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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:59 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:12 pm

MooMoo White just doesn't have the same ring to it as CowPiss does when used as a euphemism for jism...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:15 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:MooMoo White just doesn't have the same ring to it as CowPiss does when used as a euphemism for jism...

Gyaru Store Manager for the day Jun Komori seems to enjoy sucking down her "euphemism."
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Postby bolt_krank » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:42 pm

If only there was a photo of her with some dribbling down the cheek :P
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:45 pm

bolt_krank wrote:If only there was a photo of her with some dribbling down the cheek :P



...and it was my euphemism...
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:56 pm

As long as it is not like Pepsi White, that stuff sucked.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:12 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:As long as it is not like Pepsi White, that stuff sucked.


Isn't that how they made it?
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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:33 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Isn't that how they made it?

Good one :rofl:

And what's this, can Akebono sink any lower? "Milking" his celebrity as long as he can.
What's next, getting paid to take the fall in K1? Oh wait, he already did that...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:59 pm

BigInJapan wrote:can Akebono sink any lower?

In the cesspool of disgraced gaijin, it's pretty hard not to sink into the shit when you're 230 kg or thereabouts.

BigInJapan wrote:What's next, getting paid to take the fall in K1? Oh wait, he already did that...

With his girth and lust for money, my bet is fat fetish gay porn. It's the next logical step down from Moo Moo White...
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Postby Greji » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:23 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:With his girth and lust for money, my bet is fat fetish gay porn. It's the next logical step down from Moo Moo White...


Hair, I'm not on the gay side, but, that fat stuff is great. However, now that I have gotten older I can only handle it about once, or twice a week without a couple days off in between....
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:24 pm

He is promoting the TV show GLEE on Fox Japan. Great show.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:27 pm

GomiGirl wrote:He is promoting the TV show GLEE on Fox Japan. Great show.

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GLEEdy bugger...
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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:18 pm

GomiGirl wrote:He is promoting the TV show GLEE on Fox Japan. Great show.

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Yikes, that was almost painful to watch (except for the red shirted cuties).
He shouldn't give up his day job. Hang on, what is his day job?
Right about here (see above), a bit (or a lot) of help from some T-Pain style AutoTune would have gone a long way.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:04 am

Cowpiss? Moo-moo Jizz?

All I know is nothing beats a good Penis.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:31 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:All I know is nothing beats a good Penis.


As one who is almost continually beating on their own penis, I can attribute to how true that is.
Even more so for a Penis who's slogan is "Making a comeback after about 30 years" (as it says on the package).
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:04 pm

Who needs cow piss when you've got panda poo tea?

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