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Postby Greji » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:29 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:No. Drinking and fighting.

You really know how to spend a good Friday night! You must be Irish.....
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:32 am

Greji wrote:I'm quite sure you must be right, except I haven't quite figured out what it is....
I've been too busy stuffing the ugly three holers that Dudely Doright is too far above doing.

Coligny wrote:Blow jobs ?

Shoulda known ... :doh:
I kinda thunk that any of the standard job-suffixed activities would fall under the heading of "sex," but I suppose there is room for interpretation.

What I meant is ... and yes, been there, done that ... that the young-uns whose thinking processes haven't yet migrated from their dicks to their heads need to allot a little time for other pursuits so that by the time they really need to apply themselves to this "life" thing they have more than hairy palms and a list of conquests to work with.

I didn't really need to explain that, now did I?
Besides, do you have any idea how hard it is type with all this palm hair in the way?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:51 am

Greji wrote:You must be Irish.....
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Whoa, hold on a minute. There's no need to insult me like that ;)
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Postby Christoff » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:41 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
I didn't really need to explain that, now did I?
Besides, do you have any idea how hard it is type with all this palm hair in the way?


Shit man, I got that palm hair woven into corn rows!
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Postby Jack » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:09 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:@Samurai_Jerk

Has it ever occurred to you that there are men out there with different ideologies than your own?

My ideology:
If I don't find a girl attractive, I will not fuck her. Quality above quantity. I'd rather have 10 beautiful and interesting girls, than 50 boring average girls who any loser can score. I:


Or you can have 10 gorgeous girls and 40 average girls. Just because a guy gets it in quantity it doesn't mean they are all dogs.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:21 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Shoulda known ... :doh:
I kinda thunk that any of the standard job-suffixed activities would fall under the heading of "sex," but I suppose there is room for interpretation.


n000b...

It's like "if the balls don't touch it's not gay" rule...

Pooper and mouth don't count...

(well at least in my highschool...)

(but then again... you would not believe what I did back in the days...)
(it was unfortunately sort of more involving these:
Haz a nice Xmass, Subway was not on strike that day, Yeah, summer was also quite of "le Suck" rather than anything from the "Jail for Lesbian bisexshual" series...)

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Postby hurryharry » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:20 pm

...any comments on the original topic...?...by the way, I picked up Mao Z's sister last night, but she had bad teeth....catch & release....did not pass the initial screening...
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Postby Coligny » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:19 pm

hurryharry wrote:...any comments on the original topic...?...


You'z new dere aren't ya ?
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:07 pm

Jack wrote:Or you can have 10 gorgeous girls and 40 average girls. Just because a guy gets it in quantity it doesn't mean they are all dogs.


What I should have written: "If I had to chose between 50 average girls and 10 beauties, I'd go for the latter." Sorry!

But, I was just making an example. To me, it seems like there are a lot of guys who will fuck any girl, and as a result they never(or very seldom) end up with the top-shelf women. As someone wrote earlier in this thread: "pussy's pussy".. I don't know if he was serious, but it still illustrates what I'm talking about.

Back to your example:
Sure you can have both quantity and quality. But here I must pull you back to the original discussion]number[/B] of women they score, but they seldom mention anything about how these girls look like. Therefore, it is only natural to assume that they look like dogs ;)

So it's simple: If you brag on the internet, many people will believe the words you write, but some of them(me for instance) will automatically draw a picture of these women. And boy, these women do not look nice...
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:55 pm

I wonder how often thoughts turn to what the women in question are thinking/feeling about being spoken of in such a manner.

"scoring", "having", "screening" as if they are commodities to be traded around and compared and then forgotten as mere statistics.

Am just hoping it is competitive bragging locker room style rather than a true indication of reality and that the mental evolution that Yokohammer alludes to is closer to the true.

Just saying...

I guess that as I am about to start raising a son, I am trying to understand the sort of man I hope he will become. A man with dignity, manners and integrity, respecting men and women alike.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:58 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:What I should have written: "If I had to chose between 50 average girls and 10 beauties, I'd go for the latter." Sorry!

But, I was just making an example. To me, it seems like there are a lot of guys who will fuck any girl, and as a result they never(or very seldom) end up with the top-shelf women. As someone wrote earlier in this thread: "pussy's pussy".. I don't know if he was serious, but it still illustrates what I'm talking about.

