HELP!!! I have made 3 J-Chicks pregnant..... what do I do??????

[Samurai_Jerk]

do feel a tad gutted that I wont be contributing to this kids upbringing

Don't. Probably the best thing that could happen to the kid.

[American Oyaji]

WGAF?

[eddie]

I fucked those bitches too man. I'm the father bitch. I was up in that hole raw dog NIGGA. Up in that ass. Up in that ass. Up in that ass.

i'm no doctor, but the way you're describing won't get a girl preggers...you're safe

[Iraira]

i'm no doctor, but the way you're describing won't get a girl preggers...you're safe

That's unless he's whittled the head of his schlong to a sharp tip by frequent and aggressive coarse-grade sandpaper masturbation, then I could see it tearing through the rectal lumen and penetrating into the womb area.

[GomiGirl]

I fucked those bitches too man. I'm the father bitch. I was up in that hole raw dog NIGGA. Up in that ass. Up in that ass. Up in that ass.

i'm no doctor, but the way you're describing won't get a girl preggers...you're safe

[waruta]

Just to update all you fellow FG's about what has happened re the shenanigans of my last visit to Japan and the multitude of supposedly pregnant ladies I left behind:

Spare us the favor fucktard...and since when did we all become your "fellow FG's?" You obviously missed the office memo disavowing all knowledge of you or your actions.....

[IparryU]

Spare us the favor fucktard...and since when did we all become your "fellow FG's?" You obviously missed the office memo disavowing all knowledge of you or your actions.....

who you talking about?

[Greji]

Spare us the favor fucktard...and since when did we all become your "fellow FG's?" You obviously missed the office memo disavowing all knowledge of you or your actions.....

Not me. I'm all for him. I may have a couple I want him to take credit for while he's posting all his scores.....

[American Oyaji]

Spare us the favor fucktard...and since when did we all become your "fellow FG's?" You obviously missed the office memo disavowing all knowledge of you or your actions.....

[Taka-Okami]

Are you a gook Japslapper? If your white or black then it should show through in the half cast kid, and would be obvious.

[American Oyaji]

Are you a gook Japslapper? If your white or black then it should show through in the half cast kid, and would be obvious.

Well, the BF could be an FG as well.

It'd be a complete mindjob if he was a lurker on this site and found out the child wasn't his because of this thread.

[japslapper]

Are you a gook Japslapper? If your white or black then it should show through in the half cast kid, and would be obvious.

Nope I am the classic gaijin. Blonde, blue eyed with a decent sized shlong to go.

Both mother and "father" are Japanese nationals, both with considerable Okinawa ancestral heritage. They don't look as "Japanese" as some, I would guess both have some western ancestry or at least SE Asian in them.

The kids slightly paler skin, although still very asian features will be lost in the Okinawa bit, I guess.

Look like I will get away with this one.....luckily

[japslapper]

Spare us the favor fucktard...and since when did we all become your "fellow FG's?" You obviously missed the office memo disavowing all knowledge of you or your actions.....

fucktard? Well on that vacation, I did, rather didn't I

Now, now. How many FG's at least in their younger days went for notches on the bedpost? He who casts the first stones and all...... Its just I did what a lot of you that are still resident "here" (well I am "here" at the moment) do but in a very short space of time. A near dozen notches in a 5 weeks trip, with 2 near misses and one "hit".

I only came onto this thread to seek legal advice, 'cos I was shit scarred 9 months from last summer I would have 3 simultaneous "knocks at my door" with demands for payment/marriage etc, like could happen in the US/UK....

Now I understand better, in this situation - what has happened to me is fairly typical. In divorce cases, women will often go alone with their family. Same in cuckoo cases too it would seem.

Yes I know its wrong to sow the seed, literally, even though we all claim to do it. But hey, I suspect I am not alone.

I wil look it as sperm donation ( I have done that in London, UK and in Indianapolis, US) and that's OK isn't it?

[IkemenTommy]

Just to update all you fellow FG's about what has happened re the shenanigans of my last visit to Japan and the multitude of supposedly pregnant ladies I left behind:

I originally thought all 3 were pregnant. Turned out 2 definitely were, though one miscarried around the 2nd month (just a very heavy period, apparently) and the 3rd has given birth to a baby girl called "Mami". For those of you who read from the start, that was with the 29, now 30yr old girl from Nagoya. This girl is now married to her bf (Bi-bi-kon as they call it). I not sure what he really thinks, but behaves as if the kid is his.

I met up with the kid and mother yesterday in Nagoya (had a cuddle with the mother, no sex before you all ask) was told the kid is definitely mine, but was made to promise that I would not tell anyone in her circle, family etc. FG forum, OK I guess. Won't tell my folks back home.

