Maybe the Japanese are on to something...

[Mike Oxlong]

[AssKissinger]

Idiotic people who aren't in a situation to do it correctly insist on breeding like fucking rabbits by the fucking billions. Of course they're not happy. They need to be sterilized for God's sake.

[Coligny]

Define happiness...

IQ is already one of the biggest statistical scam around these days. This is taking a close second...

Shopping is a short term choice with short-to-no consequences (1).
Parenting is a short term choice with long term consequence. It became a duty. Therefore it can't be considered as much as 'happiness' by human mind since there is no opt-out.

It's the same difference between job and hobby...
Even for the same activity, one done as a job will make you less happy than the one done when and if you want.
Racing the week end on track days -> fun.
Becoming Michael Schumacher -> hell no... beside the guy is a total douche...


(1) Aside from buying an Audi, long lasting troma that make you wake up screaming in the middle of the night even 5 years after watching it being recycled it into tuna cans 'Christine' style.

[Kanchou]

What? I'd give my right nut to be Michael Schumacher. Millions of dollars, all the Ferraris you can drive, and you don't have to actually do anything since you're retired except race motorcycles for fun.

[Mike Oxlong]

The falling birthrate here could be the realization that besides work not making dad happy, parenting didn't make either mom or dad especially happy...

[Coligny]

What? I'd give my right nut to be Michael Schumacher. Millions of dollars, all the Ferraris you can drive, and you don't have to actually do anything since you're retired except race motorcycles for fun.

vvvvvvvvwwwwwwooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

[Kanchou]

Wait, is that a little girl? I thought it was a really ugly little baby boy until I noticed the skirt and the shoes...

Her mother isn't exactly a looker, either... isn't there a Japanese word for skanky-looking young GYARU mothers?

[Yokohammer]

Her mother isn't exactly a looker, either... isn't there a Japanese word for skanky-looking young GYARU mothers?

You're probably thinking of "yan-mama."

[Coligny]

Wait, is that a little girl? I thought it was a really ugly little baby boy until I noticed the skirt and the shoes...

Her mother isn't exactly a looker, either... isn't there a Japanese word for skanky-looking young GYARU mothers?

Fr@ck... I'd fuck that on the spot and adopt the baby as mine... standards on this forum are starting to get out of mah reach...