Beckham is hung like a Niponjin!

by **japslapper** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:17 am

Serious!

The man is small. And whats more is that J-birds love him. Why? :?:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_649948.html

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

....ah thats better I knew I had something over Becks. Must get a T-shirt printed with Kanji and wear around or at least put a reference to being better than Beckham on my Meishi! :idea:

by **Greener** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:42 am

Your knowledge of David Beckham's member is quite scandelous. How well do you know him? :wink4:

by **devicenull** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:24 am

they were off... :lol:

they guessed too big

by **jingai** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:17 pm

A funny idea, but the criterea used are completely imprecise. Size of nose? From where to where? Even if there were a correlation between body part sizes, this site wouldn't tell you squat. Garbage in, garbage out.

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/
WRONG!

by **Crispy** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:50 pm

It's weird, only when I was in Japan did I get told about some features that Japanese think of when they think of westerners, like the nose thing. My host mom also said that due to our sunken eye sockets, we couldn't see the sky if we looked directly forward. And I thought our appraisal of Asian facial features was weird...

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:27 pm

I dont know about you guys but I tried that site and its pretty accurate.

But even so it says nothing about girth size. Although I have a comfortable lenght, I am as thick as a tree trunk.

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:32 pm

by **cstaylor** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:38 pm

GomiGirl wrote::zzz:

But you still read the thread, didn't you?

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:38 pm

GomiGirl wrote::zzz:

Just because you have nothing to measure?

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:43 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
GomiGirl wrote::zzz:

Just because you have nothing to measure?

The only people who are usually interested in the size of your wing wang are your mates.... pulease....

Thick as a tree trunk!!! :roll:

by **devicenull** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:44 pm

GomiGirl wrote::zzz:

not even curious as to a theoretical wang size?

by **cstaylor** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:57 pm

What would the circulatory requirements be for "tree trunk" girth? Somehow I don't think the heart could move blood fast enough...

by **NeoNecroNomiCron** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 5:01 pm

cstaylor wrote:What would the circulatory requirements be for "tree trunk" girth? Somehow I don't think the heart could move blood fast enough...

A tree itself grows form a seed(starts off small) and there are many varities of trees. The picture in my head of a tree trunk may be different from yours.

by **American Oyaji** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:03 pm

Ahh.

He's a sapling.

:rofl:

by **Caustic Saint** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:11 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Ahh.

He's a sapling.

Or a bonsai?

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