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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:52 pm

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This just in from the "strange but probably true" files. Fisherman Raphael Biagini reeled in what is believed to be a 30-pound koi carp in France, where the fish are quite popular. The fish, a vivid orange, looks a great deal like a giant goldfish. The photo is several months old, but it's buzzing right now, thanks to an article from the U.K.'s Daily Mail. ....

Of course, some people may look at the photo and scream, "Fake!" And, indeed, the Web is full of stories of altered photos. However, from what we can tell, a fish this size and this color is possible. According to Ken Peterson, communications director at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, this isn't out of the realm of possibility. If a koi has the right amount of food and enough space to grow, he says, there's no telling how big they can get.

Indeed, koi carp have grown a lot bigger. John McCosker of the California Academy of Sciences points out that, according to FishBase.org, the largest koi on record weighed almost 90 pounds (like the orange fish, it was caught in France). ... (more)
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Postby Kagetsu » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:05 pm

That Magicarp must be near ready to evolve. :p
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:17 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Image"......According to Ken Peterson, communications director at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, this isn't out of the realm of possibility. If a koi has the right amount of food and enough space to grow, he says, there's no telling how big they can get...."


Take says he is ready to verify this baby as a true Chrysanthemum flopper by applying his patented Shouyuu test. This is because he is the only one on this board that can do this because only he has the true umami abilities and the rest of us smelly big noses and ketto will have to wait for his learned analysis....
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:29 pm

Looks fakish to me.

Shouldn't the scales be proportionately smaller and more numerous on a fish that big?

I think a fish that size would also bend more if being held like that.
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:39 pm

Kanchou wrote:I think a fish that size would also bend more if being held like that.

I don't think I could hold a fish that size like that. Probably need a forklift.

Looks fishy to me (somebody had to say it). :cool:
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 pm

Yokohammer wrote:I don't think I could hold a fish that size like that. Probably need a forklift.

Looks fishy to me (somebody had to say it). :cool:


Ya, I caught a hallobit (spelling) that size before and they are flat... still was hard to hold up.

that guys face is way to normal to hime dako that koi
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Postby prolly » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:52 pm

the fact that there is even "debate" over whether that photo is fake has me shaking my head. yes folks, it's fake.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:14 am

I'm calling shenanigans on that photo. No way is that real.

Where is his left hand?
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Postby IparryU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:32 am

American Oyaji wrote:I'm calling shenanigans on that photo. No way is that real.

Where is his left hand?


front hand is usually in the gill so they cant move around as much.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:25 pm

This reminded me of an old Marshmallow Spike promo photo from our own gomichild.

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Quick and Dirty Demo Sessions CD by mjd-s, on Flickr

The original was a photo of a friends dead fish that was heavily photoshopped to be the Album Cover for the demos.

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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:01 pm

IparryU wrote:front hand is usually in the gill so they cant move around as much.


That's what I mean. The angle is wrong I think.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:12 pm

American Oyaji wrote:That's what I mean. The angle is wrong I think.


ya come to think of it, you should see his elbow going straight down to support the weight...
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