Random Nihonjin Pics - Part 3

[Christoff]

is that the Borat marriage sack?

[American Oyaji]

I could SO kick his ass without even trying....

...but then all his chimpira attack. I'd get my ass kicked in the end perhaps, but it'd be a gas.

[2triky]

I could SO kick his ass without even trying....

...but then all his chimpira attack. I'd get my ass kicked in the end perhaps, but it'd be a gas.

All is fair in love and war. Or so they say.

[Bucky]

[Bucky]

Narrow hallway to a narrow restroom

[Yokohammer]

Narrow hallway to a narrow restroom

Yikes!
Some of us FGs (and Sumo wrestlers) would be seriously fucked if we had to use that loo!

[2triky]

[james]

Yikes!
Some of us FGs (and Sumo wrestlers) would be seriously fucked if we had to use that loo!

damn.. i'm neither particularly big nor claustrophobic but that would definitely be mentally uncomfortable.

[Bucky]

[Marked Trail]

[Bucky]

[osopolar]

[osopolar]

[Samurai_Jerk]

I could SO kick his ass without even trying....

...but then all his chimpira attack. I'd get my ass kicked in the end perhaps, but it'd be a gas.

Just because you're bigger than somebody doesn't mean you can beat his ass.

[American Oyaji]

Just because you're bigger than somebody doesn't mean you can beat his ass.

It does when you're me.

[Mike Oxlong]

In my college days, one of the basketball team got into a barfight. The basketball player was 6'10", and his opponent was 6'2". The taller man got knocked down, hit his head on the ground, and died. Take care AO. Me, I'm way shorter than both of them, and stayed well away!

[Yokohammer]

The taller man got knocked down, hit his head on the ground, and died.

This happens with surprising frequency. So does losing an eye or two, becoming paralyzed for life, and a horrifying list of other injuries ... and it's often the big guy that gets hurt.

In a fight situation never assume that bigger is better.

I'm about 6'2" and avoid fights at any cost ... even my pride. There's too much at stake.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

AO, if I were you, rather than fight, I'd start bragging about dick size. It's a far more effective way of utterly destroying your opponents to their core without needing to resort to mindless violence. And, being a brother, you're far more likely to win regardless of whoever you're up against.
(I was going to say I'd give my right arm to have a brother-sized schlong -- as opposed to my current hung-like-a-clitoris state -- but if I did that, I wouldn't have a sex life, either, so it'd have to be my right leg, which would also have the benefit of allowing me put the schlong to further uses by using it as a prosthetic leg so I could still walk. Except, of course, when I got excited, which would invariably mean either falling over or appearing to be goose-stepping).

[osopolar]

AO, if I were you, rather than fight, I'd start bragging about dick size. It's a far more effective way of utterly destroying your opponents to their core without needing to resort to mindless violence. And, being a brother, you're far more likely to win regardless of whoever you're up against.
(I was going to say I'd give my right arm to have a brother-sized schlong -- as opposed to my current hung-like-a-clitoris state -- but if I did that, I wouldn't have a sex life, either, so it'd have to be my right leg, which would also have the benefit of allowing me put the schlong to further uses by using it as a prosthetic leg so I could still walk. Except, of course, when I got excited, which would invariably mean either falling over or appearing to be goose-stepping).

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again."

[Mike Oxlong]

Maybe AO should have been the one on TDS...
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[Bucky]

[Samurai_Jerk]

It does when you're me.

Let's see, an aikido-ka anime fan who does a tech job at Honda versus a straight-up fucking gangster. I know who my money's on.

[American Oyaji]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again."

Same here! I'm laughing into my cheerios over here.

[American Oyaji]

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]Let's see, an aikido-ka anime fan who does a tech job at Honda versus a straight-up fucking gangster. I know who my money's on. ]

Oh well. Can't convince everyone.

Used to work for the mob. Didn't realize it at the time until a bunch of chimpira came up in the club. Manager told me to go tell the boss. I told the boss (he seemed to walk around the area all night, but stayed near a certain bakery) and about 10 minutes after I got back, about 20 dudes showed up and escorted them out.

[FG Lurker]

Oh well. Can't convince everyone.

Used to work for the mob. Didn't realize it at the time until a bunch of chimpira came up in the club. Manager told me to go tell the boss. I told the boss (he seemed to walk around the area all night, but stayed near a certain bakery) and about 10 minutes after I got back, about 20 dudes showed up and escorted them out.

AO, I know the only thing you have going for you is size but really it isn't that big a help in a lot of situations.

(Video may be NSFW, especially if someone around you speaks German)
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[Christoff]

that was awesome! green snot for you my friend

[Bucky]

[waruta]

[waruta]

found some more...

[Taro Toporific]

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