Miki Ando, sometimes hot and sometimes not

[Coligny]

Just saw her on the telly with her comrad coach... She speak englsih with a russian accent and wuz wearing black tight outfit... I got, like, the mother of all bonerz...

With sum glasses and longer hairs she could be like the ultimate baroness nerdgasme...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Just saw her on the telly with her comrad coach... She speak englsih with a russian accent and wuz wearing black tight outfit... I got, like, the mother of all bonerz...

With sum glasses and longer hairs she could be like the ultimate baroness nerdgasme...

I saw it, too, and agree with you. (I couldn't get a boner because I was drinking with a bunch of guys and it probably wasn't the best time to crack a stiffy, but the sentiment was there...Besides, I'm too old and alcoholic to get a boner just by watching TV.)
I figure she could maintain her "sometimes hot" look as long as she never wore her hair back or smiled, both of which make enormous contributions to her "sometimes not" appearance.

[sublight]

The qwik-tan she was wearing wasn't really doing it for me, though.

[Mulboyne]

The qwik-tan she was wearing wasn't really doing it for me, though.

For reference:

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This shows it in a slightly different light and you can hear her English:

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[IkemenTommy]

Soon to get a dose of attack from the J-media.. for sun tanning!

[wuchan]

For reference:

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This shows it in a slightly different light and you can hear her English:

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I played a few games against CT teams there. She is skating in the hockey side of the international skating center. The other side is twice the size, has curtains to divide the ice, and the total area is more than double the hockey side. The russian skaters usually book the entire figure side forcing the rich wanabee figure skaters on to hockey ice and delaying games. I wonder who booked the other side...

[Bucky]

Miki Ando speaking English:love2:

Hope the link works:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/flatpages/video/mediacenterbc3.html?bcpid=30884189001&bctid=68252271001

[FG Lurker]

Miki Ando speaking English:love2:

Hope the link works:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/flatpages/video/mediacenterbc3.html?bcpid=30884189001&bctid=68252271001

Great find! Had no idea she could speak English that well, that's pretty cool.

[IkemenTommy]

Great find! Had no idea she could speak English that well, that's pretty cool.

I suppose her Engrish has improved dramatically in the last 2 or 3 years.
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I forgive her though.

[wuchan]

Miki Ando speaking English:love2:

Hope the link works:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/flatpages/video/mediacenterbc3.html?bcpid=30884189001&bctid=68252271001

still not hot

[Christoff]

I suppose her Engrish has improved dramatically in the last 2 or 3 years.
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I forgive her though.

sometimes not!!!

[Catoneinutica]

Miki Ando speaking English:love2:

Hope the link works:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/flatpages/video/mediacenterbc3.html?bcpid=30884189001&bctid=68252271001

She seems to have acquired Valley Girl English: "Mental is kinda, like, not strong."

-catone

-but she's still, like, very cute and very exo-TIQUE and has real charisma sprinkled with just a wee bit of madness

-quite passionate, too, I imagine (and you better believe I do). That coach is one lucky dude-ikoff.

-but even the hottest chick gets stale after awhile

-what's that expression? For every hot chick, there's a guy who's tired of banging her?

-catone again

-doesn't know when to quit

[IkemenTommy]

I think what Catone wanted to say was that Ando's English is incited by the numerous pillow talk sessions.

[maraboutslim]

She seems to have acquired Valley Girl English: "Mental is kinda, like, not strong."

Ah, yes. But just remember, Yoda's poor grammar less powerful his wisdom did not make.

[Greji]

Ah, yes. But just remember, Yoda's poor grammar less powerful his wisdom did not make.

You are quite right Slim, but you need to add that Yoda's terrific box he does not have like Ando possesses......

[maraboutslim]

Indeed! I kind of like her in that interview video actually. I guess the only way to answer this age old hot or not question is to go meet her in person...

[Taro Toporific]

daylife.com -- February 25, 2010 ---Miki Ando performs her routine during the women's free skating figure skating event at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Ah, yes. But just remember, Yoda's poor grammar less powerful his wisdom did not make.

It always made me wonder....if Yoda is so damn smart, why can't he speak properly?

[Catoneinutica]

It always made me wonder....if Yoda is so damn smart, why can't he speak properly?

Poor li'l wizened-old-Asian-man-stereotype-promoting bastard can't even walk properly since those long, sultry nights on that jungle planet with the much bigger Young Jedi Luke.

[Taro Toporific]

From BUZZMEDIA's gofugyourself.celebuzz.com Olympic ladies figure-skating (fashions)

[INDENT]...Awesome: Japan's Miki Ando

Apparently, she had to run to the rink as soon as she got off her shift serving cocktails on the casino floor of the Luxor, and didn't have time to change. I applaud her, though, for Going There with her costumes in a way that the rest of the ladies did not. Take also her short program costume:



I am not wholly sure what her program here was about, but in my mind it was the ice-skating world's take on Joan of Arc. Which, truly, is kind of awesome material, dramatically. You've got your religious fervor (hence the spangly cross), and persecution, and BATTLE, and then FLAMES (hence the red material, snaking up her body like the purifying fire of sainthood)...

Getting right to the point is Japan's Mao Asada:

You remember how, during the US Nationals, I was all blathering about how every year SOMEONE skates dressed in a genre I like to call, "Imitations of a Romanticized Consumptive 1800s European Prostitute?" THERE YOU GO.



...more...[/INDENT]

[Coligny]

daylife.com -- February 25, 2010 ---Miki Ando performs her routine during the women's free skating figure skating event at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics.

Crap, t'was not dem' nippies, t'was the pattern of the outfit... thanks for ruining my day Taro...

[Taro Toporific]

Crap, t'was not dem' nippies, t'was the pattern of the outfit... thanks for ruining my day Taro...

I suppose you are asking to have me repost one of the many nipslip photos that Ms. Ando's PR people let slip out from time to time..

[Mulboyne]

Miki manga:

[Coligny]

I suppose you are asking to have me repost one of the many nipslip photos that Ms. Ando's PR people let slip out from time to time..

thanks... but don't feel obliged to repost the pad slips too...

[Catoneinutica]

I suppose you are asking to have me repost one of the many nipslip photos that Ms. Ando's PR people let slip out from time to time..

Exquisite. Come out and play, shy little soymilk teet!

-catone
-Yu Na isn't too shabby either, obviously. But with her I detect a hint of punk (good), and a slightly acrid lesbian note (bad)

[gohdunlam]

^ niceeee =)

[Bucky]

ready to rumble

[Christoff]

is that Kim Yu Na?

[Taro Toporific]

[Taro Toporific]

^ niceeee =)

Japan's Miki Ando practises for the World Figure Skating Championships in Turin, March 22, 2010---day life.com