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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:06 am

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A 37 year old man was arrested in May for apparently peeing in a girl's bicycle helmet. A search of his home by Tochigi police revealed a collection of 78 girls bicycle seats, 10 helmets and several items of clothing including underwear. Fukuda has been rearrested on the specific charge of stealing one of the saddles back in March. The suspect is reported to have said that he enjoyed looking at them. He also mentioned that he finds it difficult to relate to women his own age.

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Postby xenomorph42 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:57 am

To say that the guy is a bit mentally unhinged would be a gross understatement! What produces these sicko maniacs!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:30 am

xenomorph42 wrote:What produces these sicko maniacs!


Japan does.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:33 am

xenomorph42 wrote:To say that the guy is a bit mentally unhinged would be a gross understatement! What produces these sicko maniacs!


What you've never pee'd in a bicycle helmet!!! I give the guy credit. In a land of oppressive comformity, it is nice to see someone with an original fetish. just watch the copycats to start coming out of the woodwork.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:53 am

Mulboyne wrote:He also mentioned that he finds it difficult to relate to women his own age.
...because women his own age find it difficult to relate to him urinating in girls' bicycle helmets.

Now that's a chicken and egg problem there for you.
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:02 am

Kinda like sniffing recently vacated bus seats isn't it? :shock:
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:30 am

GomiGirl wrote:Kinda like sniffing recently vacated bus seats isn't it? :shock:

It was through that great Australian Troy Buswell that the world became more familiar with the word snurge.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:34 am

On a dare/bet I licked the unoccipied bicycle seat of some strange Euro person of indeterminable gender who wore burn victim lipstick on summer night many years ago. As a side note: met my first Japanese gf later that night. Not sure how this all works cosmically.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:43 am

dimwit wrote:What you've never pee'd in a bicycle helmet!!! I give the guy credit. In a land of oppressive comformity, it is nice to see someone with an original fetish. just watch the copycats to start coming out of the woodwork.


Ok, I have to admit, been down the aisle of kink quite a number of times, but peeing in a helmet is just disgusting. If you're going to pee in any helmet, how about peeing in a J-police helmet. I mean, if you going to pee, you should at least pee to make it count, do something for the community. Talk about breaking the rules of conformity! :cool:
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:04 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It was through that great Australian Troy Buswell that the world became more familiar with the word snurge.


It is always the conservative politicos that have the weirdest/saddest fetishes isn't it?
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:07 pm

Iraira wrote:On a dare/bet


hmmm sure it was... :liar:

Admit it - you are a member of a conservative political party aren't you?? :razz:
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:07 pm

GomiGirl wrote:hmmm sure it was... :liar:

Admit it - you are a member of a conservative political party aren't you?? :razz:


I'm still trying to pick the best one from the following list]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_parties[/url]

So far this one seems the most connected with my beliefs (aside from the firearms thing)
The Guns and Dope Party is a United States political party envisioned by cult author Robert Anton Wilson. While the party has proposals that can be considered generally libertarian and anarchist in its principles, it presents these positions in a facetious manner, and advocates extremely absurd things, for example replacing one third of Congress with ostriches.
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:22 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It was through that great Australian Troy Buswell that the world became more familiar with the word snurge.

I went to school with this great galloping fuckwit. Was a bit of a cock then but has matured fully now.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:13 pm

Iraira wrote:I'm still trying to pick the best one from the following list]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frivolous_parties[/url]

So far this one seems the most connected with my beliefs (aside from the firearms thing)


I vote for Independence. :cool:
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