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Stop killing yourselves! We are losing money!

Postby Ganma » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:24 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:01 pm

I think letting people suffering from depression know that they are harming the country is an excellent idea. I'm sure that will help snap them out of it. :roll:
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I think letting people suffering from depression know that they are harming the country is an excellent idea. I'm sure that will help snap them out of it. :roll:

Yes. It'd probably help to berate them severely and tell them how worthless they are. Use the time-tested militaristic approach.
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Postby Tobacco Taro » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:02 pm

How dare they feel emotions !
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:26 am

If you want to off yourself, by all means, do it in a river or mountains where other animals can benifit off your death.

just dont fuck everyone else's day over by jumping in front of a train.

would be nice if all the suicidal ppl just offed themselves in one day, rather than spacing it out during business days....

yes that was really sadistic of me to say that
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Postby cujojpn » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:23 pm

IparryU wrote:If you want to off yourself, by all means, do it in a river or mountains where other animals can benifit off your death.

just dont fuck everyone else's day over by jumping in front of a train.

would be nice if all the suicidal ppl just offed themselves in one day, rather than spacing it out during business days....

yes that was really sadistic of me to say that


It's quite true, sadistic yet true, nothing is worse than being stuck on the Chuo Line because somone thought it would be a great idea to jump the tracks.

And does JR honestly think these gates at Ebisu and Meguro are going to stop people?
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:27 pm

cujojpn wrote:It's quite true, sadistic yet true, nothing is worse than being stuck on the Chuo Line because somone thought it would be a great idea to jump the tracks.

If I was pissed off enough at the world to top myself I'd do exactly that... Kind of a last FUCK YOU to society. :p
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Postby Ganma » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:54 pm

FG Lurker wrote:If I was pissed off enough at the world to top myself I'd do exactly that... Kind of a last FUCK YOU to society. :p

Yep. That's the way I see it too. It's almost a protest of sorts and it certainly makes people aware of suicide in this country. Now, if only some constructive measures were taken to create a society where people would rather live than die...
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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:28 pm

Ganma wrote:Now, if only some constructive measures were taken to create a society where people would rather live than die...

Now there's concept so radical it'll almost certainly be met with blank stares.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:04 pm

I think Lurk and Ganma got it right...most people who commit acts of violence here are also mad at society in general, and usually not at any one person in specific. They usually act out by stabbing random strangers or driving a car into a crowd of people rather than attacking their boss or ex-lover. They are lashing out at the society they perceive as fucking them over, just as those committing suicide are trying to end their pain while simultaneously taking a parting shot.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:29 pm

IparryU wrote:If you want to off yourself, by all means, do it in a river or mountains where other animals can benifit off your death.

just dont fuck everyone else's day over by jumping in front of a train.

would be nice if all the suicidal ppl just offed themselves in one day, rather than spacing it out during business days....

yes that was really sadistic of me to say that



I think suicides choose the train because it's a pretty efficient method.
I mean, nothing says looser more than a poorly planned, botched suicide.
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Postby Ganma » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:35 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:I think suicides choose the train because it's a pretty efficient method.


Not always apparently. A Japanese friend told me that an acquaintance of his from high school made 2 attempts by jumping on the tracks and failed. Each time he lost one leg. In the end he managed to finish the job by hanging himself.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:48 pm

Ganma wrote:Not always apparently. A Japanese friend told me that an acquaintance of his from high school made 2 attempts by jumping on the tracks and failed. Each time he lost one leg. In the end he managed to finish the job by hanging himself.


I guess he didn't kick much when he went, then!
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