How to Behave at an Onsen and a Sento!

[McTojo]

[nottu]

[Greji]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

As we sat there on the tatami laughing at my size over beer and fried chicken (all paid for by them), I was regretting every moment.

Dude, lovely story, but you oughta be shot for regretting anything....you've got a big dick. What more do you need in life?
Your mate did have a salient point....you should be smiling. But not for any namby pamby cultural purpose. Read the aforementioned paragraph if you need the reason why.

[AssKissinger]

There's a few threads on this kind of thing in the archives. I've had to be really fucking rude in onsens to be left alone but as the years passed I got bothered less and less. Thinking back on it I think I was a bit of a prick but people had to get really annoying before I told them not to talk to me anymore.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I always make Japanese blokes happy in the sento/onsen because they have these preconceived ideas of foreigners having bigger dicks, but I dispel that theory once and for all....

[Samurai_Jerk]

I always make Japanese blokes happy in the sento/onsen because they have these preconceived ideas of foreigners having bigger dicks, but I dispel that theory once and for all....

You and me both, buddy.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Aint nothing to be ashamed of. I'm incredibly happy about how dexterous I am with my tongue, fingers and assorted toys. If I need a dick, it's for bukkake.