Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 3

by **Christoff** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:58 am

Coligny wrote:Iz okay, if nobody wants i'll take dem'...

so much for standards...

by **IparryU** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:02 pm

Christoff wrote:so much for standards...

Standards???? you are talking 'bout Coligny my man....
:tongue:

by **Marked Trail** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:33 pm

wiki/VJ_Day

by **Marked Trail** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:09 am

..
[YT]k5QOOBX9KOs[/YT]

by **Greji** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:37 am

IparryU wrote:Standards???? you are talking 'bout Coligny my man....

Yup. Coligny is pretty bad and he absolutely has no standards whatsoever. That being the case, I wonder if I could have the one he doesn't want?
:cool:

by **vanilla coke** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:49 pm

he reads alot of robert jordan W.O.T......
but hey, i do too.

Marked Trail wrote:..
[YT]k5QOOBX9KOs[/YT]

by **Christoff** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:23 am

at first glance it though it said my name is robert and im an ex moron...

by **Coligny** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:48 am

Greji wrote:Yup. Coligny is pretty bad and he absolutely has no standards whatsoever. That being the case, I wonder if I could have the one he doesn't want?

depend, what you prefer ? tag-team threesome, foursome, or everyone his own with switchover at the end of each game ?

If we borrow a cam we can even monetize... Got an idea, it would be a porn remake of Lethal Weapon, let's call it Lethal Johnson (working titul). That would be a team with an old pimp few days from retirement working with a new maverick rooky with unconventionnal method and premature ejaculation issues. The story develop as the old timer teach tricks to the rooky while boning everything on sight... I'm sure everything can be filmed in less than 2 days...

Somebody have stock CGI of exploding loos ?

by **Greji** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:40 pm

Coligny wrote: I'm sure everything can be filmed in less than 2 days...

Somebody have stock CGI of exploding loos ?

Iraira has a complete inventory, but if we tell him about our plans, he's going to show up in his thong and spurs and want to be in every scene.....
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:19 pm

Greji wrote:Iraira has a complete inventory, but if we tell him about our plans, he's going to show up in his thong and spurs and want to be in every scene.....

Iz okay, can be comic-relief-informer...

by **IparryU** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:14 pm

Coligny wrote:Iz okay, can be comic-relief-informer...

are you guys looking for interns or walkthroughs?

I know a few ppl who might be interested...

This aint gay porn right?:puke:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:26 pm

waruta wrote:

Japanese or not, that pretty much sums up everything that's wrong with the Japanese ass. :puke:

by **Iraira** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:24 pm

Greji wrote:Iraira has a complete inventory, but if we tell him about our plans, he's going to show up in his thong and spurs and want to be in every scene.....

I've told you numerous times....lap dances will cost you extra.

by **Christoff** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:40 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Japanese or not, that pretty much sums up everything that's wrong with the Japanese ass.

There aint nothing wrong with that ass!

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:25 pm

Christoff wrote:There aint nothing wrong with that ass!

Let me guess, you're one of those guys that thinks Japanese girls have great bodies.

by **Coligny** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:01 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Let me guess, you're one of those guys that thinks Japanese girls have great bodies.

Haz you seen picshures of Yua Aida lately ? They don't all look like 12 y/o choir boys... If they wuz, there would be plenty moar catholic priest in Japan...

by **Coligny** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:04 am

IparryU wrote:are you guys looking for interns or walkthroughs?

I know a few ppl who might be interested...

This aint gay porn right?:puke:

For rentability reasons I wuz planning several release to address all fetishes...

So... Straight, Gang Banger, bi-lesbos, geriatric, golden shower, scat, even a zoophyle, but have to find a german shepper to play police dog...

BTW, there's nothing wrong with gay porn, ok the storyline in Top Gun was a little weak, but the topless beach volley and shower scene were really making up for it...

by **Christoff** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:12 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Let me guess, you're one of those guys that thinks Japanese girls have great bodies.

Not particularly, daikon legs are worse than kankles. But her ass aint bad. that shit is totally spankable, id rather have that than say queen latifas ass.

by **Ganma** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:07 pm

Christoff wrote:Not particularly, daikon legs are worse than kankles. But her ass aint bad. that shit is totally spankable, id rather have that than say queen latifas ass.

Yeah but some people just prefer fat American ass like this!

by **Coligny** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:12 pm

Ganma wrote:Yeah but some people just prefer fat American ass like this!

since when Brittney started wearing panties ?

by **Christoff** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:27 pm

Ganma wrote:Yeah but some people just prefer fat American ass like this!

That kind of ass would put a divot in my couch

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:43 pm

Christoff wrote:That kind of ass would put a divot in my couch

You should see AO's couch.

by **IkemenTommy** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:51 am

Doctor Stop wrote:You should see AO's couch.

I almost read that as AO's "cooch". :rofl:

For all you newbies, it refers to AO's affection for big bootie ass.

by **Ikemen-of-d00m** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:56 am

IkemenTommy wrote:For all you newbies, it refers to AO's affection for big bootie ass.

He even made a song:

[YT]ctVmNbVu2KA[/YT]

by **Christoff** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:50 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:He even made a song:

[YT]ctVmNbVu2KA[/YT]

They had a fat bass line, that is about all that I can say.

by **hakosukajd** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:14 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Japanese or not, that pretty much sums up everything that's wrong with the Japanese ass.

I took a bunch of Americans who'd never been to Japan before over to the 6 story toy store over in Harajuku (not my suggestion, I assure you). While sitting outside, I saw a JN walk by wearing tight jeans and one of those Booty Pop things (miracle bra things for her ass.)

Unfortunately, not being of the tourist mentality...I didn't have the camera ready....but damn do I wish I had. It was horrible. I would have rather seen the jeans sag than have to look at that...but alas...it was a train wreck that I just couldn't look away from....

by **IparryU** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:02 pm

hakosukajd wrote:I took a bunch of Americans who'd never been to Japan before over to the 6 story toy store over in Harajuku (not my suggestion, I assure you). While sitting outside, I saw a JN walk by wearing tight jeans and one of those Booty Pop things (miracle bra things for her ass.)

Unfortunately, not being of the tourist mentality...I didn't have the camera ready....but damn do I wish I had. It was horrible. I would have rather seen the jeans sag than have to look at that...but alas...it was a train wreck that I just couldn't look away from....

I met some chick that used to wear those... she tried to keep her legs toothpick thin, but wanted a bigger ass...

face = *ruff*
chest = super pad
belly = very nice
but+hips = force-shaped jeans plus extra padding
thighs = really thin but didn't look good with the padding above
calf = ""
feet = pigeon toed, loose boots, prolly wore smaller size than she should

WTF japan

by **waruta** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:56 pm

IparryU wrote:I need to confirm if the above is a gaijin or not! Legs do not touch, butt is a little on the flat side, plus this is obviously the work of an up-skirt shooter...

lookin a lil J to me:drool:

It's a Russian chick.

by **CrankyBastard** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:46 am

I tell you what, I think it's Hank Hill.
:cool:

by **Coligny** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:42 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:I almost read that as AO's "cooch".

For all you newbies, it refers to AO's affection for big bootie ass.

You forgot "hairy"...

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