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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:38 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:I love it when one starts to brag about his Asian conquest on an internet forum.


Me too.. Especially if they make a damn LIST! :rolleyes:

It kind of makes me sick. Mainly because it makes me think about how ugly the majority of the girls on those lists probably are. I have never met a guy who both scores hot chicks AND brags about it, in real life. Those who brag, are always the guys who'll take anything, and therefore have an "amazing record"..

After reading in different gaijin-forums(including this), this is my conclusion: Charisma Man is still alive..
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:02 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:are always the guys who'll take anything, and therefore have an "amazing record"...


Take anything? Well, nobody's perfect......
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:13 pm

Greji wrote:Well, nobody's perfect.


Damn right ;)

My point is:
There is no point in bragging, if you have nothing to brag about. And doing it over the internet, where nobody can see you, is just retarded...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:04 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:It kind of makes me sick. Mainly because it makes me think about how ugly the majority of the girls on those lists probably are.

That's exactly what I thought too. I am not calling out Ipaiyaru in particular, but most people with YBF are blinded with the infatuation of Y.B. that they indiscreetly start seeing every Asian as smoking hot, regardless if they are ass ugly. This is when you lose your sense of rationale and enter the dangerous, deep YBF territory of fuglidom but most of those guys (and gals) probably have limited game to begin with.

Maybe it's only me but those in my "list" stays with me. I do not share or publicly humiliate them or myself by spotlighting them on a public discussion board. Some of the FGs that know me offline had chances meeting my past gal pals and drank with them on certain occasions but that is as far as they go.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:22 am

Still no Pics!!!!
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:27 am

@IkemenTommy

Exactly! This is also were Charisma Man enters the picture. Sure, gaijin will be popular in Japan, especially in societies filled with girls who specifically looks for gaijin.

"Any gaijin can get a girl in Japan." This is probably true, but that doesn't mean that the girl is going to be pretty. Personally, I have never seen a really dorky gaijin with a real beauty.

However, I know several guys who have very good game in their home country, who could score very nice girls if they just made an effort, but end up with an average looking J-girl.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:33 am

(1VB)freels wrote:Still no Pics!!!!

Search -> Google (nude Japanese girls) -> Images

lock the door and enjoy :bukkake:

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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:23 am

Can't do it on the ship.... And this is about Taiwanese/Chinese chicks....
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Postby Jack » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:59 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote: I have never met a guy who both scores hot chicks AND brags about it, in real life. "..
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I have :-)

But then again, you "have never met" me.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:18 am

Jack wrote:I have :-)

But then again, you "have never met" me.


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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:22 am

Oh, I forgot to mention that a lot of these "braggers" manage to convince themselves that the dogs they are fucking, actually are "hot chicks". Simple psychology, really. Instead of realizing that you have lowered your standards to get laid, you start to focus on the fact that you have gotten laid.

The woman with a douchebag boyfriend will convince herself that she has chosen a real winner. The gaijin who bangs ugly chicks will convince himself that he can add another "beauty" to his list.

And the list goes on :cool:
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Postby Christoff » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:24 am

agreed!
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Postby IparryU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:18 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention that a lot of these "braggers" manage to convince themselves that the dogs they are fucking, actually are "hot chicks". Simple psychology, really. Instead of realizing that you have lowered your standards to get laid, you start to focus on the fact that you have gotten laid.

The woman with a douchebag boyfriend will convince herself that she has chosen a real winner. The gaijin who bangs ugly chicks will convince himself that he can add another "beauty" to his list.

And the list goes on :cool:


Standards... lets see... umm...

[excuse session]
-if she hot, but below is not, you can add a "beauty" to the list
-if shes a beast, but below is utopia, you can add a "good f" to the list
-if a beast with a paper bag face and a beaut with a paper bag face are compared, you have less to worry about.
-beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
-blah
[/excuse session]

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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:55 am

IparryU wrote:-beauty is in the eye of the beholder?


Exactly! But sometimes the "beholder" convinces himself to actually believe that the chubby girl with buckteeth and a 2-inch layer of makeup, is an actual beauty, even though he clearly sees that she is not..

Most guys will have to make a choice some day: "should I just chose this average girl who I KNOW will sleep with me, or should I wait for an actual beauty". The guys who makes lists are the ones who go for the first option. Only the real studs are able to leave with the real beauties every time they go "hunting". And that is why bragging and making lists on the goddamn internet is so pathetic. There are so many other gaijin who are bragging like they are David Beckham and Johnny Depp combined. When there are so many of you, do you actually think that the rest of us are going to believe you? Or take you seriously for that matter? Think about it for a second. Of all the other thousand Charisma Men in the gaijin-forums, what makes you think that anyone will stop and think: "Ah! This guy is definitely not talking out of his ass! He is a true womanizer!"

