FG Lurker wrote:What I'm wondering is how Greji managed to escape from the trunk without the cops seeing him.
I had just stepped over to one of the neighboring vending machines for a moment....
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FAO Greji
by Greji » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:43 am
I had just stepped over to one of the neighboring vending machines for a moment....
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by FG Lurker » Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:37 am
I googled that and one of the results was this rather funny page.Greji wrote:I had just stepped over to one of the neighboring vending machines for a moment....
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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by Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:26 am
Greji's school report....
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by American Oyaji » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:57 pm
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Greji's school report....
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
Golden Goat Goal!!! FTW!!!!
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pig tailed cutie
by BillFalconer » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:39 pm
Greji who is the pig tailed cutie in your avatar?
I always thought the pigtails were for our benefit but it is a new one on me to see a chick using them as a handle on herself.
I always thought the pigtails were for our benefit but it is a new one on me to see a chick using them as a handle on herself.
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by Mike Oxlong » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:48 pm
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by IparryU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:05 pm
Mike Oxlong wrote:~snip~
I am part of the Shinjuku 2 chome Goat petting zoo club now... and I don' 'preciate your kind 'round 'ere with cameras...
This is me sacred place!
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by Mike Oxlong » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:38 am
I remember Greji saying he'd spent time in Goose Bay, so he knows as well as anyone that sometimes you get the bar, sometimes, well, he gets you...
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by Taro Toporific » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:54 pm
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by Greji » Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:41 am
Taro Toporific wrote:
Wonderful pic Taro. The true love of nature depicted. Such manifest innocence!
True art at its finest, not to mention that I'd breechload both of them in a flash...
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by Greji » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:04 pm
hundefar wrote:
I was gonna get pissed off at ya over the monkey flick, but changed my mind now that ya showed a little class......
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by IkemenTommy » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:50 pm
One of Greji's goats makes a cameo appearance at around 1:20.
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by waruta » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:28 am
http://www.thisblogrules.com/2010/05/10-reasons-why-goats-are-most-awesome-animals.html
This one's for you Greji....
This one's for you Greji....
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by IparryU » Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:52 pm
waruta wrote:http://www.thisblogrules.com/2010/05/10-reasons-why-goats-are-most-awesome-animals.html
This one's for you Greji....
Fuggin awsome!
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by FG Lurker » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:02 pm
Greji in his elementary school days...?
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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by FG Lurker » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:05 pm
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"Everybody mounts everybody. The girls mount the girls, the boys mount the boys, the boys mount the girls, the girls mount the boys..."
A larger version is available on the Colbert Nation site.
"Everybody mounts everybody. The girls mount the girls, the boys mount the boys, the boys mount the girls, the girls mount the boys..."
A larger version is available on the Colbert Nation site.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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by Bucky » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:27 am
Greji, came across this:
A Ferndale man pleaded guilty Monday, Oct. 25, to first-degree animal cruelty for sexually abusing a goat at a property near Enterprise Road at Willeys Lake Road in May.
Whatcom County Superior Court Judge Charles Snyder sentenced Gary A. Veldhuizen, 27, to one month in the custody of the Whatcom County Jail.
Veldhuizen has no prior felony convictions and was facing a standard sentencing range of one to three months in jail, according to state guidelines.
A family member caught Veldhuizen having sex with the animal on May 6 and contacted Whatcom County Sheriff's deputies, who arrested Veldhuizen.
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by Mike Oxlong » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:01 am
And a related story...
[SIZE="4"]Man Killed Over Sex With Donkey[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]Man Killed Over Sex With Donkey[/SIZE]
A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers.
Cops say Jose Gomes Pinto, 55, slashed the man's throat with a razor after discovering he had violated his favourite ass, a donkey named Russo.
Jaime Pires, 68, was found dead in a pool of blood wearing women's underwear in the village of Proenca-a-Velha, Portugal.
Pires was known locally as Jaime Sheep because he regularly had sex with farm animals.
Local newspapers said Pires had started sleeping with animals 12 years ago before moving away.
He recently returned to his home village and soon after locals accused him of having sex with chickens.
Mayor Francisco Silva said the killing was "sad and regrettable".
He added: "I don't think there is anything behind it other than the animals."...
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by Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:11 pm
Mike Oxlong wrote:And a related story...
[SIZE="4"]Man Killed Over Sex With Donkey[/SIZE]
What an ass...I guess this really is a case of an asshole being killed over an ass hole.
Edit: Sorry Ganma...Looks like we're great minds and it seems like I've copied you.
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by Greji » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:46 pm
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What an ass...I guess this really is a case of an asshole being killed over an ass hole.
Edit: Sorry Ganma...Looks like we're great minds and it seems like I've copied you.
Well, it was an obvious cause for redress.
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A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers....."
This is really gross one should never poke a jackass as in lingerie and slippers. Now if it were lingerie and High Heeled Coach boots, it might have been acceptable. But in zoris? No way....
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the sadder side of going goat
by Mike Oxlong » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:56 pm
charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound or movement, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal.If a pin drops they drop too. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal.
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by Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:26 pm
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Greji's hypnotic seduction technique? Wouldn't be out of hand for him to go looking for a bit of pussy every now and again...
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by Greji » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:34 am
Typhoon wrote:
Kinda like two deer that die with their racks stuck together during rutting season....shit, getting a stiffy again.....
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