Japanese Tennis Fans Officially Sh*t Their Pants

[Kanchou]

http://dailynews.yahoo.co.jp/photograph/pickup/?1274830526

Kimiko Date Grumm beats recent World Number One Dinara Safina in third-set upset. Keep in mind she's 39 and was retired for 12 years!

[Greji]

Keep in mind she's 39 and was retired for 12 years!

And stroking an fg.....

[Kanchou]

I find it hilarious that the Japanese reporters are only heard asking questions about the Japanese players during the English sections of the press conferences...

In fact I have never heard a Japanese reporter ask a question that didn't have to do with a Japanese player or company (one time someone asked Kei Nishikori in English why he didn't use a YONEX racquet, since it's a Japanese brand).

[Marked Trail]

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GETTYIMAGES/Daylife.com June 3, 2010
Japan's Kimiko Date Krumm checks her sh*t prior to her women's second round match against Australia's Jarmila Groth in the French Open tennis championship at the Roland Garros stadium...

[Kanchou]

There's something sexy about an athletic lady in an ace bandage...

[(1VB)freels]

There's something sexy about an athletic lady in an ace bandage...

Great!!!:rolleyes: Here comes all the fucking pictures with chicks with bandages on them!!!!!!:confused:

[Behan]

Great!!!:rolleyes: Here comes all the fucking pictures with chicks with bandages on them!!!!!!:confused:

[American Oyaji]

And stroking an fg.....

I think he's stroking her Greji. Unless she wears the pants in the relationship.

[Kanchou]

That lady doesn't look bad for her age, except for the 90 year-old hands and the cellulite.

[IkemenTommy]

That lady doesn't look bad for her age, except for the 90 year-old hands and the cellulite.

Won't stop the Grejimeister:cool:

[Greji]

Won't stop the Grejimeister:cool:

Just an extra dab of KY solves all those pesky lizard skin problems...

[Bucky]

Kimiko Date Krumm keeps on keepin' on

Kimiko Date Krumm took Maria Sharapova to the old school of tennis Monday, scoring one of the biggest wins in the history of the Japanese game with a three-set victory over the former world No. 1 in the first round of the Pan Pacific Open.

Date Krumm, the wild card and the oldest player in the draw who turns 40 on Tuesday, beat defending champion Sharapova 7-5, 3-6, 6-3 in a match that lasted 2 hours, 9 minutes on the center court at Ariake Tennis Forest Park.

"I think I'll remember the last day of my 30s for a long time," said Date Krumm, who faces Daniela Hantuchova in the next round. "Hopefully, I can enjoy the first day of my 40s just as much tomorrow."

The tournament's 1999 winner drew singular praise from her Russian counterpart.

"I think it's incredible," said Sharapova, the No. 12 seed. "It shows she stayed in such great shape even when she was away from the game. It takes quite a while to come back and be at a fit level."

Date Krumm, who played her first match on home soil this year, only returned two days ago from Seoul, where she lost in the quarterfinals of the Korea Open.

"I came back from Korea, and had a hard time getting rid of the fatigue," she said. "I felt better when I woke up this morning, but I wasn't completely sure how I would be until I actually stepped onto the court.

"She's the defending champion and a former world No. 1 and needless to say, she's very talented. I don't stand a chance against her if I don't play at my best, so I just focused on getting myself as ready as possible."

Sharapova had never lost in the opening round at five previous Pan Pacific Opens, and was trying to become the first player to defend the title since Lindsay Davenport in 2003-2004.

But Sharapova, who is 17 years Date Krumm's junior, self-destructed with 11 double faults and was up 3-2 in the third set before the Japanese veteran broke her serve from 40-0 to key the comeback.

[Coligny]

Just an extra dab of KY solves all those pesky lizard skin problems...

This is for oppulent kapitalist pigs...

Baby oil works great too and can be bought a dime a gallon...

And wash much more easily which is a plus when yer office don't have showers.



(Water based lubricant are needed only when you include latex based accessories in yer mating rituals... FFS if you are that confuse wif persunnal lubrication leave to yer mecanics the schedule of yer car various oils replacement)

[IparryU]

This is for oppulent kapitalist pigs...

Baby oil works great too and can be bought a dime a gallon...

And wash much more easily which is a plus when yer office don't have showers.



(Water based lubricant are needed only when you include latex based accessories in yer mating rituals... FFS if you are that confuse wif persunnal lubrication leave to yer mecanics the schedule of yer car various oils replacement)

ya but baby oil gets all these dirt clods build up when friction occurs... not good when you are taking the other router...

but yes, very good when you dont have a shower cause paper towels work fine.

[Greji]

[quote="IparryU"]ya but baby oil gets all these dirt clods build up when friction occurs... not good when you are taking the other router...

but yes, very good when you dont have a shower cause paper towels work fine. ]

Well, in emergencies one might consider just spitting on it and shoving it home. Dropping a big goober on the head can easily solve problems when "push comes to shove."
(learned that in Wikipedia)

[IkemenTommy]

Well, in emergencies one might consider just spitting on it and shoving it home. Dropping a big goober on the head can easily solve problems when "push comes to shove."
(learned that in Wikipedia)

I think Bucky provided just the right solution to the problem.

[IparryU]

I think Bucky provided just the right solution to the problem.

gooooooood idea... now she can get the nice taste of mayo during the cleanoff session.

this thread has gone far away from tennis...

[gkanai]

Schiavone halts Date Krumm's Tokyo run (at the Pan Pacific games)