Back to your example:
Sure you can have both quantity and quality. But here I must pull you back to the original discussion]number[/B] of women they score, but they seldom mention anything about how these girls look like. Therefore, it is only natural to assume that they look like dogs ;)

So it's simple: If you brag on the internet, many people will believe the words you write, but some of them(me for instance) will automatically draw a picture of these women. And boy, these women do not look nice...


The best part is that by dissing the guys who were bragging on here (who probably weren't all that serious by the way) you're the one who's actually talking the most shit. Yeah, I'm sure you only fuck beauty queens and super models.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:04 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I wonder how often thoughts turn to what the women in question are thinking/feeling about being spoken of in such a manner.

"scoring", "having", "screening" as if they are commodities to be traded around and compared and then forgotten as mere statistics.


What you are getting a peak it is how men talk when you aren't around. And it doesn't really change with age.

I guess that as I am about to start raising a son, I am trying to understand the sort of man I hope he will become. A man with dignity, manners and integrity, respecting men and women alike.


So you want to raise a son who will never be able to get laid? ;)
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Postby tidbits » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:09 pm

I say the best part is two of you are arguing about this topic on a Saturday night on FG. Just my 2 Yen..douzou..carry on..
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:14 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, I'm sure you only fuck beauty queens and super models.


Define "beauty queen"? ;)

No, but I never sleep with women I don't find attractive. And I have been told that I am very strict when it comes to judging appearances. I am a bit shallow. That is one of my bad sides. I just can't help it.

But to be perfectly honest, I did join an average girl home after a night out once. Karma took a nice bite out of my ass, and I didn't even get laid. Let's just say the girl was crazy(..) That incident is so far the only time I've been desperate enough to just grab the first girl who seemed interested in me, and follow her home.

In my defense: I was drunk :banana:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:18 pm

tidbits wrote:I say the best part is two of you are arguing about this topic on a Saturday night on FG. Just my 2 Yen..douzou..carry on..


It's still early. I'm just about to step out the door. ;)
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:22 pm

tidbits wrote:I say the best part is two of you are arguing about this topic on a Saturday night on FG. Just my 2 Yen..douzou..carry on..


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Postby tidbits » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:45 pm

[quote="Samurai_Jerk"]It's still early. I'm just about to step out the door. ]
yeaah..right.:rolleyes: :)


Ikeman-of-d00m, if all what you have said is true, good for you then. Very often we attract what we want in life, isn't? May you soon meet your beauty. ;)
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:56 pm

Ikemen, I suggest you lower your standards a wee bit.

Those high falutin ladies are often quite shallow and expect to be catered to in bed. (If that's what you're into). Not saying all of them, but percentage wise, the average and less than average put more effort into it.

There IS truth to the adage that ugly pussy is grateful pussy. A woman that hasn't had a lot of attention from men will more often than not put a great deal more effort into pleasing the man that chose her than a woman that has men falling all over themselves to get to her.

And here is a simple truth, unless you're doing the dead under bright sunlight or in a flourescent lighted room with sunlamps, the looks often don't matter.
If you're doing the deed properly, even if she's a stone cold fox, the sex is GONNA get ugly. When a woman orgasms for real, it can be fucking scary ugly, but DAMN is it a turn on.

And if you've ever seen your own face when busting a nut, either in a mirror or on camera, I bet you won't recognize yourself either in that moment.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:25 am

@American Oyaji

First we must make one thing clear: are we talking about girlfriends or fuckfriends?

If it's the latter:
Yeah, I get what you're saying. It is silly of me to only go for beauties when there is nothing but sex involved. The adage "ugly pussy is grateful pussy" really makes sense. I should try it once. But, I am born with this ridiculously strong competitive nature. The moment I enter a bar/club, my eyes immediately tries to find the girls I find most attractive. The other girls just disappear.

Now, I am not the typical alpha male. So naturally, I sleep alone way too often for a guy my age(21). But the times I don't sleep alone, I feel like a proud lion, knowing who the girl next to me is. And THAT is a major turn-on for me, even though the sex might be average.

But I will think about your post! Who knows? The sex I have had so far is perhaps nothing compared to what I get, if I lower my standards.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:28 am

hurryharry wrote:...any comments on the original topic...?

Are you fuckin serious? Are you still asking for a real effective dating advice after reading those above posts from us Dr. Laura Schlenssingers? I suggest you go out more and crash n burn on your own or a wingman before learning the tricks. It's not brain surgery but there are processes and mechanism.. :cool:
...by the way, I picked up Mao Z's sister last night, but she had bad teeth....catch & release....did not pass the initial screening...

