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Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:14 am

hurryharry wrote:American Oyaji makes a great point. I've found less 'popular' chicks to be more genuine and less full of themselves than the 'hot' chicks...plus the following:
I'm personally attracted to people I like either physically or in terms of personality, shared hobbies, views and all that good stuff...I've dated girls who may not be beauty queens, but I was attracted to and that's that. It boils down to taste. In the same way, I couln't get it on with someone I disliked. Even in my adventures in the land of eternal smiles, I went for nice or OK looking girls quietly and camly sipping a drink at the back of the bar, not the in-your-face, I'm-the-hottest-around type everybody else went for....

I once purposely targeted a self-confessed 'unpopular' girl and ended up dating her for 2 years. Not only was she a great date, but an awesome shag...it just annoyed me that she kept saying I should have gone for her hot friend instead...low self-confidence...

A friend of mine used to say all cunts look and feel the same...but I must say the body attached to it makes a hell of a difference, too...


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When I was in Jr. High School, we didnt have dating, we had "going with each other" because everyone knew that dating is over rated... takes out all the fun.

I honestly never had a "top notch" girl, but I had a girl before she became "top notch"... does that count? (no!)

I hung out with some girls in Shibuya that were rockin hot, but there personality was complete shyte to the point where being with them was embarrassing. So I left, found me a so-so chick that was cool, then yadadada.

A lot of the so-so girls can be tampered with to look amazing, its just that some of them never had the confidence or the resources to change their style, etc. to hit that level. That ends up being more for your cookie jar because its clean, fresh, and looks damn good in the end result.
(cant say that for all of 'em)
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Postby Coligny » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:45 am

hurryharry wrote:2 monkeys can kiss each other better than that...


Nope, I saw that movie too, it was actress in monkey suits (you'z talking aboot the porn remake of planet of apes no ?)

hurryharry wrote:plus they look Transylvanian...

I would have said bad CGI (a-la virtual Valery, circa Macintosh LC 1993')...
The lesbian porn vampire schtick haz been exploited to death anyway...
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Postby Caligari » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:13 am

Many Japanese girls also naturally look nothing like they do with all their makeup and artificial hair styling (thinning, straightening, curling, color). I think it's probably more widespread in Japan than any other country. If you want to see what many look like before all the alterations, you can look at photos from the 1970's and 80's. Here's one example of one of the most popular Shibuya gyaru,

before:
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I don't think it's worth it to care about how model-like she looks. I think most of those types don't speak English and those who do know they're in demand and aim for money or status, not some random English teacher. You may get lucky and meet an exception, but I think striving for that type specifically is going to lead to a lot of disappointment.
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:08 pm

Caligari wrote:".....due to make up, hair styling (dying, thinning, straightening, stylized curling), and alterations...."


Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
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Postby Coligny » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:02 pm

Greji wrote:Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
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I've been waking up to a cat's ass with hairy balls in my face for the last 2 weeks... I'd take anything for a change...

(Got a french penpal that came to live home for vacation and she somehow scared the -10kg now- babycat... so insecure that he need to sleep sticking on me... really nice with this weather...)
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:06 pm

Greji wrote:Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
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Hey, Grej. you gets what you get.
Me,.......... I'm in such a rush to find my teeth and get the fuck outta there in the morning, I don't pay too much attention.
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:10 pm

Greji wrote:Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
:cool:

The trick is to leave while it's still dark.
And preferably before you've sobered up.:ninja4:

(Of course the above strategy precludes inviting her over to your place ... but that's usually a bad idea anyway.)
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Postby Jack » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:19 pm

Greji wrote:Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
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What? You guys hang around till morning?

I think you are exaggerating just a tad. Girls do not go from gorgeous to obnoxious just on make-up. I know its popular to talk like that but be real, if you had to gnaw your arm off (I don't know what "gnaw" means but I assume it has something to do with sawing it off) that girl was perhaps passable at best with makeup.
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Postby Caligari » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:54 pm

Greji wrote:Makes them look so much different in the pub at night compared to what you sleeping on your arm in bed the next morning. Almost had to gnaw my arm off a couple of times.....
:cool:


I dated a gyaru-ish type girl for a bit and she lost interest in that style and decided to dye her hair black and simplify her appearance to be more serious looking. It was night and day, and not in a good way. There are some really hot/cute women here and they would still look nice just being natural, but you have to remind yourself to try to see past those alterations. You still may not know who you're with/dating until you see them out of the shower. I think the problem is often the opposite in the US and maybe UK where many women don't put their make up on in an attractive way, and they kind of end up looking worse like those scary faux lesbians.
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Postby Christoff » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:02 am

You know what is ass about this post? it lack photos of said taiwanese/chineses chicks.
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Postby (1VB)freels » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:24 am

Christoff wrote:You know what is ass about this post? it lack photos of said taiwanese/chineses chicks.

That's what I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby FG Lurker » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:31 pm

Jack wrote:What? You guys hang around till morning?

