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Alien Diaper-Man terrorizes Tokyo!

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Alien Diaper-Man terrorizes Tokyo!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:05 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:22 pm

I've never understood convenience store robbers. It seems like a high ammount of risk for what always turns out to be a relatively low ammount of money.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:51 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never understood convenience store robbers. It seems like a high ammount of risk for what always turns out to be a relatively low ammount of money.
You're not factoring in the convenience of robbing them
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:21 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never understood convenience store robbers. It seems like a high ammount of risk for what always turns out to be a relatively low ammount of money.

For a single guy out of work 140,000 would probably cover rent and food for a month...
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:24 pm

FG Lurker wrote:For a single guy out of work 140,000 would probably cover rent and food for a month...


I'm single and when I was out of work I was still spending about five hundred grand a month. But I'm a fat fucking booze bag.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:39 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm single and when I was out of work I was still spending about five hundred grand a month. But I'm a fat fucking booze bag.

Yeah, but you could have lived on a lot less if you'd had to.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:58 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Yeah, but you could have lived on a lot less if you'd had to.



Yeah, like now that I'm employed again and making 60% less than I used to. Funny how that works.
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Postby Marked Trail » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've never understood convenience store robbers. It seems like a high amount of risk for what always turns out to be a relatively low amount of money.


Ah, but robbing a convenience store in Japan is so easy because the Japanese are now the world's wimpiest excuse for runty subhumans.
[color="DimGray"](And, when working at 650yen/hr minimum wage who the fuck needs to be brave?)[/color]
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:34 pm

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