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'Teacher wants sex with students to say sorry for Japanese invasion'

Postby Christoff » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:28 pm

ImageA history teacher has apparently offered to have sex with Chinese students at her college in Japan to apologise for her country's invasion of China in 1937, it is reported.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-teacher-wants-sex-with-students-to-say-sorry-for-japanese-invasion
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:33 pm

This report was proven incorrect. She herself denied it. She didn't even graduated any university.
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Postby Midwinter » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:35 pm

I'm willing to sleep with her if she wants to make amends for the 2,815 Australians that died making the Burma Railway. Not sure what the exchange rate is, but at the very least she owes me a handjob :D
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Postby (1VB)freels » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:38 pm

What about us Americans???? Can we take the class and get some kinda compensation for Pearl???? Maybe we can get a rim job outta it!!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:45 pm

Christoff wrote:ImageA history teacher has apparently offered to have sex with Chinese students at her college in Japan to apologise for her country's invasion of China in 1937, it is reported.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-teacher-wants-sex-with-students-to-say-sorry-for-japanese-invasion



As said in the fark thread that highlighted this trainwreck of a news, it's a fracking random pornstar who happen to hold somekind of diploma more or less linked to history.

Metro.uk makes weekly world news look like a peer reviewed publication as serious as Nature.
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Postby Midwinter » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:52 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:What about us Americans???? Can we take the class and get some kinda compensation for Pearl???? Maybe we can get a rim job outta it!!


Line forms behind me, you've got seconds.

Coligny wrote:As said in the fark thread that highlighted this trainwreck of a news, it's a fracking random pornstar who happen to hold somekind of diploma more or less linked to history.

Metro.uk makes weekly world news look like a peer reviewed publication as serious as Nature.



Shhhh, leave facts out of this. You're just upset because the Japanese didn't have a chance to kill any French, and now you're missing out. :P
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Postby (1VB)freels » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:07 pm

Midwinter wrote:Line forms behind me, you've got seconds.
As long as I don't have to kiss her then I don't mind!!!:puke:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:13 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:What about us Americans???? Can we take the class and get some kinda compensation for Pearl???? Maybe we can get a rim job outta it!!

An eye for an eye, pearl for a pearl? :bukkake:
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Postby BigInJapan » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:20 pm

Here's a much larger version of that photo for those that need a closer look
(Too big to host on FG BTW)
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Postby xenomorph42 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:27 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:An eye for an eye, pearl for a pearl? :bukkake:


I'd rather do it the old fashioned "Let's draw straws!'' May the best Jerk-off win!!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:39 pm

Midwinter wrote:Line forms behind me, you've got seconds.


Shhhh, leave facts out of this. You're just upset because the Japanese didn't have a chance to kill any French, and now you're missing out. :P



Dood, as i said in somanother thread, there was japanese aircraftcarrier-submarine thingamabob based in Lorient France occupied zone during world war 2... It s one of those "don t ask, don t tell" things that history buks tend to omit...

And btw, as i also said quite often... For me it's Yua Aida or nuthing...
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Postby Christoff » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:59 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:What about us Americans???? Can we take the class and get some kinda compensation for Pearl???? Maybe we can get a rim job outta it!!



Hawaii wasnt a state at the moment, it was an occupied territory
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:29 am

Christoff wrote:Hawaii wasnt a state at the moment, it was an occupied territory



[SIZE="7"]Semantics [/SIZE]
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:16 am

(1VB)freels wrote:[SIZE="7"]Semantics [/SIZE]


Awwww one of them subtle guys...

Just for your enlightement:

Landing VS controlled collision with the runway would be semantic.

Here... Not so much...
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Postby bidayuhboy » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:20 am

I'd bring my love missile in for some touch and go on her landing strip.
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:25 am

Coligny wrote:Awwww one of them subtle guys...

Just for your enlightement:

Landing VS controlled collision with the runway would be semantic.

Here... Not so much...
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To be completely anal though, a landing does not necessarily require being in control... you can get lucky :p
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:18 am

Coligny wrote:Just for your enlightement:

Landing VS controlled collision with the runway would be semantic.

Here... Not so much...


FYI. I currently live on an aircraft carrier. I see controled crashes every day!;)
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Postby bolt_krank » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:44 am

She doesn't look like she needs to make up a reason for a shag....
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:48 am

Midwinter wrote:Line forms behind me, you've got seconds.


3 holes - no waiting.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:57 am

Midwinter wrote:You're just upset because the Japanese didn't have a chance to kill any French, and now you're missing out. :P


Hey, they bagged a couple of plantation owners in Indochina. You shouldn't be in such a hurry. It may cut Coligny out of a head shot....
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:28 pm

Tsuru wrote::lol:

To be completely anal though, a landing does not necessarily require being in control... you can get lucky :p


Do you per any chances know my sister ? because it describe quite well her flying style... (as long as she got luck, she don't need skills...)
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Postby Christoff » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:48 pm

Coligny wrote:Do you per any chances know my sister ? because it describe quite well her flying style... (as long as she got luck, she don't need skills...)


Does she work for goldman saches or bp?
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:03 pm

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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:20 pm

what is your next smoking gun Takechan ? Batboy never really married the woman with chicken legs ? Or worse, the alien from Roswell was never cought for overstaying his visa and is still dealing outerspace weapon grade unobtainium in the backstreets of roppongi ?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:23 pm

Christoff wrote:Does she work for goldman saches or bp?



She's French too... Don't have sitrep these days, but my guess would be as usual, Belgium/Brussel for some more or less obscure Nato related hobby...
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Postby Christoff » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:22 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Again, sorry for disappointing to you dudes.
This report was already confirmed a fabrication by Taiwan's NOWnews.
She herself denied it.



Then explain the photo of the clitoris on her website.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:34 pm

Christoff wrote:Then explain the photo of the clitoris on her website.



Looks more like nippy skin than clit skin...
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Postby (1VB)freels » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:29 pm

Looks more like an old ladies finger...
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:22 pm

(1VB)freels wrote:Looks more like an old ladies finger...


Needs a taste test to verify it.....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:24 am

Definitely a clit...I've been staring at them all night (while imagining I am boning SJ's mother-in-law).
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