gNatsu no Tanoshimih or Ten Ways to Enjoy a Hot Summer in Japan.

by **Coligny** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:28 pm

11 Apply silicon grease spray on every outside rubber part of your car. UV in the summer are deadly... If you don't use it, cover it with white or silver cover. Or at least put sunscreen behind the winshield.

(you guys have tips aboot where to buy that white peal-able silicone they put on planes going to the graveyard shift ?)

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:19 pm

Coligny wrote:11 Apply silicon grease spray on (your testicles).

13th. Way to enjoy Japanese summer--Leave Japan.

by **dimwit** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:29 pm

14 Going commando at the Bon Odori. Or hold on a tic, maybe that was one of the top ten ways to get arrested in in the summer. But, if you can't get arrested for it you really aren't having fun.

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:40 pm

I'm a bit crazy I guess but I've grown to love summer in Japan. I think I'm solar powered actually, I'm always the most genki during the hot summer months.

by **Iraira** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:33 am

by **wuchan** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:05 am

16: Skip work for a water gun fight on the yamanote line and discover that Japanese holding cells are nicer than most Tokyo apartments.

by **Coligny** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:38 am

wuchan wrote:16: Skip work for a water gun fight on the yamanote line and discover that Japanese holding cells are nicer than most Tokyo apartments.

Once I caught up a TV show me bitch wuz watching... and what I saw wuz amazing, woodworking shop class, japanese lecture, clean room... I asked her what it was, why it was 100 times nicer than our appartement and how can you register...

It was a TV show on jail for fureigners...

Meanwhile i'm still living in a place were cockroaches are wearing slippers before going into the kitchen...

+1 for the sweat drop... I had a bad reaction to the weather today, by foot on the way despite the sun everything fine... then in an air cooled stationery shop (Seibunkan) started to sweat like a pig, world started to spin I thought I was going to pass out in the document shredder aisle... felt like sh1t all day long after that...

[SIZE="1"]Last PS: Serious... don't put any silicone grease on any part of your body. I don't know to which extend it's toxic, but a product that prevent any paint from adhering and who have no known chemical able to really wipe it clean can't be good for the body. (although it wear away by itself in few weeks, making it also an awfull lubricant)[/SIZE]

by **Bucky** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:54 am

Seattle weather today:
Low 49
High 61
Cloudy with occasional rain.

Recommended clothing: Fleece and rain gear.

We ain't go no summer yet.

Enjoy that beer drinkin' weather in Japan. We just put away the Kotatsu last week! Honest.

by **Christoff** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:35 am

This guy has a pretty good blog post in gaijin jail: http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/

by **Coligny** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:47 pm

Christoff wrote:This guy has a pretty good blog post in gaijin jail: http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/

There goes my afternoon... fascinating read...

by **Christoff** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:26 pm

only ten pages, not like you were doing anything at work anyway...

by **Coligny** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:14 pm

Christoff wrote:only ten pages, not like you were doing anything at work anyway...

I'z at home, haz you ever seen a french working ?

And i'm a slow reader...

And it was really a fascinating reading... Totally matching my impression on the way cops are working here, which was still a partial mystery since the ones i know are friends who happen to be cops, and seems the same way me bitch is ob/gyn like her dad, they are officers like their father and grand fathers were... Which brings up quite interesting war stories... Including some "omgwtf, that planet is ridiculously small afterall" when you discover that some dudes father in Toyokawa was with his aircraft-carrier-submarine, based in the same harbour were my grandpa was ---working--- for the train dispatch in Lorient... France... (occupied, therefore much more Germany's beachtowel for the north atlantic than anything else)

by **Christoff** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:04 am

Coligny wrote:I'z at home, haz you ever seen a french working ?

True that, unless it is working at football...

by **Mock Cockpit** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:43 am

Christoff wrote:This guy has a pretty good blog post in gaijin jail: http://www.stippy.com/japan-life/gaijin-in-a-japanese-prison-1/

Reason number 3.476 why you should never, ever talk to the cops.

by **Coligny** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:31 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:Reason number 3.476 why you should never, ever talk to japanese taxi drivers....

Fixed for you...

Unless we didn't read the same article...

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:57 am

Taro Toporific wrote:13th. Way to enjoy Japanese summer--Leave Japan.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Taro Toporific again.

by **Mock Cockpit** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:25 pm

Coligny wrote:Fixed for you...

Unless we didn't read the same article...

Never, ever talk to the cops. Any questions?

by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:40 am

holy fucksticks... have i just been away too long or is osaka exceptionally disgusting with the humid right now???

by **Greji** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:54 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:holy fucksticks... have i just been away too long or is osaka exceptionally disgusting with the humid right now???

You going to RON in Tokyo, or leaving straight from Kanku?
:cool:

by **FG Lurker** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:45 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:holy fucksticks... have i just been away too long or is osaka exceptionally disgusting with the humid right now???

We're a couple of weeks into the 5th of Japan's 4 seasons. Lots of rain and high humidity. I'm just thankful to finally be done with winter!!

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:06 am

dimwit wrote:14 Going commando at the Bon Odori...

[YT]ek_HVz3l6uk[/YT]

:shock:

Via ikedamohando.co.jp

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:28 am

wuchan wrote:16: Skip work for a water gun fight on the yamanote line and discover that Japanese holding cells are nicer than most Tokyo apartments.

17. Skip work to pee in a schoolgirl's bicycle helmet and discover that Japanese holding cells are nicer than most Tokyo apartments.

by **Coligny** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:38 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[YT]ek_HVz3l6uk[/YT]

Via ikedamohando.co.jp

what the hell is it aboot ?

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:24 pm

Coligny wrote:what the hell is it aboot ?

Jock itch, crotch rot ... I'm sure there's a proper name for it, but I'm scratching too hard to be able to type into the Google box.

by **Greji** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:32 am

Yokohammer wrote:Jock itch, crotch rot ... I'm sure there's a proper name for it, but I'm scratching too hard to be able to type into the Google box.

Put on that old blue ointment to the crab's disappointment, that's the only way!

Tho it burns and itches, it'll kill them sonsabitches, all the live long day....

(Chorus)
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:55 pm

Greji wrote:Put on that old blue ointment to the crab's disappointment, that's the only way!

Tho it burns and itches, it'll kill them sonsabitches, all the live long day....

(Chorus)

Aint going commando a natural fix for that ?

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