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Not Japan related, but. . .

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Postby Bucky » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:27 am

Yeah, yeah, I know. It is not the least Japan related. Save your hate mail.:flame: However, given the demographic of FG, I thought this event would be of interest to about 91.5% of the folks browsing here.

This guy survived the car accident, but. . .

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MONTESANO, Wash. (AP) - An Elma man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.

Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday that 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night and called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.

When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through the body.
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:27 am

One evening a couple of years ago I was waiting for a train at Yokohama station, and I happened to notice a drunk oyaji two platforms over nonchalantly stagger over to the farthest train line, and proceed to relieve himself onto the train track (luckily he was facing away and it was the outside line so no one was on the other side).
The thought going through my head was, too bad Japanese trains are powered by overhead lines...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:13 pm

Bucky wrote:Yeah, yeah, I know. It is not the least Japan related.


On the contrary, considering how many taxi drivers still piss out in the open here, this could be regarded as a public service announcement to inform people that doing so can be deadly....sort of like those "Do it at home" messages.
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:25 am

Gruesome as it may be....I lost some Glenlivet on my laptop after reading that story. Yes, I LOL'd
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Postby jingai » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:48 am

That was busted on a mythbusters episode:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_%282003_season%29#Peeing_on_the_Third_Rail
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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:00 pm

Umm. Dude's dead. Dick's burnt. Read the wikipedia entry more carefully.

In the event of a solid stream, you CAN get burnt. I know a guy that burnt his dick.
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Postby bidayuhboy » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:37 pm

I don't give a whoop what the mythbusters says. Piss on an electric fence once and you'll never do it again. I did it once and it knocked me back about a foot. Of course that was when I was a teenager, now pissing a solid stream is just a dream of long ago.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:11 pm

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