I think you are exaggerating just a tad. Girls do not go from gorgeous to obnoxious just on make-up. I know its popular to talk like that but be real, if you had to gnaw your arm off (I don't know what "gnaw" means but I assume it has something to do with sawing it off) that girl was perhaps passable at best with makeup.

Gnaw means to chew. It's usually used in reference to animals stuck in leg-hold traps that gnaw off the trapped leg to escape.

I've never woken up to next to someone and regretted it so I guess that's good (Heh, or maybe I just have Greji-like (non)standards ;)). I've woken up next to someone and had to try hard to remember how I got there though...

I also had one girl whose tits disappeared when she took off her bra. We're all used to J-women losing a cup size when they remove the padded push-up bra, but this one went from what looked like nice (J-size) C-cups to...nothing. Wasn't a positive surprise. It's not like they were saggy or anything either, they just vanished. Houdini would have been proud.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:24 am

[quote="FG Lurker"]Gnaw means to chew. It's usually used in reference to animals stuck in leg-hold traps that gnaw off the trapped leg to escape.

I've never woken up to next to someone and regretted it so I guess that's good (Heh, or maybe I just have Greji-like (non)standards ]

havent we all... if we wern't so fucking drunk most of us would just finish up quick and leave or just leave without a word... sorta pisses me off too, it is lying to my eyes!
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Postby waruta » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:03 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Gnaw means to chew. It's usually used in reference to animals stuck in leg-hold traps that gnaw off the trapped leg to escape.


You mean like coyote-ugly? They should really ban strobe lights and heavy make-up in clubs...either that or make a after-club meal at a brightly lit ramen shop mandatory before you take it home.

not that I know personally.....just a friend of mine has done it once....or thrice....:confused:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:11 pm

waruta wrote:You mean like coyote-ugly? They should really ban strobe lights and heavy make-up in clubs...either that or make a after-club meal at a brightly lit ramen shop mandatory before you take it home.

not that I know personally.....just a friend of mine has done it once....or thrice....:confused:

and while you are at it, ban alcohol consumption too.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:27 am

IkemenTommy wrote:and while you are at it, ban alcohol consumption too.


well, if it is a bad catch and you dont wanna call it quits when at 3rd base, you might wanna take a bit more intake...

depends on how you feel that night

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Postby Iraira » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:53 pm

IparryU wrote:Home run >< go back to the dugout?


Home run: pump fist in the air, hit the showers, drink until blacked out.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:37 am

Iraira wrote:Home run: pump fist in the air, hit the showers, drink until blacked out.


Just dont wake up in the arms of Mrs. Skeletor... not good to wake up to Chubacca either...
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:53 am

IparryU wrote:Just dont wake up in the arms of Mrs. Skeletor... not good to wake up to Chubacca either...


You're absolutely right. Should it happen again? No, but will it happen again? Not after this morning's wake up call and for sure, not until at least Thursday, or Friday......
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Postby terebi_fanatic » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:20 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:It kind of makes me sick. Mainly because it makes me think about how ugly the majority of the girls on those lists probably are. I have never met a guy who both scores hot chicks AND brags about it, in real life.


ever read "The Game" ?
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Postby waruta » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:37 am

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote: I have never met a guy who both scores hot chicks AND brags about it, in real life.


It's called being a gentleman. (aka Don't kiss and tell)
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Postby IparryU » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:37 am

terebi_fanatic wrote:ever read "The Game" ?

anyone who been to highschool would have known one jock that would brag about bangin a hot cheerleader...
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Postby waruta » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:44 am

IparryU wrote:anyone who been to highschool would have known one jock that would brag about bangin a hot cheerleader...


Yes but a true playa could brag about banging the entire squad and still be friends with all of them. That there is some diplomatic skills...
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Postby IparryU » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:08 am

waruta wrote:Yes but a true playa could brag about banging the entire squad and still be friends with all of them. That there is some diplomatic skills...

i still wonder to this day how playas like that actually do it... i try to not let their friends know that i was bangin them... even more so when you bang their enemies... fun though.
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Postby terebi_fanatic » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:33 am

waruta wrote:It's called being a gentleman. (aka Don't kiss and tell)


I could be wrong but it's like the doctor's oath. Talk about cases as much as you want just don't reveal identities
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Postby Greji » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:06 pm

At my age, if I don't talk about it, I'll forget it.....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:48 pm

waruta wrote:It's called being a gentleman. (aka Don't kiss and tell)


Since when does being a gentleman get you laid?
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Since when does being a gentleman get you laid?


Define "gentleman"?
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Postby matsuki » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:01 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Since when does being a gentleman get you laid?


All the time......in fairy tales (and sometimes the movies)

Ikemen- You're still young so it's forgivable BUT, you'll eventually learn that it's better to get laid than sleep alone. Not saying you should aim for girls less than your standards but sometimes you just have to work with what's available. Go for gold if you want a gf or wifey but for bangin', variety is the spice of life, enjoy it while you still can!
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