And don't give me any "love makes blind"-reply. The moment you go on the internet, bragging about your awesomeness, you have officially lost all right to involve actual emotions :P
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Postby IparryU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:07 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:... emotions :P

whoa! hold your horses there! you are getting too serious now!
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:37 am

IparryU wrote:whoa! hold your horses there! you are getting too serious now!


Quite right! I, myself, am very emotional; however, all my emotions are in the ped of my hecker.....
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Postby Coligny » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:21 pm

IparryU wrote:1. Japanese - easiest of all, the more they study, the more the rock you in bed. easy ones are like dead fish.


It's called "maguro" i think, and it's a tradishiunnal mating ritual to avoid scaring off the j-male...

Me jooly explained me this because in one of her favorit pinku movies the wife wuz acting like a... Dead fish... And i was thinking that her acting was just so bad, that not doing anything was a better option.

(aside from the real bad things, like acting and storyline, those pinku are really nice little time capsule...)
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Postby Coligny » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:23 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Gentlemen... please remember your manners. Trash talk just makes you look, well trashy.



Just wait until we start arguing aboot our irritable bowel syndrome and then you will miss the trashiness...

I swears...

(written from the loo on me Ipad...)
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:05 pm

Coligny wrote:(written from the loo on me Ipad...)
(should still be more carefull with the tap water...)


Biz opportunity - somebody who can make a stand for iPads that sit on top of the bog roll holder. That way you can use both hands when you slip in for a quickie self love action while streaming your porn*.

Plus you have no worries about dropping it in the water or on the floor.

[color="Silver"]* cos lets face it - this is going to be a very common use for the iPad given it's size and functions.[/color]
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:17 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:Most guys will have to make a choice some day: "should I just chose this average girl who I KNOW will sleep with me, or should I wait for an actual beauty".


Why do you have to choose? Sleeping with an average looking or ugly girl doesn't mean you can't also sleep with a hot girl. Most guys will bang almost anything under the right (or would that be wrong) circumstances. Who they'll be seen in public with, sober, on a Sunday afternoon is a different story though.

My current gilrfriend is very attractive but I'd be lying if I said I've never got drunk and nailed someone I thought was less than beautiful. Luckily women do the same or 90% of the action I got in my life never would have happened ;)
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:54 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Why do you have to choose? Sleeping with an average looking or ugly girl doesn't mean you can't also sleep with a hot girl. Most guys will bang almost anything under the right (or would that be wrong) circumstances. Who they'll be seen in public with, sober, on a Sunday afternoon is a different story though.


I'm with you SJ, except I guess I ain't got so many values. I don't mind sporting a hog on me elbow while strolling the bricks on a Sunday. You gotta remember that ugly pussy is grateful pussy. I hold with that theory because the worst I ever had was nothing short of magnificent!
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Postby hurryharry » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:25 pm

...dog or not, pussy's pussy and that's that...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:26 pm

hurryharry wrote:...dog or not, pussy's pussy and that's that...


Goddam right. If you're a guy and you've never fucked an ugly girl there's only two possible explanations:

1. You're gay.
2. You're still a virgin.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:58 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Goddam right. If you're a guy and you've never fucked an ugly girl there's only two possible explanations:

1. You're gay.
2. You're still a virgin.


Now THAT is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:48 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:Now THAT is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read...


I guess you've never read one of your own posts. This thread is a great example of how illogical and disconnected from the real world you are.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:21 am

@Samurai_Jerk

Has it ever occurred to you that there are men out there with different ideologies than your own?

My ideology:
If I don't find a girl attractive, I will not fuck her. Quality above quantity. I'd rather have 10 beautiful and interesting girls, than 50 boring average girls who any loser can score. I enjoy the hunt. I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror, knowing that I settle for the girls anyone can score. And I am certainly not the only one who feels this way. I know several guys who have the same ideology.

I am not going to be arrogant and claim that my way of doing things is the right way. In fact, my way of doing things is probably idiotic. If I bang all the girls who are interested in me, my life may become more interesting. I may experience things I wouldn't experience by following my old instincts. I don't know. But what I do know, is that I am honest with myself. And that is more than you can say about the braggers, who tries to appear like studs.

And no; I am neither a virgin, nor gay :grin:
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:26 am

And ... although this is probably tantamount to heresy here in the boy's locker room ...

There is more to life than sex.
(*Ducks and looks around furtively*) :ninja:

Probably a good idea for the young bucks to take that into consideration early on and make room for other important stuff in your life, before there isn't any more room.

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Postby Greji » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:53 am

Yokohammer wrote:There is more to life than sex.


I'm quite sure you must be right, except I haven't quite figured out what it is....

I've been too busy stuffing the ugly three holers that Dudely Doright is too far above doing.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:08 am

Yokohammer wrote:And ... although this is probably tantamount to heresy here in the boy's locker room ...

There is more to life than sex.
(*Ducks and looks around furtively*) :ninja:



Blow jobs ?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:23 am

Coligny wrote:Blow jobs ?


No. Drinking and fighting.
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