FAO Greji

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

She does look a little hot. Maybe I'll change, I've been having trouble with the GF. She keeps chasing all the young dudes at the beach.

I'd hit it.

[FG Lurker]

Pretty sure this photo has been colorized from B&W as I don't think color photos existed when Greji was this age...

[Greji]

Pretty sure this photo has been colorized from B&W as I don't think color photos existed when Greji was this age...

They didn't have photography then! But, I remember the foal. She was right before Buraku's dog.....

[IkemenTommy]

Pretty sure this photo has been colorized from B&W as I don't think color photos existed when Greji was this age...

Photo? They only had cave paintings back then.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Reading this story, I could only think of Greji... watch out for what you use your whopper to shaft.



From here.

[Greji]

Reading this story, I could only think of Greji... watch out for what you use your whopper to shaft.

Well, laugh if you want Hair, but of course you did notice that they refer to him as "the understandably horny man" didn't you?

Birds of a fleather f k together....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Sorry, I was trying to think up a smart-arsed reply, but I read the story again and just can't stop laughing....

Kaweesa said he would die shafting animals because they are so sweet when you shaft a pig, you develop a desire to bonk a goat.

Someone has got to throw a bucket of water over this guy's head real quickly...

[Greji]

Someone has got to throw a bucket of water over this guy's head real quickly...

Just for your basic everyday goat bonking? He sounds normal to me. Hair, you're being a prude again...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Just for your basic everyday goat bonking? He sounds normal to me. Hair, you're being a prude again...

Too true. Sorry about that. I guess I should be more sympathetic to animal drillers.

[Taro Toporific]

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Still legal in Florida: Goat Sex
May 06, 2010 -- St. Petersburg Times
...in the political stew of a legislative session, the very outrageousness of the topic worked against it.
Lawmakers said they didn't want to be accused of wasting time addressing a rare crime when Floridians needed them to help create jobs. They also didn't want to debate the icky subject in public meetings occasionally frequented by children...more...

[This is a pen]

Was Greji arrested?

[FG Lurker]

Was Greji arrested?

Unless the article transposed the numbers in that guy's age I don't think that was Greji...

[BigInJapan]

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If memory serves me, he has a daughter and grandchildren state-side, so it was probably his grandson keeping up the family tradition...

[FG Lurker]

This has been around for awhile but I thought anyone who hadn't seen it (or even those who had) might enjoy the story.

[Mulboyne]

Sakuraoka Cafe in Shibuya keeps goats. They're called "Shibuyagi" and have their own blog.

[omae mona]

Sakuraoka Cafe in Shibuya keeps goats. They're called "Shibuyagi" and have their own blog.

Oh crap. I came running, running to this thread to post about this cafe, thinking I finally found something interesting to post before Mulboyne. Only missed by a week....

Needless to say, when I found the cafe and stopped by, Greji was already there, holding court in the V.I.P. room.

[Taro Toporific]

Sakuraoka Cafe in Shibuya keeps goats

I doubt you folks noticed but the Udagawa Cafe is a LESBIAN business: They only have NANNY goats and no billy goats.

Ok, ok, I confess: I am a Colorado GOAT ROPER*.


---I bet I'm the only FG who owned goats (and ate 'em).

*In case you really, really want to insult a cowboy, don't call him a 'drugstore cowboy , call him a "GOAT ROPER.."

[Greji]

Needless to say, when I found the cafe and stopped by, Greji was already there, holding court in the V.I.P. room.

Hey! I didn't want you telling these perverts about the V.I.P. room. I got some private stock there....

[FG Lurker]

[Marked Trail]

one of my goats. He was just warming up

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Adrien Brody upset by gay goats
TorontoSun.com -- May 25, 2010
Adrien Brody has lost his passion for goat farming after a disturbing gay rape episode... his ex-girlfriend talked him into buying goats as pets when he bought a New York state farm, but he was conned into buying two males when he asked for females.
And Brody quickly realized that one of the goats was gay - and the other was terrified.
He explains, "The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn't know what to do. I had homosexual goats."
The actor admits the goat love got the better of him...

[FG Lurker]

Web porn? But I was only after wild Asian ass
The Sun, May 28, 2010

[floatr][/floatr]A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn.

Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass."

The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.



But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".

Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."

After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries".

It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Ass Asian" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.

(Full Story)

This guy is either Greji's alter-ego or his wife/daughter/granddaughter caught him checking out some wild Asian ass and he needed an immediate cover story. I know which scenario I find more likely, though perhaps that's just cause I know what sort of wild Asian ass I'd be looking for...

[Greji]

This guy is either Greji's alter-ego or his wife/daughter/granddaughter caught him checking out some wild Asian ass and he needed an immediate cover story.

Missed that one a mile Lurk! First of all, he's too young to be my alter-ego and where you might be right that he would need cover, my wife/daughters/granddaughters and gfs are fully aware that I know where to find wild Asian ass at will and as such it doesn't even phase them any more....

[Marked Trail]

[Greji]

famous for transplanting goat testicles

MT, I think it is pure slander that you would place this on a form with my name. The mere insinuation that I might condone such a practice is not acceptable in the least. I will post more on this later, as I have to go back to work at the moment, so I can get these two babies on ice.....

[FG Lurker]

Movie Test

Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.

Now look up your number in the list below...


1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


It is really amazing, isn't it?

[omae mona]

Movie Test

Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

Thanks, FGL. As you said, it predicted my favorite film perfectly. Incidentally, while searching for it on IMDB to see user reviews, I ran across this other film:

Vampiros Sexos
AKA "I Was a Teenage Zabbadoing and the Incredible Lusty Dust-Whip from Outer Space Conquers the Earth Versus the 3 Psychedelic Stooges of Dr. Fun Helsing and Fighting Against Surf-Vampires and Sex-Nazis and Have Troubles with This Endless Titillation Title"

Does anybody know if you can get this in Japan?

[james]

Thanks, FGL. As you said, it predicted my favorite film perfectly. Incidentally, while searching for it on IMDB to see user reviews, I ran across this other film:


Does anybody know if you can get this in Japan?

not sure, but i used to have a vintage copy of "intercourse with the vampire" on beta somewhere.

[james]

hey greji, hope your offspring have seen this:

[Greji]

hey greji, hope your offspring have seen this:

Unfortunately. They keep getting me those horny ones.....

[FG Lurker]

Virginia cops liberate bound goat from car trunk
The Register, June 17, 2010

[floatr][/floatr]Bedford Sheriff's Deputy Allison Key was alerted to a possible goat in distress scenario when Fiona Ann Enderdy, 32, of Washington, DC, pulled up at a DUI checkpoint on US 460 at the Bedford County/Campbell County line.

Key heard noises from the trunk and enquired just what Enderdy was carrying. The driver freely admitted "she had a goat", which proved correct when Key popped the trunk to find the bound animal "panting heavily".

[...]

Enderdy explained she'd bought the animal to give to the four Kenyan passengers in her car. She defended her goat transportation technique on the grounds that she is British and "transporting goats in this manner is acceptable there".

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Hmm, 32... She must be Greji's great granddaughter or perhaps great granddaughter-in-law. She nicely managed to keep Greji's name out of the news with the "four Kenyan" excuse. I guess that's the Virginian version of "foreigner in Roppongi" eh?

What I'm wondering is how Greji managed to escape from the trunk without the cops seeing him. With the goat panting like that he must have been there!