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The 2007 Adult Broadcasting Awards

Postby Captain Japan » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:11 am

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Last night I attended the 2007 Adult Broadcasting Awards in Shibuya. Ladies from each of the adult channels on SkyPerfect attended. It was sort of a mix of awards and competitions. One bit had the girls stuff a penis-shaped counter of some kind under their shirts. In thirty seconds, each contestant had to race around the stage shaking her top half to register the most reps. I think the most was 106. Might have been 116. More pictures, which unfortunately are entirely safe for work, will follow in the next post...
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:13 am

Hurry up.
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:15 am

In the last shot (w/ the popsicles), the girl on the far right is a new-half...Playboy Channel, I believe.
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:24 am

Oh, and in that popsicle shot the lady second from the left previously appeared in this story.
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Postby GuyJean » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:17 am

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This shot scares me.. What the hell is going on?

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Postby dimwit » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:10 pm

So what were the awards categories?
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:38 pm

GuyJean wrote:This shot scares me.. What the hell is going on?

GJ


Seriously, for this one I couldn't quite figure out the point - well other than just the oggling. The program has a description. I believe "rodeo" was in the title.
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:05 pm

dimwit wrote:So what were the awards categories?

Best dribble and spit into hand while wearing cut-up swimwear to look like a 12 year-old schoolgirl.
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:59 pm

dimwit wrote:So what were the awards categories?

I'm working on a report. Give me a few days...
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:19 am

Good work sir.
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Postby Captain Japan » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:10 am

dimwit wrote:So what were the awards categories?

Here you go:
http://www.bigempire.com/sake/honoka_adult.html
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Postby GuyJean » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:12 am

Captain Japan wrote:Here you go:
http://www.bigempire.com/sake/honoka_adult.html

Nice..
The prolific Tachibana, representing pay-per-view channel Flamingo, suggested that she was ready to defend her title next year. "I still want to make other people orgasm," she said, "and me as well. So why don't we orgasm together again?"
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:22 am

So I attended again this year...
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:26 am

Before the panty throw. Each was signed.
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Look at that emotion after being named AV actress of the year.
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I actually spoke to the girl second from the right. She is 20. I think I have a pair of shoes that old.
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Here is Greji giving the Adult Awards a big thumbs up.
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Rodeo ride.
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Another rider.
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Another wacky game.
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:39 am

Even the MCs get a little action at the Adult Awards.
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Another happy winner.
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It goes without saying that upskirting is fair game
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Postby kamome » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:01 am

Captain Japan wrote:So I attended again this year...
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That's it. I'm selling all my earthly possessions, buying a one-way ticket back to Japan and will live in a hovel to work as Capt. Japan's understudy. What better job could there be? :cool:
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:26 am

GuyJean wrote:So why don't we orgasm together again?"


That silver tongued son of a gun! I didn't want to, but she talked me right into it!
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The results for 2009

Postby Captain Japan » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:51 am

I attended the awards again this year. The report appeared in the Japan Times here. For a lot of photos check my Web page here. The Best Actress title went to Kirara Asuka. See below (center)...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:33 pm

Miss Congeniality, Emiko Koike

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:55 am

With the hideous clothes they choose for the awards nights, I hope they look better naked!!
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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:37 pm

GomiGirl wrote:With the hideous clothes they choose for the awards nights, I hope they look better naked!!


What clothes? Didn't notice any?
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Postby Dragonette » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:19 pm

GomiGirl wrote:With the hideous clothes they choose for the awards nights, I hope they look better naked!!

But GG, the hair matches the fashions so, so beautifully... maybe naked with shaved heads would work?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:54 am

Sadly, they don't look any different than a typical kyabajo from kabukicho.
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Postby Captain Japan » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:38 am

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Postby Captain Japan » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:04 am

This year's winner was Saori Hara. Short summary here. Will write up full story later. Saori is also a writer.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:36 am

[quote="Captain Japan"]Funny you should mention that...

Hostess club with the mostest AV stars

TOKYO - The job of a typical club hostess is to jovially engage in simple chat, pour cocktails and attend to any unlit cigarettes for her male patron. Yet it will not be long before his topics of conversation drift from simple pleasantries to more intimate inquiries —]

FG should start a fund drive to raise at least 12,000 yen for me (okay, or one of you other maniacs - my J-go sucks) to go to this place and engage one of these gals in a conversation about sex - specifically, the STDs (real or imagined) that plague you. She'll know that you're assuming that, since she's in the biz, she probably haz (as coligny would say) a few herself and can commiserate.

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-either that or litter your conversation with complete non-sequiters: "You think champagne is sexy? I like opera - it's restful."

-or drop little tidbits that suggest your sexual tastes run toward the nonstandard: "You should see my se-fure, I mean my dog; he's really cute!"
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Postby Greji » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:23 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:engage one of these gals in a conversation about sex - specifically, the STDs (real or imagined) that plague you.


Are you suggesting that I should talk with her about STDs that I've had in the past, or ones that I currently have?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:03 pm

Greji wrote:Are you suggesting that I should talk with her about STDs that I've had in the past, or ones that I currently have?
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Just make something up. I'd start with something relatively innocuous: "How do you deal with rectal warts? Sometimes they itch so bad I feel like taking a shoe and booting myself in the ass." Then I'd work my way up: "How do you deal with necrosis? I know I should tell a doctor to cut the stuff off, but I'm embarrassed to tell him I have tertiary syphilis."

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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:50 pm

Here are the official results for 2010 in all six categories as seen through photos (full write-up coming soon):

Saori Hara takes Best Actress at 2010 porn awards

Shelly Fujii claims Best New Actress at 2010 porn awards

Natsumi Horiguchi named Best Mature Actress at 2010 porn awards

Maria Ozawa and Risa Tsukino win media prizes at 2010 porn awards

Yuzuka Kinoshita receives Best Program prize at 2010 porn awards

Paradise TV wins Best Production in HD at 2010 porn awards
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Postby Greji » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:56 pm



Cap'tn did you get any close up of Hara's ass? That baby looks two axehandles wide in these pics....
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