That's like complaining afterwards that "the party was wacked" when it is just a sorry ass excuse that you didn't get any.

American Oyaji wrote:Ikemen, I suggest you lower your standards a wee bit.

I hope you were talking to Doom and not me here.

There IS truth to the adage that ugly pussy is grateful pussy. A woman that hasn't had a lot of attention from men will more often than not put a great deal more effort into pleasing the man that chose her than a woman that has men falling all over themselves to get to her.

That is an interesting perspective on "ugly" women. I always thought on the bright side that these women will be super faithful and never cheat on you.

Speaking of ugly women, as an anecdote, I have come to the conclusion that they have horrible personalities contrary to the popular belief. This is partly because most have grown up being taunted by the surroundings as the social outcast and thus later learned to hold some kind of grudge on everyone for all the hardship they had to put up with growing up. I am no developmental psychologist or anything, but I know some people that share this similar thinking.

And here is a simple truth, unless you're doing the dead under bright sunlight or in a flourescent lighted room with sunlamps, the looks often don't matter.

Oh no.. the "true beauty is skin deep" lecture!

If you're doing the deed properly, even if she's a stone cold fox, the sex is GONNA get ugly. When a woman orgasms for real, it can be fucking scary ugly, but DAMN is it a turn on.

Women that spray like fire hydrants (and that shits more like a drip coffee machine but still fuckin freaky!) deserve the night at the love hotel unless you shrink wrap your bed mattress in a plastic sheet.

And if you've ever seen your own face when busting a nut, either in a mirror or on camera, I bet you won't recognize yourself either in that moment.

Maybe we should start a new thread with uploaded pictures of our "Oh" face moments.. or not.. :rolleyes:
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Postby tidbits » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:53 am

AO (and some of you guys), sometimes I feel like asking you guys to tie your penis around your neck and hang yourself. And I feel so sorry myself knowing that it's not a possible task.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:56 am

American Oyaji wrote:And if you've ever seen your own face when busting a nut, either in a mirror or on camera, I bet you won't recognize yourself either in that moment.


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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:04 am

Ah crap. Tommy, I thought you and Doom were one and the same.
I WAS speaking to Doom though.

I'm not advising anyone to go bang ugly chicks exclusively. But to seek out the ones that most guys don't go for. The girl who wears glasses, the chick who might be heavier than average, the girl who goes to the club with her friends and her friends get asked to dance, but she doesn't.

I believe guys will find a gentle flower that might blossom into a true beauty under the rain of a decent guys attention.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:05 am

tidbits wrote:AO (and some of you guys), sometimes I feel like asking you guys to tie your penis around your neck and hang yourself. And I feel so sorry myself knowing that it's not a possible task.


Possible, but quite impractical. My fiance would be quite upset with my early demise.
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Postby hurryharry » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:14 am

American Oyaji makes a great point. I've found less 'popular' chicks to be more genuine and less full of themselves than the 'hot' chicks...plus the following:
I'm personally attracted to people I like either physically or in terms of personality, shared hobbies, views and all that good stuff...I've dated girls who may not be beauty queens, but I was attracted to and that's that. It boils down to taste. In the same way, I couln't get it on with someone I disliked. Even in my adventures in the land of eternal smiles, I went for nice or OK looking girls quietly and camly sipping a drink at the back of the bar, not the in-your-face, I'm-the-hottest-around type everybody else went for....

I once purposely targeted a self-confessed 'unpopular' girl and ended up dating her for 2 years. Not only was she a great date, but an awesome shag...it just annoyed me that she kept saying I should have gone for her hot friend instead...low self-confidence...

A friend of mine used to say all cunts look and feel the same...but I must say the body attached to it makes a hell of a difference, too...
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Postby Greji » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:44 am

tidbits wrote:AO (and some of you guys), sometimes I feel like asking you guys to tie your penis around your neck and hang yourself. And I feel so sorry myself knowing that it's not a possible task.


Don't feel bad, I'll invite you over to handpaint my necktie anytime....
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Postby tidbits » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:28 pm

Just some thoughtful thoughts, Greji. It was meant to say all are long and strong. Btw, I think I owe you no more.:cool:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:20 pm

Greji wrote:Don't feel bad, I'll invite you over to handpaint my necktie anytime....
:cool:

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Postby Christoff » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:38 am

too bad the whole lot was ugly as sin.
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Postby hurryharry » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:32 am

...worst kissing I've ever seen...2 monkeys can kiss each other better than that...plus they look Transylvanian...
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