Beckham,Priests and Sperm Banks.

[japslapper]

I understand there are some serious money makers here in Japan:

1) Star look a likes. I read a Brit who looked like Beckham got paid 30man to go on holiday for 3 days with some pig faced J-business woman.
I am not like Beckham but my students say I look like Micheal-J Fox.

This escort look a like Employment? Where can it be done? Anyone know? Josh you know?

2) Priests. I also heard you can officiate at a J weddings. Look gaijin is the only neccessity . It pays well.

Jesus! Anyone out there know where you can get this kinda work?

3) Sperm banks. We all wank. Can we get paid for it here? Back in the UK if your up to scratch you can get 30GBP per go(thats about 50bucks for you yanks out there) You can donate up to 3 times a week for a year.

Despite the falling fertility is there a market for our stuff here? Or shall we all get together and sell it online .....http://www.gaijincum4u.co.jp?

Any ideas?

[japslapper]

Ted cheers dude! Brit eh? ....if your American....I can only say that despite fighting the same wars there is one difference between our nations. Cars in the US are so frigin big - just so as to be able to hold the great big arses of some of your lady folk. Before I went to see my cousins in California I thought great ...anywhere is better than Britain.....No. In the fat Arse stakes American girls are the worst, next come Germans. Brits get the bronze.

Ted I know why your ere eh? Least with a Jap girl you can get a good night sleep and fuck on a single futon!

So the priest Job - how did you do it? where can you find out about it.....can just imagine handing the bride my meishi.....with details of post nuptial FG services!

[Caustic Saint]

Want to be a minister? Get ordained online!

Universal Life Church and Universal Ministries both offer online ordination.

As for sperm banks - be careful. There are cases in court and precedents being set where anonymous donors are being tracked down (depsite promises of confidentiality) by the resulting offspring - and in some cases being sued for child support! Don't do it! Wank for free - and peace of mind.

Better yet, if you're commited to the playboy lifestyle and don't see kids in your future, get yourself fixed. No fuss, no muss - no squalling kids.

[Big Booger]

do they take your identification when you wank? If you found 2-3 sperm banks in your area, you could be quite rich at this.. I heard eating broccoli makes your sperm more potent. Is that true?

http://www.reallifesolutions.co.uk/FORHIMnutimprove.htm

I wonder how many millions of dollars of sperm get wasted annually?
LMAO.

[japslapper]

I have just asked my house wife(before sex - shes now sleeping while I fuck about here) apparently in Japan there are sperm banks. Most medical schools have them. Medical students donate. Eugenics?

What about gaijins? Guys look out for somewhere - if you find it post here. If not - lets make a company - serious


http://www.FGsperm4U.co.jp

ladies could have a choice of FG nationality though of course if she was a really moody cow instead of giving her the sample of the Brad Pitt look a like we could fuck her off with a sample from the Bob Marley look a like!

Fuck that lets just do http://www.rentagaijinforanight.co.jp false names and all ofcourse!

If a girl thinks that by fucking her we should go and look at Channel together - this has to be the revenge!