FAO Greji

by **Greji** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:05 pm

Dragonette wrote:Yeah, smart move - in times of great enthusiasm, I've been known to be a little heavy with my whip-hand. ...and then there are those pesky spurs...

Hmmm. Can I think about that for a bit?
:cool:

by **ChrisRT** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:31 pm

Did someone say goat contest?

by **Greji** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:03 pm

ChrisRT wrote:Did someone say goat contest?

That's not a good pic, I was busy with the herd and I didn't have time to put any make-up on......
:cool:

by **Marked Trail** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:58 am

[SIZE="3"]Goat Eyes: Satanic ploy, or merely horrific crime against nature?
A serial treatise on the unnatural pupils of those beasts of the genus capra [/SIZE]
Professor Eustace P. Toffeynuts III, Ph.D., D.D.T., L.S.D.,
(2006) Journal of the Muncie College of Business Administration

PDF

by **Greji** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:47 am

Marked Trail wrote:Goat Eyes: Satanic ploy, or merely horrific crime against nature?
A serial treatise on the unnatural pupils of those beasts of the genus capra

An excellent post. I especially enjoyed his research reflected under the heading for "Goatwhore."
:cool:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:21 pm

Spotted on Yahoo News

by **Mike Oxlong** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:19 pm

G-man, I think he's flirting with you!

[yt]IByzChXezdo[/yt]

by **Greji** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:56 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:G-man, I think he's flirting with you!

Not close Mike. That was one of my goats. He was just warming up for a wank while looking at that blond. She tried to buy him off with some goat treats so he wouldn't hop her right there in front of God and everybody, but I think he got her off camera. I trains 'em well!
:bukkake:

by **osopolar** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:57 pm

Grej, you had something to do with this?

Goat smashes window at Gentleman's club.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:11 pm

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:40 pm

Geez Grej,
You must have something special if they're going this far for you....

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:04 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Geez Grej,
You must have something special if they're going this far for you....

Got'em trained well! When I say "fetch", they know they damn well better bring back more than a stupid stick.
:cool:

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:22 pm

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:05 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:[floatr]

I'm absolutely positive I saw that on my local station one night during the recent bonenkai/shinnenkai season....

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:10 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I'm absolutely positive I saw that on my local station one night during the recent bonenkai/shinnenkai season....

Worse yet, I think I bought her a drink in 2-chome.....
:cool:

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:00 am

Oriental Co., Ltd. has come up with "The White Goat" a paper recycling machine that turns crappy vague Japanese paper documents into useful paper for the crapper.

[YT]i51zo3LA70U[/YT]

Sadly, the return on investment is crap. It would take about 11 years and 200,000 rolls before the Goat pays for itself.

by **Not Invented Here** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:09 pm

Still, you know everyone that always secretly wanted to wipe their ass with that last memo from their boss will be wishing for one of these.

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:37 pm

Netherlands bans sex with animals
Expatica, February 3, 2010

The Netherlands has banned sex with animals and animal pornography.

On Tuesday the Upper House finally backed a 2008 Lower House vote in favour of the ban. "Indecent acts" with animals are now punishable with an 18-month prison sentence, and pornography involving animals is explicitly outlawed.

[...]

In surrounding countries sex with animals is already against the law, making the Netherlands an animal porn hub, some estimates say the country produces 80 percent of such material worldwide.

Neighbouring Belgium introduced a ban in 2007, and France passed a similar law in 2004. The United Kingdom has longstanding laws against bestiality.

Other European countries don't have explicit laws, but prosecute perpetrators under animal welfare legislation. In the United States, more than half the states ban sex with animals, with widely varying penalties. In some states it counts as a misdemeanour, while in others it carries a 20-year jail sentence.

(Full Story)

Very bad news for a certain goat herder... Sorry Greji!!

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:40 am

FG Lurker wrote:Netherlands bans sex with animals
Expatica, February 3, 2010

Very bad news for a certain goat herder... Sorry Greji!!

That's that Damn Tsuru again. He put 'em up to passing that law just to ruin the fun. Now I gotta pay him a kickback before getting into any Dutch goat pen...
:cool:

by **Adhesive** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:40 pm

Greji wrote:That's that Damn Tsuru again. He put 'em up to passing that law just to ruin the fun. Now I gotta pay him a kickback before getting into any Dutch goat pen...

What happened to your old avatar? Who was that chick? Link?

by **Greji** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:17 pm

Adhesive wrote:What happened to your old avatar? Who was that chick? Link?

Damn Ad! That's a tough one. I'll see if I can dig it out. It's been a while....
:cool:

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:59 pm

Greji's childhood...

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:03 pm

Wedding for goat accused rapists in Mozambique
NewsCore February 27, 2010 12:54am
THE owner of a goat allegedly raped is demanding the two accused make traditional wedding arrangements.
State media also said the two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique faced criminal charges.
The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, the website of the state broadcaster said.
"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique...more...

by **Greji** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:14 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Wedding for goat accused rapists in Mozambique
"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique

Geez, the guy's never see a threesome before? Even that or it was his girl friend they were doing and he called the cops out of spite....
:confused:

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:47 pm

[YT]xpPuHlTnEJQ[/YT]

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:57 pm

The goat woman: Chinese grandmother, 101, grows mystery horn on forehead
The Daily Mail, March 8, 2010

[floatl][/floatl]An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat's.

Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year.

Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven's forehead.

(Full Story)

She doesn't fit your 8-80 criteria Greji, but hey, no one can say she ain't horny!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:31 pm

FG Lurker wrote:The goat woman: Chinese grandmother, 101, grows mystery horn on forehead
The Daily Mail, March 8, 2010

She doesn't fit your 8-80 criteria Greji, but hey, no one can say she ain't horny!

I grow a mystery horn every time I'm with a woman.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:53 pm

You can see she's met Greji before...she carrys a stick to keep him at bay!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:46 am

No, no, no...Mike, you've totally misunderstood her purpose. That stick is to keep him at play, not at bay. You should see what she does with it when he's not up to form.

by **Greji** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:24 pm

FG Lurker wrote:[b]
She doesn't fit your 8-80 criteria Greji, but hey, no one can say she ain't horny!

She does look a little hot. Maybe I'll change, I've been having trouble with the GF. She keeps chasing all the young dudes at the beach.

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