the best way to end the night in a brown tide...
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Postby Iraira » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:10 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Bealuct, did you know that the average load of laundry includes at least one gram of fecal matter?


I thought that was the allowable limit of rat feces in a box of breakfast cereal?
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Postby sillygirl » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:44 pm

bealuct wrote:I haven't done it in like 6 months... same goes for y-o-u k-n-o-w w-h-a-t.

Also just noticed that for those of you who are a bit faster than everyone else will most likely point out that the the two has a lot to do with each other. And I agree to that. What kind of girl would want to shack up with a poor male, with an even poorer sense of dress and cleanliness?

Thank the lord, my overseas relatives sent me underwear through airmail for my birthday.

Anyway, when it applies, and in this case it does, it's only natural to make announcements as important as going to the laundromat. And here we have it: I am going to the laundromat.


That's attractive...
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Postby Greji » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:51 pm

sillygirl wrote:That's attractive...


Right! It's also practical. You should't have to worry about laundry until your knickers can move on their own. When they start creeping across the floor, or moving up the wall, it's a nice indicator that you should drop 'em in the washing machine in a day, or two....
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:59 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Bealuct, did you know that the average load of laundry includes at least one gram of fecal matter?

I am confused, am I supposed to add that before or after the rinse cycle?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:41 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:I am confused, am I supposed to add that before or after the rinse cycle?


It's dispensed automatically by the machines at most laundromats.
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