Feel relieved, that a) the shit wasn't so deep, b) every one seems happy with the outcome. However, despite not really being ready to settle down myself - do feel a tad gutted that I wont be contributing to this kids upbringing, even if the mother really isn't my type.

This trip I am being much more "careful" and sedate.....

I hate to ruin your little paternity celebration but it sounds like these gals you knocked up were all yellow cabs -- everyone takes a ride with them.

[japslapper]

I hate to ruin your little paternity celebration but it sounds like these gals you knocked up were all yellow cabs -- everyone takes a ride with them.

That is a potential complication, I admit.

Paternity tests are still not that cheap...bah. I will just put to the back of my mind, that my reproductive celebration could be all in vain due to someone else on this forum!

I went to the VD clinic when I got back to the UK after last summer, phew. All clean.

[Jack]

I don't get why everyone is giving this dude a hard time. The girls are adults, he is an adult (or I think he is) and they engaged in consensual sex. Who are you to give morality lessons to another person. Some folks like sex and the more the better. Deal with it. Monogamy is a good quality but it's overrated. This guy was on tour, he had an itinerary planned with chicks at every stop. The girls knew what they were getting in to.

Now where I think this dude is a moron, is when he shows up on this board looking for legal advice. This is FG Forum. Last I checked this place was teeming with lawyers.

[waruta]

Now where I think this dude is a moron, is when he shows up on this board looking for legal advice. This is FG Forum. Last I checked this place was teeming with lawyers.

I think I'm beginning to like Jack.....

[Coligny]

I don't get why everyone is giving this dude a hard time. The girls are adults, he is an adult (or I think he is) and they engaged in consensual sex. Who are you to give morality lessons to another person. Some folks like sex and the more the better. Deal with it. Monogamy is a good quality but it's overrated. This guy was on tour, he had an itinerary planned with chicks at every stop. The girls knew what they were getting in to.

yeah, sort of wondered why the hatered anyway... It's just yer run of the mill behaviour for a Chav from Britishstan anyway...

[Tsuru]

I don't get why everyone is giving this dude a hard time. The girls are adults, he is an adult (or I think he is) and they engaged in consensual sex. Who are you to give morality lessons to another person. Some folks like sex and the more the better. Deal with it. Monogamy is a good quality but it's overrated.

Yes, because what this world needs is more kids growing up without a father...

[Yokohammer]

Yes, because what this world needs is more kids growing up without a father...

Sanity prevails!

[Coligny]

Yes, because what this world needs is more kids growing up without a father...

Don't know... I turned up quite.. oh... wait...

never mind...

[japansmith]

I think you should suggest them three hooking up with each other. Girls love support. Get them to get a house together and support each other financially, emotionally and to keep them home fires burning while you are away trying to succeed for da famly.
Then once a year, you can come over and it's bbbbooooootttttyyyyy ttttttiiiiiiimmmmmmeeeee!!!!!!! Yeah, baby.

[raider]

Actually I admit, Im envious! If that shit is really true. Those of us long term germs find it harder to bang after you get married and wear the "look" of been here to long and its a turn off. Cant say with honesty though I dig J girls much anymore. Dude, sounds like your fucked. You got 3 halves to deal with? Your life is over man if you live here. See you at hello work.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Great timing for this thread to re-open...don't know what he can do about the pregnant birds, but if he can convince them to join up, they will now be able to get cheap entry into the flicks, if that's any consolation....

[IparryU]

Great timing for this thread to re-open...don't know what he can do about the pregnant birds, but if he can convince them to join up, they will now be able to get cheap entry into the flicks, if that's any consolation....

And it is reborn!

One of them might be a bit flabby and would have a lil one on the back... dont know if that would get the discount, but worth a try.

we a- bichizu!-!-!

[raider]

To be real though, fatherless halfus is a sad thing in Japan. I think they even got a name for them, thats much more derogatory than "halfu" but I cant think of it at the moment. Ive worked with/for many halfus, and the ones who grew up in Japan, well something didnt seem right, like they were confused or had to be better than everybody else or didnt like the gaijin part about themselves and took it out on me. Japanese arent kind to anything that is different than them; something to think over before you get your bang on without a condom here. They get to grow up in these place, you can just haul and forget about it. They wont like you for that latter Im sure.

[2triky]

Dayem you guys must be fuggin' bored to be necroposting this shit. Let sleeping dogs lie.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Dayem you guys must be fuggin' bored to be necroposting this shit. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Sorry...but you hit the nail on the head.
Got any jobs available to help me STFU?

[Yokohammer]

Sorry...but you hit the nail on the head.
Got any jobs available to help me STFU?

You're looking for a job? Seriously?
Methinks you might be looking in the wrong place.

[2triky]

Sorry...but you hit the nail on the head.
Got any jobs available to help me STFU?

I don't have any leads to engage you in productive pursuits. Only the Purple Kush.